JoeVall
@jvall.bsky.social
Left of center, Marquette, Cubs, Bears, and Tottenham fan,
2013 Louisville here we come!!
The Nobel Prize Committee in Norway needs to take a page out of the NCAA’s book and vacate the Peace Prize for 2025 (and most other years, honestly).
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
2013 Louisville here we come!!
Can you have bigger shoulder pads in a suit?
DOOCY: Would you ever order a mission to capture Putin?
TRUMP: I don't think it's going to be necessary. I've always had a great relationship with him. I'm very disappointed.
TRUMP: I don't think it's going to be necessary. I've always had a great relationship with him. I'm very disappointed.
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Can you have bigger shoulder pads in a suit?
With camouflage netting on the podium.
Ice killed a 37 year old and Kristie Noam is wearing a cowboy hat
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
With camouflage netting on the podium.
I hate my baseball team's ownership family.
NEWSMAX: I want to get your reaction to the shooting in Minneapolis
SEN. RICKETTS: It's terrible. Friday is actually Law Enforcement Appreciation Day & we should really celebrate what our law enforcement officers do to keep us safe. It's really discouraging to see these attacks on law enforcement
SEN. RICKETTS: It's terrible. Friday is actually Law Enforcement Appreciation Day & we should really celebrate what our law enforcement officers do to keep us safe. It's really discouraging to see these attacks on law enforcement
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I hate my baseball team's ownership family.
Same old plan. We can't have solar or wind power yet Trump will kidnap a country's leader so multinational energy companies get access to oil reserves.
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Same old plan. We can't have solar or wind power yet Trump will kidnap a country's leader so multinational energy companies get access to oil reserves.
We can't build solar or wind energy projects here but its A-OK to do regime change in a foreign land so US headquartered multinationals can access more oil reserves.
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
We can't build solar or wind energy projects here but its A-OK to do regime change in a foreign land so US headquartered multinationals can access more oil reserves.
I want someone to love me as much as he hates windmills.
President Donald Trump's latest rant against wind energy unraveled almost instantly after he posted a photo claiming turbines were killing "beautiful Bald Eagles."
Internet calls Trump 'insane' after he misidentifies US symbol
President Donald Trump’s latest rant against wind energy unraveled almost instantly after he posted a photo claiming turbines were killing “beautiful Bald Eagles.” The problem: the bird wasn’t a bald eagle at all, but a falcon — and the image wasn’t even from the United States. Social media users qu...
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January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I want someone to love me as much as he hates windmills.
I want someone to love me as much as the president hates windmills.
January 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I want someone to love me as much as the president hates windmills.
Why do MAGA folk always say that "America is respected again" since orange man has been back in office? Is it an inferiority complex or just their kind's focus on strength and bigliness?
January 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Why do MAGA folk always say that "America is respected again" since orange man has been back in office? Is it an inferiority complex or just their kind's focus on strength and bigliness?
#dieworkwear.bsky.social I've had windbreakers which fit better than this suit.
Trump snaps at a reporter: "What a dumb question. Nobody even knows what the security agreement is going to state."
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
#dieworkwear.bsky.social I've had windbreakers which fit better than this suit.
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
Math, it's hard.
Trump claims he's slashing drugs prices by "200 percent, 300 percent, 400 percent, 500 percent, 600 percent, 700 percent, 800 percent. Nobody has ever heard of it before."
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Math, it's hard.
Or orders DOJ prosecutions on people who have criticized/prosecuted him, or calls for the firing of his critics, etc.
Probably a coincidence that Trump launches his most vicious personal attacks and insults on a daily basis consistently against female reporters.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Or orders DOJ prosecutions on people who have criticized/prosecuted him, or calls for the firing of his critics, etc.
Why does he always have a model of Air Force 1 (in Trump livery) on the Oval coffee table when it hasn't yet been built and is not scheduled to be in service until after he is "currently scheduled" to be out of office?
Trump to MBS: "$21 trillion will be the amount invested in the United States, or committed to invest, in one year." ("Committed" is doing heavy lifting there)
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Why does he always have a model of Air Force 1 (in Trump livery) on the Oval coffee table when it hasn't yet been built and is not scheduled to be in service until after he is "currently scheduled" to be out of office?
What the actual hell is he doing this for (other than the bribes, sweetheart business "deals," and promised future grift)? I think I answered my own question.
Absolute insanity putting on a massive welcome ceremony including a flyover for the guy that’s responsible for the murder of Jamal Khashoggi and the government responsible for 9/11
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What the actual hell is he doing this for (other than the bribes, sweetheart business "deals," and promised future grift)? I think I answered my own question.
When are they going to get pardoned?
A federal appeals court upheld the hate crime convictions of three white men who chased Ahmaud Arbery with pickup trucks before one of them killed him with a shotgun
US appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of white men in Ahmaud Arbery killing
A federal appeals court has upheld the hate crime convictions of three white men who chased and killed Ahmaud Arbery in Georgia more than five years ago
abcnews.go.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
When are they going to get pardoned?
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Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow.
And, yes, this is real.
Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow.
And, yes, this is real.
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow.
And, yes, this is real.
Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow.
And, yes, this is real.
Looks like Palpatine after a bender.
here's today's post: "Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself" — Chicago will not comply with Donny’s police state fascism.
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Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself
and why is Donny hiding from the press?
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August 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Looks like Palpatine after a bender.
What is that muskrat pelt on his head?
Trump: "I get along with Zelenskyy, but I disagree w/ what he's done. Severely disagree. This is a war that should have never happened...I was a little bothered by the fact that Zelenskyy was saying, 'I have to get constitutional approval.' I mean, he's got approval to go into war & kill everybody"
August 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What is that muskrat pelt on his head?
He's earned the right to do whatever he wants to do.
August 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He's earned the right to do whatever he wants to do.
Do they ever not speak in hyperbole/Dear Leader mode?
Trump’s new golf course in Scotland is dedicated to honoring Trump.
July 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Do they ever not speak in hyperbole/Dear Leader mode?
Since he got the jet from Quatar, I thought he would have removed his model plane from the Oval Office coffee table, but no. What a vulgarian.
President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador pushed back on claims made by Kilmar Abrego Garcia through his lawyers that he was tortured while he was housed in the country's infamous CECOT prison.
'Why does he look so well?' Salvadoran leader disputes migrant's 'torture' claim
President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador pushed back on claims made by Kilmar Abrego Garcia through his lawyers that he was tortured while he was housed in the country's infamous CECOT prison. In a court filing on Wednesday, Abrego Garcia claimed that he was physically abused, mentally tortured, and sl...
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July 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Since he got the jet from Quatar, I thought he would have removed his model plane from the Oval Office coffee table, but no. What a vulgarian.
July 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's HEDLEY!!
Thank you!
You were great on w/Lawrence last night, Norm.
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It's HEDLEY!!
I hate Illinois Nazis.
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Hit it.
The Blues Brothers was released 45 years ago today
June 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I hate Illinois Nazis.