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Charles Saxon’s wonderfully evocative wintery cover to December 19th 1959’s The New Yorker.
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Charles Saxon’s wonderfully evocative wintery cover to December 19th 1959’s The New Yorker.
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As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE
Someone who works in a restaurant seeing all your "Out of office" posts.
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Someone who works in a restaurant seeing all your "Out of office" posts.
They decided they'd made enough money out of him then.
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
They decided they'd made enough money out of him then.
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In the movie Grease John Travolta sings "Sandy baby, I sit and wonder why you left me." But we all saw why she left him, it was because he tried to feel her up and wouldn't take no for an answer. It only happened five minutes ago, how have you forgotten?
In the movie Grease during “You’re The One That I Want” Olivia Newton John sings “…feel your way” and John Travolta goes “YEOWWW” and acts like he gets electrocuted but in the Grease soundtrack this sound effect is omitted.
December 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In the movie Grease John Travolta sings "Sandy baby, I sit and wonder why you left me." But we all saw why she left him, it was because he tried to feel her up and wouldn't take no for an answer. It only happened five minutes ago, how have you forgotten?
Simon Thomas on Soccer Saturday confidently and repeatedly saying "Wearside derby" as if that's something that exists. It really is a load of shit these days.
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Simon Thomas on Soccer Saturday confidently and repeatedly saying "Wearside derby" as if that's something that exists. It really is a load of shit these days.
The Rebel Alliance after the second Death Star blows up.
YASSSS LANDOOOO!!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The Rebel Alliance after the second Death Star blows up.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
Expelled for dealing Acid, his mate and fellow dealer wasn't, copper's son. Headmaster later hanged himself, Moore claims it was partly because his school had to take in working class comprehensive school kids like him.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Expelled for dealing Acid, his mate and fellow dealer wasn't, copper's son. Headmaster later hanged himself, Moore claims it was partly because his school had to take in working class comprehensive school kids like him.
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From SCTV, Martin Scorsese's Jerry Lewis LIVE on Les Champs-Elysées. This is such a *perfect* parody, Martin Short is incredible. Best bit: Lewis in a goofy sailor suit ranting bitterly about the movie business. The anger, madness and neediness, it's all here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgwV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgwV...
SCTV - Jerry Lewis Live on the Champs Elysees
YouTube video by SCTV
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
From SCTV, Martin Scorsese's Jerry Lewis LIVE on Les Champs-Elysées. This is such a *perfect* parody, Martin Short is incredible. Best bit: Lewis in a goofy sailor suit ranting bitterly about the movie business. The anger, madness and neediness, it's all here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgwV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgwV...
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Something a little bit different for the YouTube channel this festive season. I give to you these compendiums of Christmas continuity, idents, trails and assorted miscellany. First there's one from the 1980s...
It's a 1980s UK TV Christmas
YouTube video by Neil Miles
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Something a little bit different for the YouTube channel this festive season. I give to you these compendiums of Christmas continuity, idents, trails and assorted miscellany. First there's one from the 1980s...
The best Christmas Song is One More Skeep Till Christmas.
What is Britain's favourite Christmas song?
Fairytale of New York: 19%
Last Christmas: 13%
All I Want for Christmas is You: 7%
Merry Christmas Everybody: 5%
Driving Home for Christmas: 5%
White Christmas: 5%
Merry Christmas Everyone: 4%
Do They Know It's Christmas: 3%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
Fairytale of New York: 19%
Last Christmas: 13%
All I Want for Christmas is You: 7%
Merry Christmas Everybody: 5%
Driving Home for Christmas: 5%
White Christmas: 5%
Merry Christmas Everyone: 4%
Do They Know It's Christmas: 3%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The best Christmas Song is One More Skeep Till Christmas.
It's almost as if this whole thing is just a massive ego trip from two absolute twats.
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana has boycotted day one of the Your Party Conference over the expulsion of members of left-wing groups.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's almost as if this whole thing is just a massive ego trip from two absolute twats.
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Quite a bold claim.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Quite a bold claim.
"Who's our Party?"
"It's Your Party."
"It's not your Party?"
"Yes Our Party is Your Party."
"But is it your party?
"Well Your Party is For The Many."
"How can our Party be for the many?"
"Oh, we'll just fucking call it the Popular Alliance."
"It's Your Party."
"It's not your Party?"
"Yes Our Party is Your Party."
"But is it your party?
"Well Your Party is For The Many."
"How can our Party be for the many?"
"Oh, we'll just fucking call it the Popular Alliance."
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Who's our Party?"
"It's Your Party."
"It's not your Party?"
"Yes Our Party is Your Party."
"But is it your party?
"Well Your Party is For The Many."
"How can our Party be for the many?"
"Oh, we'll just fucking call it the Popular Alliance."
"It's Your Party."
"It's not your Party?"
"Yes Our Party is Your Party."
"But is it your party?
"Well Your Party is For The Many."
"How can our Party be for the many?"
"Oh, we'll just fucking call it the Popular Alliance."
I'm astonished the Chancellor has put up some taxes on budget day. Luckily some of these taxes are the good taxes that only effect other people. Sadly some of these taxes are the bad taxes that effect me.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm astonished the Chancellor has put up some taxes on budget day. Luckily some of these taxes are the good taxes that only effect other people. Sadly some of these taxes are the bad taxes that effect me.
'I wouldn't trust Thatcher if she told me not to look directly at the sun' - "Blind" Dave Smith.
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
'I wouldn't trust Thatcher if she told me not to look directly at the sun' - "Blind" Dave Smith.
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The premiere of Marvel's new movie "Rapists Assemble"
A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The premiere of Marvel's new movie "Rapists Assemble"
Well done the Jocks. Scotland absolutely deserve their chance to go out in the group stages.
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Well done the Jocks. Scotland absolutely deserve their chance to go out in the group stages.
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When I see something beautiful ruined - litter in a park, say - I always think of Daphne’s family showing up in Frasier.
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
When I see something beautiful ruined - litter in a park, say - I always think of Daphne’s family showing up in Frasier.
Just flicked onto I'm A Celebrity.
a man in a suit says " don 't you think she looks tired " to another man in a suit
ALT: a man in a suit says " don 't you think she looks tired " to another man in a suit
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just flicked onto I'm A Celebrity.
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This is just great.
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
www.youtube.com
October 4, 2024 at 6:56 AM
This is just great.
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‘Recycling By’
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
‘Recycling By’