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Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈
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British Trans person. Recovering Haribo addict. Current Cava sponge. Countdown is now on to getting the fuck out of Dodge Island before the gammon take over. Apropos of nothing, I'm currently learning Python Coding and Spanish.
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“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”
February 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Anyone want to bet that the fucker is sweating now!?
February 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I really really really shouldn't speed read #BBC
February 16, 2026 at 9:16 AM
The Skeleton Bob is insane for many reasons, one of which is that the bloody sleds seem to be covered in bodge tape! #WinterOlympics
February 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
A Brasilian winning gold in the Giant Slalom over the Swiss. That is pretty amazing. #Brasil
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
In Lichfield today+had THE best burger and fries at The Patty Freaks on the corner of Market St and City Arcade. And, they have a bunch of freeplay retro Arcade cabinets+consoles! The lunch special was really good value. Please stop by if you like burgers and games. #Python #RetroGaming #Lichfield
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Perfectly explained.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I present to you the new Reform Candidate for the Gorton by-election. Vincent Fox.
youtu.be/VQKOlYBawA8?...
Mongrels - Fuck Chickens - Episode 1
YouTube video by MongrelsBBC
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 9:32 AM
After a couple of successful mini #Python and #MicroPython coding projects, I need to decide whether to use my new powers for good, or evil?
a bald man in a blue suit is holding a small pink cat
Alt: Dr Evil stroking his hairless cat.
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Waze Drivers, THIS is not a police vehicle or speed camera. Getting sick of seeing "10 Waze Drivers have reported a police car here" on my satnav. Should say "10 stupid people have passed by who shouldn't be on the fucking road."
They have blue/yellow flashes and say "POLICE" ON THEM! 😡😡
February 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
A save to drafts button! Bluesky with this function you are really spoiling us. #Bluesky #Finally
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Today's most interesting fing wot I learned. #Python coding alert. Nothing to see here if you've no idea what it is. www.howtogeek.com/5-small-pyth...
I’ve written Python for years, and I install these 5 tools on every new PC
Terminal autocorrect, isolated installs, a better debugger, modern syntax upgrades, and a nicer REPL, five quick wins I reuse everywhere.
www.howtogeek.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Genius. Very reminiscent of a soap opera I saw a few years ago....
It’s mid-morning at Hadrian’s Wall and the Romans have already lost again.

Not to the Picts this time, or to the weather, or even to the slow grind of history. But to Lee Anderson.

www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/723...
Embedded with Reform: a day at Hadrian’s Wall
Common sense correspondent Henry Morris reports from the front lines of a defectors’ away day
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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An amazing 20,000 views
February 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I moved from sniggering to full on chortling. Possibly even a guffaw thrown in for good measure. Good job it's the last we'll hear of this scandal or I'd definitely LOL at some point. @larryandpaul.bsky.social youtu.be/DEHeex3VaOI?...
BREAKING: “Justice Served” In Epstein Case - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Hands up if you still think I'm wrong about Reform winning the next general election. Because after all, "there's still 3 years left and a lot can change in that time". Yes, they can be further ahead in the polls.
a bald man in a blue shirt and vest is raising his hands in the air
ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt and vest is raising his hands in the air
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Haribo
-NYX foundation
-Prosecco
-Programming book
-Strange looking rubber dog toy.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- Apple Watch
- glasses that can never be fully cleaned
- Roblox gift cards
- random assortment of Raspberry PI boards
- Legion of Super-Heroes action figures
- copy of REPLAY by Ken Grimwood, well-read
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- 3 hair ties for toddler (2 pink, 1 blue)
- Laptop charged at 13%
- 2 candy wrappers
- 1 Sharpie (purple)
- 11 game cartridges
- Notebook half-filled with illegible scribbles
- 3 U.S. dollars
- A worn copy of The Silver Crown
- VHS of Dark City, needs rewinding
February 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The hugely underrated Top Secret, by the people who brought you Airplane has just dropped on Netflix. Been looking for it for ages. Well worth a watch. #Comedy #Netflix
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Playing devil's advocate, we were all for the downfall of Johnson because he appointed a sex offender to a prominent post. And yes it was the last in a long list of awful things he did. But if we want fairness in politics then Starmer should go. But then we'll be left with Streeting. Fuck sake Kier!
February 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I'll repost this as the original article is a more concise explanation of List Comprehension than I was taught. #Python
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I never knew this guy's back story or what happened to him. He was never as big as he should have been and that's such a shame. If you watch the video give the channel a like and follow as he does some really good bitesized docs, with feeling rather than sensationalism. youtu.be/AK9y3K4cDBc?...
What Really Happened To Alexander Godunov?
YouTube video by Fade To Black
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 PM
This is why I'm leaving before they get in.
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
January 26, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Should we ban the over 65s from social media?

The government are considering banning the elderly from social media as their brains haven't properly developed. But is a ban a step too far?
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Ummmm....I hate to be the one to get all doom-ey, and wish the spectre of civil war on a country, but isn't it situations like this that you have the 2nd amendment for? If not, why do you still have it? Will it take ICE shooting up a school to bring out the armed militia?
Asking for a friend
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 AM