Imagine laws, but for rich people.

i do not want supporters of a racist fascist rapist bigot anywhere near me tbh i do not think that is an unreasonable position tbh

So much fucking around, and now begins the finding out

www.cnbc.com/2024/11/19/w...

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way

I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.

Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches to feeding children.

“be the bigger person” well, thanks to all this stress eating since the election, I am

"Fuck your feelings" but also please come to thanksgiving, we miss you and our vote had nothing to do with you, honey.

TURN THIS UP! 📢📢📢

May we all live our lives so that social media sites don’t rejoice like Ewoks at the end of Jedi upon news of our death.

Probably a little dicey to marry someone who disagrees with you politically if one of the things he disagrees with you about politically might be whether women should be able to get a no-fault divorce...