Someone who works in a restaurant seeing all your "Out of office" posts.
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Someone who works in a restaurant seeing all your "Out of office" posts.
Remember, Dribbling Cletus Gobshite won't see this post, but someone he loves might.
September 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Remember, Dribbling Cletus Gobshite won't see this post, but someone he loves might.
Danny Baker. Like when your Dad shouts "What's this crap?" at the opening credits of a film on the telly.
September 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Danny Baker. Like when your Dad shouts "What's this crap?" at the opening credits of a film on the telly.
I see we've signed the lead singer of Nickelback.
August 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I see we've signed the lead singer of Nickelback.
Terry Scott threatened to drive his car off the Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge if that episode of Terry and June wasn't shown. When that didn't work he threatened not to drive off the Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge if it wasn't shown.
July 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Terry Scott threatened to drive his car off the Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge if that episode of Terry and June wasn't shown. When that didn't work he threatened not to drive off the Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge if it wasn't shown.
Me in my Bluesky bubble.
June 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me in my Bluesky bubble.
Just finished work for two weeks and off to Greece in a couple of days.
June 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just finished work for two weeks and off to Greece in a couple of days.
Eddie, draw me like one of your French girls.
May 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Eddie, draw me like one of your French girls.
The Europa League Final.
May 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The Europa League Final.
Just seen the latest episode of the daft old children's programme. Fuck me.
April 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just seen the latest episode of the daft old children's programme. Fuck me.
I see Donald's a big Village People fan. #LiberationDay
April 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I see Donald's a big Village People fan. #LiberationDay
I see professional journalist Emily "Emergency Commando Podcast" Maitlis is retweeting this without comment on April 1st.
April 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I see professional journalist Emily "Emergency Commando Podcast" Maitlis is retweeting this without comment on April 1st.
Justice is blind. Also, Justice has Jennifer Aniston nipples.
March 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Justice is blind. Also, Justice has Jennifer Aniston nipples.
Elton John's Syrup on Graham Norton though.
February 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Elton John's Syrup on Graham Norton though.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have had my first interaction with an American on here.
February 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I have had my first interaction with an American on here.