Infatuated with Gulper Eels
@jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social
Drinking testosterone and estrogen via silly straw.
He/him pronouns
He/him pronouns
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And not just any fish.
This is the red mullet, a fish that bankrupted Roman families. A fish that was, at it's height, worth it's weight in silver.
This was THEE FISH at one point.
They are small fish, and apparently especially delicious.
This is the red mullet, a fish that bankrupted Roman families. A fish that was, at it's height, worth it's weight in silver.
This was THEE FISH at one point.
They are small fish, and apparently especially delicious.
Part 128 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
A Roman mosaic depicting a fish. 1st century CE
A Roman mosaic depicting a fish. 1st century CE
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
And not just any fish.
This is the red mullet, a fish that bankrupted Roman families. A fish that was, at it's height, worth it's weight in silver.
This was THEE FISH at one point.
They are small fish, and apparently especially delicious.
This is the red mullet, a fish that bankrupted Roman families. A fish that was, at it's height, worth it's weight in silver.
This was THEE FISH at one point.
They are small fish, and apparently especially delicious.
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I participated in the @greenteahanami.bsky.social MatchaBlossom bang! Had an absolutely wonderful time working with @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social, who did BEAUTIFUL art (link in thread) 💖
'Trajectories'
Cherry/Joe
rated E | 44k words
archiveofourown.org/works/73752411
'Trajectories'
Cherry/Joe
rated E | 44k words
archiveofourown.org/works/73752411
Trajectories - Chapter 1 - beleghir - SK8 the Infinity (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I participated in the @greenteahanami.bsky.social MatchaBlossom bang! Had an absolutely wonderful time working with @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social, who did BEAUTIFUL art (link in thread) 💖
'Trajectories'
Cherry/Joe
rated E | 44k words
archiveofourown.org/works/73752411
'Trajectories'
Cherry/Joe
rated E | 44k words
archiveofourown.org/works/73752411
This is my piece for the @greenteahanami.bsky.social Matchablossom Bang! Its companion fanfic is Trajectories (link in thread) by @beleghir.bsky.social !! Loved working on this with you :D
#matchablossom #sk8
#matchablossom #sk8
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is my piece for the @greenteahanami.bsky.social Matchablossom Bang! Its companion fanfic is Trajectories (link in thread) by @beleghir.bsky.social !! Loved working on this with you :D
#matchablossom #sk8
#matchablossom #sk8
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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
Realizing the hard way that if you mainline sleep for four days you will just have no physiological desire to sleep
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Realizing the hard way that if you mainline sleep for four days you will just have no physiological desire to sleep
“Let’s Discuss Diabetes With Owls” for the sheer reason that it got me reading David Sedaris books, and for better and for worse my brain has been rewired to organize all writing like David Sedaris.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“Let’s Discuss Diabetes With Owls” for the sheer reason that it got me reading David Sedaris books, and for better and for worse my brain has been rewired to organize all writing like David Sedaris.
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Sarah, I am all for building working class coalitions, but you constantly get it backwards. It’s not trans people who hate working class MAGA folks, but the reverse! Why must we accommodate their bigotry while abandoning other marginalized working class ppl who will actually return our solidarity?
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sarah, I am all for building working class coalitions, but you constantly get it backwards. It’s not trans people who hate working class MAGA folks, but the reverse! Why must we accommodate their bigotry while abandoning other marginalized working class ppl who will actually return our solidarity?
I’m not particularly jazzed about McBride myself but like, a lot of this comes down to the fact that she’s a pretty boring liberal who has committed the sin of being trans.
Can people please get either less or more psychotic on this website, effective immediately? Thank you.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m not particularly jazzed about McBride myself but like, a lot of this comes down to the fact that she’s a pretty boring liberal who has committed the sin of being trans.
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Immensely refreshing read
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Immensely refreshing read
Passages so absurd I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Tucker Carlson had such a violent physical reaction to a moment of normal human empathy that he thinks he was attacked by a demon...
www.christianpost.com/news/tucker-...
www.christianpost.com/news/tucker-...
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Passages so absurd I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
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すいませんがちょっと今月からは主にポップスターに行ってます
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
すいませんがちょっと今月からは主にポップスターに行ってます
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I’m gonna do this but with Rent
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m gonna do this but with Rent
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never underestimate the power of twink death
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
never underestimate the power of twink death
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1/ It's ostrich time & this is what I'm going to cover:
➡️Framing this in the far-right context is important
➡️The poisoning of public responses to public risks is one of the greatest threats from the far-right
➡️Radicalization thrives when claims are repeated without examination
➡️Framing this in the far-right context is important
➡️The poisoning of public responses to public risks is one of the greatest threats from the far-right
➡️Radicalization thrives when claims are repeated without examination
May 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
1/ It's ostrich time & this is what I'm going to cover:
➡️Framing this in the far-right context is important
➡️The poisoning of public responses to public risks is one of the greatest threats from the far-right
➡️Radicalization thrives when claims are repeated without examination
➡️Framing this in the far-right context is important
➡️The poisoning of public responses to public risks is one of the greatest threats from the far-right
➡️Radicalization thrives when claims are repeated without examination
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There is only one real communist, and they spend most of their time and energy defending the title.
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
There is only one real communist, and they spend most of their time and energy defending the title.
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This reminds me of a post I saw once that was something like
Anarchists in media portrayals: Ok guys let's fuck shit up!
Real anarchists: After 12 hours of heated debate we've almost reached consensus on using the word "guys" as a collective term of address in meetings
Anarchists in media portrayals: Ok guys let's fuck shit up!
Real anarchists: After 12 hours of heated debate we've almost reached consensus on using the word "guys" as a collective term of address in meetings
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This reminds me of a post I saw once that was something like
Anarchists in media portrayals: Ok guys let's fuck shit up!
Real anarchists: After 12 hours of heated debate we've almost reached consensus on using the word "guys" as a collective term of address in meetings
Anarchists in media portrayals: Ok guys let's fuck shit up!
Real anarchists: After 12 hours of heated debate we've almost reached consensus on using the word "guys" as a collective term of address in meetings
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
Do we know what was in the Sandwich thrown in DC? I know there was mustard and onions in it, but that’s all.
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Do we know what was in the Sandwich thrown in DC? I know there was mustard and onions in it, but that’s all.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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