Joyce🦇
@juicyfroot.bsky.social
(she/hurt/29)
damsel of distress, princess of power
damsel of distress, princess of power
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Burning a $billion a month means you have to speed run the stages of platform decay just to maintain credibility with investors.
“This could look like a user asking how much ibuprofen to take for a headache receiving a promoted ad for Advil in the chatbot’s response. Meanwhile, actual results on correct dosage may be brushed to the side, or buried under a mountain of ad text…”
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Burning a $billion a month means you have to speed run the stages of platform decay just to maintain credibility with investors.
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Me: So I was on the fanfiction site and I looked for a tag and it wasn't an established tag
Therapist: And how did that make you feel
Me: Like a freak. A real sex freak
Therapist, nodding, writing something down: Makes sense
Therapist: And how did that make you feel
Me: Like a freak. A real sex freak
Therapist, nodding, writing something down: Makes sense
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me: So I was on the fanfiction site and I looked for a tag and it wasn't an established tag
Therapist: And how did that make you feel
Me: Like a freak. A real sex freak
Therapist, nodding, writing something down: Makes sense
Therapist: And how did that make you feel
Me: Like a freak. A real sex freak
Therapist, nodding, writing something down: Makes sense
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WOMAN AT TARGET: oh a bop-it, that's fun. did you have a bop-it when you were growing up?
GUY SHE'S WITH WHO I DIDNT REALIZE WAS SCOTTISH: NAE
GUY SHE'S WITH WHO I DIDNT REALIZE WAS SCOTTISH: NAE
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
WOMAN AT TARGET: oh a bop-it, that's fun. did you have a bop-it when you were growing up?
GUY SHE'S WITH WHO I DIDNT REALIZE WAS SCOTTISH: NAE
GUY SHE'S WITH WHO I DIDNT REALIZE WAS SCOTTISH: NAE
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yuna (saying goodbye after learning ilya’s fucking her son and wanting to make him feel at home): and ilya, i just want to say, i’ve talked a lot of shit about you over the years, and … you should know i’m not sorry. about any of it
shane: MOM, GOD
ilya (through tears): thank you. that means a lot
shane: MOM, GOD
ilya (through tears): thank you. that means a lot
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
yuna (saying goodbye after learning ilya’s fucking her son and wanting to make him feel at home): and ilya, i just want to say, i’ve talked a lot of shit about you over the years, and … you should know i’m not sorry. about any of it
shane: MOM, GOD
ilya (through tears): thank you. that means a lot
shane: MOM, GOD
ilya (through tears): thank you. that means a lot
Class of 09 brainrot means that instead of reading sartre before bed it's 2:40am on dec 31 and I'm scrolling tumblr listening to MSI
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Class of 09 brainrot means that instead of reading sartre before bed it's 2:40am on dec 31 and I'm scrolling tumblr listening to MSI
About to derail a funny post but this shit happened a lot as a teenager where some 26 year old guy on twitter is offloading on you and there was no vocabulary for trauma dumping or grooming back then so now you're stuck being this guy's emotional wheelchair and he gets all obsessive and stalkerish
Me: *20 years ago when someone on the internet is trauma dumping in the PMs* this is happening because I'm so empathetic
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 AM
About to derail a funny post but this shit happened a lot as a teenager where some 26 year old guy on twitter is offloading on you and there was no vocabulary for trauma dumping or grooming back then so now you're stuck being this guy's emotional wheelchair and he gets all obsessive and stalkerish
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Great news in case you are in your Mercedes and a dead person begins approaching the vehicle, I suppose
“To tell the system when to power up, Mercedes engineers propose a living body detection device. This detects a person approaching the vehicle by measuring changes in the static electricity surrounding the car. A live person would have a static charge, a dead one would not.“
(Just a patent fwiw)
(Just a patent fwiw)
Mercedes Brings Sci-Fi To Reality With Palm Scanner Tech For Cars
A new patent would literally let you wave to open your car.
carbuzz.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Great news in case you are in your Mercedes and a dead person begins approaching the vehicle, I suppose
Me, at the height of my delusion, thinking I was going to leave toxic doomed yuri behind in 2025
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Me, at the height of my delusion, thinking I was going to leave toxic doomed yuri behind in 2025
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
this was funnier in my head
That's the spirit
excited for jan 1 - feb 17 the time window where you dont need to act on any new years resolutions and can write off anyting bad that happens to you as 2025 bs because you can claim you were going for the lunar new year all along
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM
That's the spirit
I'm not letting the year end without sharing this gem
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I'm not letting the year end without sharing this gem
Holy shit I just played through all of Class of '09 in one sitting
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Holy shit I just played through all of Class of '09 in one sitting
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John Philip Falter - Apartment Dwellers on New Year's Eve 1948
December 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
John Philip Falter - Apartment Dwellers on New Year's Eve 1948
"In every cynic is a disappointed idealist" is such a good quote btw (attributed to George Carlin)
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"In every cynic is a disappointed idealist" is such a good quote btw (attributed to George Carlin)
I'm going to go with the classic "you're the prettiest asian I know" and "your eyes are big for an asian"
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm going to go with the classic "you're the prettiest asian I know" and "your eyes are big for an asian"
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I hate this timeline.
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I hate this timeline.
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Military brat who grew up in Germany. My mother was a high-end hoarder and I'm up to my armpits in Villeroy & Boch, Schwartzki miniatures, and Hummels all neatly packed and stored in the basement for when my nieces and nephews want some of Nana and Papa's stuff.
This is the plight of the gay son.
This is the plight of the gay son.
December 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Military brat who grew up in Germany. My mother was a high-end hoarder and I'm up to my armpits in Villeroy & Boch, Schwartzki miniatures, and Hummels all neatly packed and stored in the basement for when my nieces and nephews want some of Nana and Papa's stuff.
This is the plight of the gay son.
This is the plight of the gay son.
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grandkids trying not to cry as the antiques roadshow guy explains my lamenters intercessors haven’t been playable since 13th edition
From fine china to model trains, millennials and Gen Xers stand to inherit much more than money.
Boomers Are Passing Down Fortunes — And Way, Way Too Much Stuff
As the $90 trillion Great Wealth Transfer begins, millennials and Gen X aren’t just inheriting money. They’re being buried under an avalanche of baseball cards, fine china and collections of all sorts.
bloom.bg
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
grandkids trying not to cry as the antiques roadshow guy explains my lamenters intercessors haven’t been playable since 13th edition
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i need to kill
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i need to kill
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hi its me im perfect girl
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
hi its me im perfect girl