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“Eventually, Darwin evolved himself… into a corpse.” -Philomena Cunk, “Cunk on Britain”
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· Apr 29
JD Vance killed the Pope because he wanted to fuck the seat in the Pope Mobile
Can I just say (even as an American) that lots of other Americans are disgusting and disgustingly entrenched in the capitalist ideals? I saw people arguing with actual Danish people about the taxes they pay, and how they would NEVER pay for freeloaders on a national health system. Gross.
September 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Can I just say (even as an American) that lots of other Americans are disgusting and disgustingly entrenched in the capitalist ideals? I saw people arguing with actual Danish people about the taxes they pay, and how they would NEVER pay for freeloaders on a national health system. Gross.
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Charlie Kirk started the Professor Watchlist, which caused friends of mine and their families to be terrorized by right-wing assholes. So, you know, fuck everyone trying to find some nugget of decency in that shitpile.
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Charlie Kirk started the Professor Watchlist, which caused friends of mine and their families to be terrorized by right-wing assholes. So, you know, fuck everyone trying to find some nugget of decency in that shitpile.
If this is the kind of hateful rhetoric you spew, then no… I don’t care that you’re dead.
September 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
If this is the kind of hateful rhetoric you spew, then no… I don’t care that you’re dead.
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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The president went on TV to attack political opponents and blame them for the killing of Charlie Kirk, even though we don’t know who shot him.
If there is anything this man can do to worsen the situation, he will do it. Despicable.
If there is anything this man can do to worsen the situation, he will do it. Despicable.
September 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The president went on TV to attack political opponents and blame them for the killing of Charlie Kirk, even though we don’t know who shot him.
If there is anything this man can do to worsen the situation, he will do it. Despicable.
If there is anything this man can do to worsen the situation, he will do it. Despicable.
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Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
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“The best way to honor goebbels’ memory is to continue his work.”
September 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“The best way to honor goebbels’ memory is to continue his work.”
I have no business getting high before going on Reddit. I follow both /drawme and /roast me and I have had to check myself so many times tonight. 😬
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I have no business getting high before going on Reddit. I follow both /drawme and /roast me and I have had to check myself so many times tonight. 😬
A guy with a magic-imbued staff fighting a guy with a magic-imbued… plunger (with poop inside)? #Gachiakuta is PEAK.
August 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
A guy with a magic-imbued staff fighting a guy with a magic-imbued… plunger (with poop inside)? #Gachiakuta is PEAK.
@vinny.vinesauce.com I just wanted to say, I’m your age/a little older, and my adult nephew got me into Commercial Chaos. Some of THESEA commercials bring so much back! Thanks for these!
August 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
@vinny.vinesauce.com I just wanted to say, I’m your age/a little older, and my adult nephew got me into Commercial Chaos. Some of THESEA commercials bring so much back! Thanks for these!
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*tongue-kisses you with a mouthful of chewed up klonopin so we can both enjoy this work christmas party*
December 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
*tongue-kisses you with a mouthful of chewed up klonopin so we can both enjoy this work christmas party*
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Our doorbell rang, and no one was there. I know it was the ghost of an Avon lady.
August 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Our doorbell rang, and no one was there. I know it was the ghost of an Avon lady.
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if a ghost has a crush on you that’s called a parasocial relationship
August 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
if a ghost has a crush on you that’s called a parasocial relationship
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Have you heard of the "Ghost That Screamed"? This haunting photograph has been part of internet folklore for years.
My new video covers the story, exploring the paranormal claims and the scientific explanations.
Watch the video!
youtube.com/watch?v=jjjc...
My new video covers the story, exploring the paranormal claims and the scientific explanations.
Watch the video!
youtube.com/watch?v=jjjc...
The Ghost That Screamed
YouTube video by The Spooky Lawyer
youtube.com
July 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Have you heard of the "Ghost That Screamed"? This haunting photograph has been part of internet folklore for years.
My new video covers the story, exploring the paranormal claims and the scientific explanations.
Watch the video!
youtube.com/watch?v=jjjc...
My new video covers the story, exploring the paranormal claims and the scientific explanations.
Watch the video!
youtube.com/watch?v=jjjc...
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Just realised it's possible to be normal around strangers. I was doing the other thing
July 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Just realised it's possible to be normal around strangers. I was doing the other thing
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Good morning!
"What do you say to lunch, followed by breakfast? Because we're time travellers and that's how we roll. Then cocktails with Moses. Then I'm going to invent a flying submarine. Why? Because no-one ever has and it's annoying."
#DoctorWho
"What do you say to lunch, followed by breakfast? Because we're time travellers and that's how we roll. Then cocktails with Moses. Then I'm going to invent a flying submarine. Why? Because no-one ever has and it's annoying."
#DoctorWho
July 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Good morning!
"What do you say to lunch, followed by breakfast? Because we're time travellers and that's how we roll. Then cocktails with Moses. Then I'm going to invent a flying submarine. Why? Because no-one ever has and it's annoying."
#DoctorWho
"What do you say to lunch, followed by breakfast? Because we're time travellers and that's how we roll. Then cocktails with Moses. Then I'm going to invent a flying submarine. Why? Because no-one ever has and it's annoying."
#DoctorWho
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Elon Musk does drugs at work and receives billions but when I do drugs at work I'm fired for "putting all the children at risk" like, they're not even my kids.
July 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Elon Musk does drugs at work and receives billions but when I do drugs at work I'm fired for "putting all the children at risk" like, they're not even my kids.
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forget cracking my back like a glow stick i need someone to twist my entire body like a pepper grinder
May 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
forget cracking my back like a glow stick i need someone to twist my entire body like a pepper grinder
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I love a creepy lady
(Artists, quote with your art of women)
(Artists, quote with your art of women)
July 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I love a creepy lady
(Artists, quote with your art of women)
(Artists, quote with your art of women)
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After my third joke, a health meter bar appears over my therapist’s head
July 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
After my third joke, a health meter bar appears over my therapist’s head
I’ve always loved the case of Gef the Talking Mongoose! I keep forgetting to watch “Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose”. Time to rectify that!
July 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I’ve always loved the case of Gef the Talking Mongoose! I keep forgetting to watch “Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose”. Time to rectify that!
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Thanks Trump
Just ahead of the Independence Day long weekend, beaches across the country have closed and issued advisories due to excessive levels of fecal waste.
Dozens of beaches close before July Fourth weekend due to fecal bacteria
At least six states have issued closures or advisories for certain beaches and lakes that have tested positive for fecal bacteria above safe levels.
nbcnews.to
July 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Thanks Trump
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Call to Action: DC Protest, July 4th. If you are in the DC area we ask for all hands on deck.
Gather at 2 PM at Logan Circle, culminating in a march to the White House. #3E #RefuseFascism #NoKings
Gather at 2 PM at Logan Circle, culminating in a march to the White House. #3E #RefuseFascism #NoKings
July 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Call to Action: DC Protest, July 4th. If you are in the DC area we ask for all hands on deck.
Gather at 2 PM at Logan Circle, culminating in a march to the White House. #3E #RefuseFascism #NoKings
Gather at 2 PM at Logan Circle, culminating in a march to the White House. #3E #RefuseFascism #NoKings