kenya pleaser nation
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silliest fucking goose
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we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
briar blush gives jay kay but not in terms of drag, in terms of like their face...but they don't look alike.
does anyone understand what i mean? #dragrace
does anyone understand what i mean? #dragrace
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
briar blush gives jay kay but not in terms of drag, in terms of like their face...but they don't look alike.
does anyone understand what i mean? #dragrace
does anyone understand what i mean? #dragrace
toronto bluesky users does the toronto accent really sound like that?
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
toronto bluesky users does the toronto accent really sound like that?
i bought myself a gift a little over a week ago and i’m trying to keep myself from like checking where it is because i want it to be a surprise for myself
January 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
i bought myself a gift a little over a week ago and i’m trying to keep myself from like checking where it is because i want it to be a surprise for myself
so i’m doing this massive drag family tree mapping and fun fact: kori king and lydia b. kollins are distant drag cousins.
kori is monét’s daughter who is honey davenport’s daughter who is kelexis’ granddaughter.
lydia is mistress’ daughter who is chevelle’s daughter who is kelexis’ daughter.
kori is monét’s daughter who is honey davenport’s daughter who is kelexis’ granddaughter.
lydia is mistress’ daughter who is chevelle’s daughter who is kelexis’ daughter.
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
so i’m doing this massive drag family tree mapping and fun fact: kori king and lydia b. kollins are distant drag cousins.
kori is monét’s daughter who is honey davenport’s daughter who is kelexis’ granddaughter.
lydia is mistress’ daughter who is chevelle’s daughter who is kelexis’ daughter.
kori is monét’s daughter who is honey davenport’s daughter who is kelexis’ granddaughter.
lydia is mistress’ daughter who is chevelle’s daughter who is kelexis’ daughter.
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in 2026 we are:
• decentering muscular bodies
• revisiting 2010s fandom culture
• fagging out
• decentering muscular bodies
• revisiting 2010s fandom culture
• fagging out
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
in 2026 we are:
• decentering muscular bodies
• revisiting 2010s fandom culture
• fagging out
• decentering muscular bodies
• revisiting 2010s fandom culture
• fagging out
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which could mean nothing
Toad stayed in the bed, and Frog stayed in the closet.
They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.
They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
which could mean nothing
why do places offer order ahead if when i order one item 10 minutes earlier i still have to wait in a parking spot while people who ordered at the drive thru get their food?
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
why do places offer order ahead if when i order one item 10 minutes earlier i still have to wait in a parking spot while people who ordered at the drive thru get their food?
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A 17-year-old worker died at a pork producer in Nebraska run by the governor’s family. Two investigations later, the boy’s mother is still searching for answers. trib.al/z7ZUF62
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A 17-year-old worker died at a pork producer in Nebraska run by the governor’s family. Two investigations later, the boy’s mother is still searching for answers. trib.al/z7ZUF62
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republicans and especially erika kirk really don’t seem to mind that charlie got killed
TPUSA recreated the booth where Charlie Kirk was shot and killed, and attendees lined up to take selfies in it. So weird.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
republicans and especially erika kirk really don’t seem to mind that charlie got killed
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Band Teacher Gay In Retrospect https://theonion.com/band-teacher-gay-in-retrospect-1819566832/
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Band Teacher Gay In Retrospect https://theonion.com/band-teacher-gay-in-retrospect-1819566832/
who does she need pardoned for what sex crime /gen (not counting the ones her husband and brother have committed)
Nicki Minaj joins Erika Kirk onstage at the Turning Point USA America Fest event.
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
who does she need pardoned for what sex crime /gen (not counting the ones her husband and brother have committed)
HIS FRUSSY IS OUT
Frog closed his eyes when Toad came out from behind the rocks
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
HIS FRUSSY IS OUT
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
i stop crying over episode 5 and watched the last scene again and started crying harder fucking hell #heatedrivalry
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i stop crying over episode 5 and watched the last scene again and started crying harder fucking hell #heatedrivalry
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As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
i don’t judge anyone at the gym because we are all on our own journeys and that’s not what this is:
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS GUY PUT HIS PHONE ON THE GROUND AND LIGHTLY STEP ON IT LIKE THREE TIMES THEN PICK IT UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS GUY PUT HIS PHONE ON THE GROUND AND LIGHTLY STEP ON IT LIKE THREE TIMES THEN PICK IT UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i don’t judge anyone at the gym because we are all on our own journeys and that’s not what this is:
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS GUY PUT HIS PHONE ON THE GROUND AND LIGHTLY STEP ON IT LIKE THREE TIMES THEN PICK IT UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS GUY PUT HIS PHONE ON THE GROUND AND LIGHTLY STEP ON IT LIKE THREE TIMES THEN PICK IT UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
secure your wig sis aly and aj are coming
Alexander Ludwig & AJ Michalka have been cast in ‘The White Lotus’ Season 4.
(deadline.com/2025/12/the-wh…)
(deadline.com/2025/12/the-wh…)
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
secure your wig sis aly and aj are coming
transgender for everybody!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
transgender for everybody!!!!
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Heated Rivalry: Oops! All Mothers
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Heated Rivalry: Oops! All Mothers
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Happy 33rd birthday to the intelligent Bridgit Mendler.
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Happy 33rd birthday to the intelligent Bridgit Mendler.
pickup orders asking me if i want every item brought to my car except the bulkiest one like yeah bro i do want to have my protein bars and bed sheets dropped off to my car but the duvet insert to be something i walk into the busy ass store for!
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
pickup orders asking me if i want every item brought to my car except the bulkiest one like yeah bro i do want to have my protein bars and bed sheets dropped off to my car but the duvet insert to be something i walk into the busy ass store for!