jwilnificent.bsky.social
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me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday

me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Blair🎃
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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chode buddies
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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me finally owning a home in a walkable neighborhood when im too old to walk
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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Hit me up with that gas station tuna on wheat
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel

me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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me casting the first stone: you know they don't even check to see if you are without sin
November 26, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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a golden retriever dog is laying on a person 's leg .
ALT: a golden retriever dog is laying on a person 's leg .
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February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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look what world war 2 took
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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why'd they make resign and resign have opposite meanings
January 27, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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They stopped making ghosts after the civil war. That's why you never see one talking on a cell phone
January 23, 2026 at 2:12 AM