Crabby Patty
@karihp.bsky.social
A 5 year old in a 12 year old brain in a 60 year old adult still learning how to adult. Boxers rule.
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Absolutely no truth to the rumor that Donald Trump will be at the Pinedale mall Thursday dropping live turkeys from Marine One!
youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?si…
youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?si…
WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Carla Johnson
https://youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?si…
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Absolutely no truth to the rumor that Donald Trump will be at the Pinedale mall Thursday dropping live turkeys from Marine One!
youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?si…
youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?si…
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Sen. Kelly responds: "If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution."
Breaking:
Just days after Sen. Mark Kelly participated in a video asking service members to ‘refuse illegal orders,' the Pentagon now says it's opening an investigation into Kelly for "serious allegations of misconduct."
Just days after Sen. Mark Kelly participated in a video asking service members to ‘refuse illegal orders,' the Pentagon now says it's opening an investigation into Kelly for "serious allegations of misconduct."
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sen. Kelly responds: "If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution."
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The thing that's always frustrated the right wing ideologues who've glommed onto Trump is that he doesn't have the attention span to actually be a committed ideological warrior. He can scream all the right culture war shit, but it's just WWE pugilistic showmanship. He basically has no belief system.
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The thing that's always frustrated the right wing ideologues who've glommed onto Trump is that he doesn't have the attention span to actually be a committed ideological warrior. He can scream all the right culture war shit, but it's just WWE pugilistic showmanship. He basically has no belief system.
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This is the 22nd time I’ve posted this Doonesbury since 2015.
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is the 22nd time I’ve posted this Doonesbury since 2015.
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
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Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
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About 74 thousand years ago, the global Homo sapiens population dwindled to just a few thousand (2-10K) who survived the climate disaster created by the explosion of a super volcano in Indonesia.
That means the entire population of the earth comes from about 10K people.
We are so genetically
That means the entire population of the earth comes from about 10K people.
We are so genetically
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
About 74 thousand years ago, the global Homo sapiens population dwindled to just a few thousand (2-10K) who survived the climate disaster created by the explosion of a super volcano in Indonesia.
That means the entire population of the earth comes from about 10K people.
We are so genetically
That means the entire population of the earth comes from about 10K people.
We are so genetically
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With current pledges, the world's on track for 2.6°C of warming in 2100 compared to preindustrial levels.
10 years ago, before the Paris agreement, it was 3.6°C
20+ years ago, we thought it would be 4-5°C
So 2.6°C is better, but the problem is that climate impacts are way worse than we predicted.
10 years ago, before the Paris agreement, it was 3.6°C
20+ years ago, we thought it would be 4-5°C
So 2.6°C is better, but the problem is that climate impacts are way worse than we predicted.
World still on track for catastrophic 2.6C temperature rise, report finds
Fossil fuel emissions have hit a record high while many nations have done too little to avert deadly global heating
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
With current pledges, the world's on track for 2.6°C of warming in 2100 compared to preindustrial levels.
10 years ago, before the Paris agreement, it was 3.6°C
20+ years ago, we thought it would be 4-5°C
So 2.6°C is better, but the problem is that climate impacts are way worse than we predicted.
10 years ago, before the Paris agreement, it was 3.6°C
20+ years ago, we thought it would be 4-5°C
So 2.6°C is better, but the problem is that climate impacts are way worse than we predicted.
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I know how Kim feels.
Many months ago, four psychics swore I’d find the administrator of DOGE.
I’m still waiting.
#WITAOD
Many months ago, four psychics swore I’d find the administrator of DOGE.
I’m still waiting.
#WITAOD
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I know how Kim feels.
Many months ago, four psychics swore I’d find the administrator of DOGE.
I’m still waiting.
#WITAOD
Many months ago, four psychics swore I’d find the administrator of DOGE.
I’m still waiting.
#WITAOD
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ICE agents. You go into states and use unnecessary force. You will be prosecuted.
No, you DO NOT have immunity. The federal government cannot give you immunity regarding STATE LAWS.
And Trump cannot pardon you either for state crimes.
That’s why you are covering your face.
No, you DO NOT have immunity. The federal government cannot give you immunity regarding STATE LAWS.
And Trump cannot pardon you either for state crimes.
That’s why you are covering your face.
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
ICE agents. You go into states and use unnecessary force. You will be prosecuted.
No, you DO NOT have immunity. The federal government cannot give you immunity regarding STATE LAWS.
And Trump cannot pardon you either for state crimes.
That’s why you are covering your face.
No, you DO NOT have immunity. The federal government cannot give you immunity regarding STATE LAWS.
And Trump cannot pardon you either for state crimes.
That’s why you are covering your face.
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
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OBAMA: “It’s like every day is Halloween… I will admit it’s even worse than I expected — but I did warn y’all. Check the tape.”
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
OBAMA: “It’s like every day is Halloween… I will admit it’s even worse than I expected — but I did warn y’all. Check the tape.”
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October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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“Mom, what’s for Thanksgiving?”
“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”
“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Mom, what’s for Thanksgiving?”
“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”
“We’ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epstein’s ballroom isn’t going to pay for itself.”
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And then, white Jesus said, "If your neighbor is hungry, starve him to death to accrue political power."
- The MAGA Bible
- The MAGA Bible
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
And then, white Jesus said, "If your neighbor is hungry, starve him to death to accrue political power."
- The MAGA Bible
- The MAGA Bible
Oh my…….
BREAKING
Prince Andrew will no longer be a Prince of the United Kingdom.
In an extraordinary move, Buckingham Palace has announced that the King is stripping him of that style.
Presumably, he will now be known as Andrew Windsor.
The Palace also stated he has been ordered to leave Royal Lodge.
Prince Andrew will no longer be a Prince of the United Kingdom.
In an extraordinary move, Buckingham Palace has announced that the King is stripping him of that style.
Presumably, he will now be known as Andrew Windsor.
The Palace also stated he has been ordered to leave Royal Lodge.
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh my…….
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It's not just because the black guy got a win. They genuinely don't believe people should have healthcare unless they're rich, white, Christian, born here, and working a "proper" job. They don't believe children are entitled to eat, either. That's just who they are.
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's not just because the black guy got a win. They genuinely don't believe people should have healthcare unless they're rich, white, Christian, born here, and working a "proper" job. They don't believe children are entitled to eat, either. That's just who they are.