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Finally more room for the signature classic entertainment we associate with Warner Brothers: Real Time with aging pervert Bill Maher
March 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Finally more room for the signature classic entertainment we associate with Warner Brothers: Real Time with aging pervert Bill Maher
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why the economy crashing is actually good: a thread 🧵 👇
March 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
why the economy crashing is actually good: a thread 🧵 👇
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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so Mexico City coffee shop culture is unlike NYC's in that you order, sit down, and pay before leaving instead of paying right away, which has resulted in me accidentally almost doing theft several times
March 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
so Mexico City coffee shop culture is unlike NYC's in that you order, sit down, and pay before leaving instead of paying right away, which has resulted in me accidentally almost doing theft several times
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Not to be outdone, Bernie has launched his own presumptive 2028 Presidential campaign with a new podcast where he alternately complains about soup being too cold or too hot
March 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Not to be outdone, Bernie has launched his own presumptive 2028 Presidential campaign with a new podcast where he alternately complains about soup being too cold or too hot
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I knew this would happen, but it's still surreal to hear another nation's leader talk to us in a televised address the way US presidents have historically spoken to the citizens of countries led by dictators and despots.
Trudeau: "I want to speak first directly to the American people. We don't want this. We want to work with you as a friend and ally. We don't want to see you hurt either. But your government has chosen to do this to you. As of this morning, markets are down and inflation is set to rise dramatically."
March 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I knew this would happen, but it's still surreal to hear another nation's leader talk to us in a televised address the way US presidents have historically spoken to the citizens of countries led by dictators and despots.
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idk i think the total destruction of the us economy would be pretty funny if i didn't live here and the country wasn't full of people i care about
March 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
idk i think the total destruction of the us economy would be pretty funny if i didn't live here and the country wasn't full of people i care about
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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It is kinda funny that people are going wow Canada seems pretty united and pissed off and yeah I guess threatening to take over someone’s homeland and trying to economically ruin them might make folks a little upset that’s wild
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It is kinda funny that people are going wow Canada seems pretty united and pissed off and yeah I guess threatening to take over someone’s homeland and trying to economically ruin them might make folks a little upset that’s wild
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The Revolution will be AI-icized
February 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Revolution will be AI-icized
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I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
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Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
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Excited to learn that there is going to be a deputy director of the FBI who once replied to me in a testy fashion after I tweeted something like "Don Bingbongo" at him.
February 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Excited to learn that there is going to be a deputy director of the FBI who once replied to me in a testy fashion after I tweeted something like "Don Bingbongo" at him.
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1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
February 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
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Advertisers are back baby
February 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Advertisers are back baby
February 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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TO: <ALL STAFF>
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
February 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
TO: <ALL STAFF>
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
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Well. Tulip is awake
February 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Well. Tulip is awake
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my Trader Joe’s cashier proposed to me and I said yes
February 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
my Trader Joe’s cashier proposed to me and I said yes