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James Robert
@karnissa.bsky.social
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Um doador de desgostos.
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Cartaz alertando sobre uma cachorra perdida. A cachorra está deitada olhando para a câmera. Ela é preta com o pescoço e as patas marrons. "PROCURA-SE Nossa cachorrinha Leia desapareceu na rua Secundino Domingues, no dia 14/11/2025 por volta das 17:00. Ela ainda é filhote e é um pouco assustada. Se a encontrarem, por favor entrem em contato pelo WhatsApp (11) 96436-1045"
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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shecky.bsky.social
Saruman telling Gandalf, "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind." Response post: "never forget when saruman literally told gandalf 'you've been smoking too much weed bro'" Counter-response: "You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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caylen.bsky.social
a “Space Force”, if you will
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d
we need a department of kerning
The Department of War's seal hangs on a wall. The kerning appears to be off.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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mickaelmagnum.bsky.social
Bom dia
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
karnissa.bsky.social
não existe a menor, mais ínfima, mais remota chance de isso dar bom pra população
lulamoluscotriste.bsky.social AnaPaulaSalviatti @lulamoluscotriste.bsky.social · 1d
Uma turminha da pesada se juntou nessa tarde pra esculhambar com vc 🫵
romulobdias.bsky.social Romulo Dias @romulobdias.bsky.social · 1d
E olha a turma que está querendo tirar a PF das investigações de organizações criminosas.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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jnascim.info
Já pode chamar de Barrigada do Ano ou está cedo? 🤔
A imagem mostra a cobertura da imprensa sobre a morte de Penélope, conhecida como “Japinha do CV”, apontada como uma das principais integrantes do Comando Vermelho. As manchetes de O Globo, CNN Brasil e Metrópoles destacam que ela atuava na linha de frente da facção, responsável por proteger rotas de fuga e pontos estratégicos do tráfico. As reportagens relatam que Penélope foi morta com um tiro no rosto durante uma megaoperação policial nos complexos do Alemão e da Penha, no Rio de Janeiro, em 28 de outubro de 2025. As matérias também chamam atenção para o tom sensacionalista de parte da cobertura, que mistura termos como “musa do crime” e detalhes violentos sobre o confronto, expondo sua imagem e reforçando estigmas em torno da violência urbana e do papel das mulheres no tráfico.
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
karnissa.bsky.social
Muitos anos atrás uma aluna minha entrou no puteiro famoso da região.
Foi por acidente. Tao acidente, que ela entrou dirigindo o carro dela.
felipete42.bsky.social Sommelier de Narigudas @felipete42.bsky.social · 2d
Vocês também têm uma história que sempre volta na cabeça por ser muito absurda? A minha é a do maluco que conseguiu descolar um PS5 com uma vaquinha online lá no Cafofo com a desculpa que o sonho dele era ser fotógrafo de games. Daí em diante vi que vaquinhas fugiram do controle e foram banalizadas.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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neopetshopboy.bsky.social
eu quase comprando um café dessa marca quando vi a foto e pensei "isso tá muito amarelado, será que é IA?"

