JXsrpnt
@jxsrpnt.bsky.social
I'm not interesting enough for a bio.
The ghost of Mariah Carey strikes again. Lol
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The ghost of Mariah Carey strikes again. Lol
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I’m so jealous. Must be nice having a functional high court.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m so jealous. Must be nice having a functional high court.
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Just a little Cinnamon to spice up the day
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Just a little Cinnamon to spice up the day
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Reporter: Dr Oz said that—
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reporter: Dr Oz said that—
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
While I am overjoyed for my gay friends and relatives who can take a sigh of relief about the supreme Court not taking up hypocrite Kim's case, we need to be mindful that this is just a short stop in the long game that fundamentalists and Republicans are playing. 1/2
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
While I am overjoyed for my gay friends and relatives who can take a sigh of relief about the supreme Court not taking up hypocrite Kim's case, we need to be mindful that this is just a short stop in the long game that fundamentalists and Republicans are playing. 1/2
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12 hours later and you can still see smoke coming from the crash. 😔
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
12 hours later and you can still see smoke coming from the crash. 😔
Holy hell. There's been a plane crash and I can see the smoke from my window.
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Holy hell. There's been a plane crash and I can see the smoke from my window.
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
If Erikkka Kirk rides JD on a leather couch, does it count as a threesome?
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If Erikkka Kirk rides JD on a leather couch, does it count as a threesome?
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Someday there will be a reckoning for the serial killings that the US government is engaged in on the oceans. Another admin should not refuse to extradite indicted officials to Intl Criminal Courts and senior military officers “just following orders” should not be exempted.
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Someday there will be a reckoning for the serial killings that the US government is engaged in on the oceans. Another admin should not refuse to extradite indicted officials to Intl Criminal Courts and senior military officers “just following orders” should not be exempted.
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I am taking a 2 month paid vacation to another country you pay for.
I am taking all your food, medicine, and money.
I am tearing your house down first.
I am taking your child.
I am taking away your right to complain about any of it.
I am leaving you locked up until you die.
What and who am I?
I am taking all your food, medicine, and money.
I am tearing your house down first.
I am taking your child.
I am taking away your right to complain about any of it.
I am leaving you locked up until you die.
What and who am I?
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I am taking a 2 month paid vacation to another country you pay for.
I am taking all your food, medicine, and money.
I am tearing your house down first.
I am taking your child.
I am taking away your right to complain about any of it.
I am leaving you locked up until you die.
What and who am I?
I am taking all your food, medicine, and money.
I am tearing your house down first.
I am taking your child.
I am taking away your right to complain about any of it.
I am leaving you locked up until you die.
What and who am I?
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Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
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FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
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JB Pritzker: “Not everything is a both sides issue. When someone’s breaching the Constitution, it needs to be called out. There’s not two sides to it. When there’s fact and fiction, you don’t present those equally”
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
JB Pritzker: “Not everything is a both sides issue. When someone’s breaching the Constitution, it needs to be called out. There’s not two sides to it. When there’s fact and fiction, you don’t present those equally”
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It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
