Infatuated with Gulper Eels
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Drinking testosterone and estrogen via silly straw.
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For @wired.com, I wrote about how misogyny and homophobia have been used by the right to wage a campaign to destroy Renee Good www.wired.com/story/the-ca...
The Campaign to Destroy Renee Good
After an ICE agent shot and killed the Minneapolis mother, conservative media launched an all-out attack on her reputation. Her identity as a queer woman was central to it.
www.wired.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
For @wired.com, I wrote about how misogyny and homophobia have been used by the right to wage a campaign to destroy Renee Good www.wired.com/story/the-ca...
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Bouie keeps getting slammed for these sensible and sober minded Takes because there are people who've come to see anything short of maximal Doomerism as somehow complacency - you're saying I *shouldn't* feel maximally bad!??? Yet it is obvious on reflection that maximal doomerism breeds complacency.
There are places where Trump, as president, has broad freedom of action. And there are places where Trump, as president, has been able to act unilaterally because the main point of opposition, Congress (and SCOTUS), support his program. (1/?)
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Bouie keeps getting slammed for these sensible and sober minded Takes because there are people who've come to see anything short of maximal Doomerism as somehow complacency - you're saying I *shouldn't* feel maximally bad!??? Yet it is obvious on reflection that maximal doomerism breeds complacency.
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i'm sorry but the mormons partnering with a guy named Mr Beast is way too on the fuckin nose man
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
i'm sorry but the mormons partnering with a guy named Mr Beast is way too on the fuckin nose man
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CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
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I give it a year until these people are claiming that women in general aren’t attractive and the only manly form of relationship is to be the active and dominant partner in the popular conceptions of Roman same sex relations
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I give it a year until these people are claiming that women in general aren’t attractive and the only manly form of relationship is to be the active and dominant partner in the popular conceptions of Roman same sex relations
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Will Psyduck pass his driving test??
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Will Psyduck pass his driving test??
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my artist advice is to fujo the fuck out
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
my artist advice is to fujo the fuck out
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January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
When I was in college I had drafted a short comic about a guy who was picked to direct a Mars colony based entirely on being really good SimCity. Reality continues to be dumber.
i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
When I was in college I had drafted a short comic about a guy who was picked to direct a Mars colony based entirely on being really good SimCity. Reality continues to be dumber.
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i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
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The Times went to non urban Minnesota to ask people why they dislike urban Minneapolis. If someone were to ask me to teach a journalism school course on helicopter reporting, this story - so cliche it’s almost hard to believe they really did this - would immediately go on the syllabus.
NYTimes has truly outdone itself with this latest in its "ask white guys in diner" genre. Thank goodness we get a perspective on what's happening in Minneapolis from people in **Nisswa** who probably mean Brainerd when they say they "prefer not to go the city anymore" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/15/u...
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The Times went to non urban Minnesota to ask people why they dislike urban Minneapolis. If someone were to ask me to teach a journalism school course on helicopter reporting, this story - so cliche it’s almost hard to believe they really did this - would immediately go on the syllabus.
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I will reiterate. Trans folks have a pretty decent material analysis because we are forced to, and are not accelerationists as we have 0 control over the gas pedals; we're the people outside the car getting run over.
Ignore us or yell at us or think we're the problem at your peril.
Ignore us or yell at us or think we're the problem at your peril.
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I will reiterate. Trans folks have a pretty decent material analysis because we are forced to, and are not accelerationists as we have 0 control over the gas pedals; we're the people outside the car getting run over.
Ignore us or yell at us or think we're the problem at your peril.
Ignore us or yell at us or think we're the problem at your peril.
God this was 2017. Oh how a frog boils.
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
God this was 2017. Oh how a frog boils.
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He really is doing all of it.
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
He really is doing all of it.
ConnorEatsPants is teaching me that I can hate more
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
ConnorEatsPants is teaching me that I can hate more
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On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
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Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
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Finally one of these clubs with poles and stuff that I actually wanna go to!
January 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Finally one of these clubs with poles and stuff that I actually wanna go to!
Andrew Johnson doesn’t get enough shit as a president imo
January 15, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Andrew Johnson doesn’t get enough shit as a president imo
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JULES PIDIEU - Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over.
YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 AM
JULES PIDIEU - Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over.
YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
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scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
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I often think about Jonathan Cooper's posts about TLOU2, that the studio ran out of seasoned game animators because its reputation was so bad and thus had to hire film folks who had to be taught how to put games together.
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I often think about Jonathan Cooper's posts about TLOU2, that the studio ran out of seasoned game animators because its reputation was so bad and thus had to hire film folks who had to be taught how to put games together.
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Some very careful ducks
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Some very careful ducks
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My period woke me up 😠
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
My period woke me up 😠