e aí notei a moça da direita SEGURANDO UM FILTRO DE CAFÉ AO INVÉS DE UMA XICARA 😭😭😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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obrasilquedeucerto.com.br
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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felipegaonar.bsky.social
I love this.
An exchange on twitter. controlla.xyz: If you hate Al you probably just hate art and expression It's an infinite mashup of all the best art ever made by humans lesliejandersonwriter: If you hate the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster you just hate food and cooking. It's an infinite mashup of all the best food made by humans!
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
the box
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4 panel comic P1: A grey haired techbro/CEO looking type, wearing a dark turtleneck, holds up a black cube into a spotlight with his left hand. He has a blank, perfect smile on his blank perfect face. He says "hey, artists! Do you want your art to be seen by potential BILLIONS of people? Then just put it in this--" P2: A closeup of the guy's hand --which is now distressingly realistic looking-- holding the object. He finishes what he was saying in panel 1, only now the speech bubble is inverted; white text against black. "--THE BOX" P3: We now see The Box growing to gigantic proportions, as it reaches into the sky, displacing the clouds around it. A caption box with a teeny tiny version of the CEO's head continues his pitch: "The Box grows larger as it feeds on the content you and others put in it" P4: The Box Tetsuos ever larger, breaching the Earth's atmosphere, clouds swirling around it as it reaches for the heavens. Endless stars pepper the vacuum. A final caption box --all yellow/red-- reads "The Box consumes all."
December 6, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
shift in priorities
6 panel comic P1: a giant floating head that screams "Tech Bro" floats in the sky over a city. There is a crowd of people staring up at it. The head speaks: "WE HAVE HEARD YOUR CONCERNS, BUT FEEL THIS SHIFT IN PRIORITIES IS NECESSAR--" P2: a guy in the crowd --rightbhand raised-- speaks up, as those surrounding him turn to stare: "um, giant head? I'm Greg. Hi. Well, me and my friends feel the Earth is an okay place? Maybe just get rid of all the racism, climate change? Things like that." P3: the giant head looks down in silence before-- P4: --floating away, out of the panel P5: POV switches to outer space. A pissed off last oking giant head is now orbiting the planet Earth P6: beams of energy blast out of the head's eyes, as it screams: "WE HAVE HEARD YOUR CONCERNS. BUT FEEL THIS SHIFT IN PRIORITIES IS NECESSARY. INTRODUCING: EARTH 3.0!!" The Earth, bathed in arcane energies, transforms into a cube.
May 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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gatosabado.bsky.social
Todo mundo odeia o trabalho presencial

Todo mundo está certo em odiar o trabalho presencial
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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charig.bsky.social
Grande prazer de anunciar que acabei de descobrir que a Dinamarca tem o seu próprio Levy Fidelix aka homem do aerotrem
Campaign poster of Tom Gillesberg
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
karnissa.bsky.social
TERIA A CIÊNCIA IDO LONGE DEMAIS?
silvoca.gay Bárbara Helena @silvoca.gay · 3d
Cientistas criaram uma nova espécie que é um híbrido entre bois e baleias

Essa espécie foi batizada de bullcetáceo
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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romulobdias.bsky.social
Olha que curiosa essa cronologia:

• PF faz operação devastadora contra PCC em SP, chegando na Faria Lima.

• Derrite, secretário de segurança de SP, volta para a Câmara.

• Ganha relatoria de projeto e TIRA PODERES da PF para investigar o crime organizado.
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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carolinauwuc.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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rasputinzero.bsky.social
Adapted scene from The Good Place. Jason: "I think we're in a bubble economy!" Michael: "Softbank figured it out? Softbank?!" Michael: "This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
me when the AI bubble bursts
3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
i'm cubing again
the Far side Cow tools cartoon except on the table before the bipedal cow are 4 twisty puzzles. On 3x3 standard rubic cube with all white sides, One shaped like the lump-with-handle cow tool, one that is mixed up into a bunch of overlapping triangles looking like a jagged mess, and one pyramid puzzle seemingly solved with green and yellow faces toward the viewer. Caption reads, "cow cubes."
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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coimbraricardo.bsky.social
Quadrinho publicado hoje na Folha de S.Paulo
September 1, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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tdbem.bsky.social
Distribuição demográfica de quem chama São Paulo de “Sampa”
Gráfico de pizza intitulado “Quem ainda chama São Paulo de ‘Sampa’”. A pizza mostra uma fatia muito grande, em azul, representando aproximadamente 98% do total, com a legenda “Marketeiros da prefeitura fazendo merda”. Uma pequena fatia, em rosa, representa cerca de 2% e está associada ao nome “Caetano Veloso”.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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kblosnack.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM