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H. Karpén 🔵
@karpen.fi
PhD researcher in Uni Helsinki. Legal philosophy, constitutional theory, (deconstructing) state sovereignty.
I like dogs and other funny stuff. My world is Lynchian.
Also, I'm a left-leaning liberal and support 🇺🇦.
Eng/Fin
Siis poliisi ei ole tiedottanut, ja syytetty oli vieläpä päästetty vapaaksi kunnes hovioikeus puuttui peliin? Mitä ihmeen terroristien hyysäämistä tämä on?
Rikokset | Veitsihyökkäys ammattiopistoon Espoossa, poliisi ei tiedottanut mitään
Hyökkäys tapahtui syyskuussa. Asia tuli julki, kun oikeus määräsi nuoren miehen mielentilatutkimukseen.
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February 17, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Sellaisilla asioilla lähdin vain soittelemaan, että "urheilutermein"? Ei kaikki voi olla urheilutermejä vaikka urheiluselostajat käyttääkin mitä typerämpiä kielikuvia.
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Okay I bite: what kind of a name is Bad Bunny?
I know in this culture war I am supposed to like him, but I just can't with such a name.
Please, can anyone give it some clever explanation?
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Lainattujen uutisten päiväykset ylhäältä alas ovat 16.5.2006, 23.2.2024 ja tänään.
February 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Like Laura Palmer's diary but worse, much worse. And real.
This is the worst thing I've ever read.
A coded diary of one of Epstein's victims where she describes being "used as an incubator", giving birth and having the baby taken away from her.
Don't click if you're not ready
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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🇫🇮 Meta sulki Digitaalinen itsenäisyys -aloitteen Threads-tilin. Mitä seuraavaksi? 🤔

Kansalaisaloitteemme, joka ajaa digitaalista itsenäisyyttä, sai juuri karun esimerkin siitä, mitä riippuvuus ulkomaisista alustoista tarkoittaa.

#DigitaalinenItsenäisyys #Meta #Threads #Sananvapaus #Suomi

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February 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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A wonderful way to remember the work and intellectual contribution of Emilios, who sadly passed away this week. The entire Legal Theory community in Edinburgh mourns the loss of an incredibly kind colleague and friend, who will be sorely missed.
Following the death of the much beloved Emilios Christodoulidis, we want to go back to the beautiful series that Scott Vetch and Maksymilian Del Mar put together in response to Emilios' magnum opus, the Redress of Law.
criticallegalthinking.com/2025/01/13/f...
Friendship, Labour, Attention: Thinking with Simone Weil
In his beautiful and powerful book, The Redress of Law: Globalisation, Constitutionalism and Market Capture (2021), our friend, Emilios
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February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
What do Americans have in common with a couch?
They’re something Vance fucks and Trump soils.

Thank you, Thank you, I am here whole night.
(Also thanks to @scottjshapiro.bsky.social for self-censoring himself earlier and giving me this set-up.)
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Sad news today. An older colleague and mentor has passed away. He helped me more than he probably knew, both in my research and beyond. I will always remember him as an inspiring scholar and kind human being. And now I will forever owe him a coffee.
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Tällä viikolla taas lähinnä tämmöstä. 🫠

(Tietäjät, eli kaikenlaiset hakijat, tietää.)
a bunch of bullets are laying on the floor and one of them has the letters p & c on it
ALT: a bunch of bullets are laying on the floor and one of them has the letters p & c on it
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February 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I've been sceptical about the distraction theories (what if they actually just want to do those things they do?), but this here is a quite solid (or fluid?) observation.
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Sitä lähinnä tässä enää odottelen, että olisko niissä Epsteinin kansioissa mitään Tiitisen listasta tai Hans Assmannista.
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 AM
After skimming through some of the Files, I would apologise all those craziest conspiracy theorists if only they didn't mess up the conclusion part and support the worst possible alternative (even, no, especially, in their reality) to be the president.
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
A friendly reminder:
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Saksalainen yritti huumoria. Epäonnistui täysin.
Ei varsinaisesti uutinen.
Grönlanti | Yhdysvaltojen lipulla vitsailu suututti grönlantilaiset
Saksalaiskoomikko veti Yhdysvaltojen lipun salkoon Grönlannissa.
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January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Yes. 😌
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Personally I think this is too much money for Donald trumps untrained heavily armed militia
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Boss o7
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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If France is doing it, seeking to create volume (network effect), then others should either get onboard or if they don’t want a French option, then EU could easily fund open source EU versions of all major necessary tools, utilities, apps.

…and when Big7 complain, just shrug.
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Tankie fanfic about reading "What is to be done"?
January 28, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Please. This is absurd. Europe can certainly deter Russia and defend itself if its focused and determined. Perpetuating a sense of European helplessness may help Rutte bureaucratically but its 1. wrong 2. prevents action. 3. willfully blind: the US ain't coming to defend Europe.
“If anyone thinks here… that the European Union or Europe as a whole can defend itself without the US, keep on dreaming,” Nato SecGen Mark Rutte told the European Parliament. “You can’t.”

“It will make things more complicated. I think Putin will love it. So think again.”

as.ft.com/r/25718b02-2...
Europe must stop ‘dreaming’ about defence without US, Rutte warns
[FREE TO READ] Nato chief says continent cannot afford to replace American security umbrella
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January 26, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Eri. Esimerkiksi "siellä se yks sankari taas soutaa" on aivan oikeaoppista sankari-termin käyttöä.
Lukijan mielipide | Itsensä tarpeettomalle vaaralle altistamisessa ei ole mitään sankarillista
Miksi ja mihin me tarvitsemme sankareita?
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January 26, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Petteri Orpo tuli vierailulle tänne Kiinaan heti mun perässä. Sattumaako? Enpä usko.

Toivottavasti Orpo julkaisee kuvan illallisisisännistään saatetekstillä "kiinalaisen kaa syömäs". Olisi todennäköisesti hallitusohjelman mukaista.
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 AM