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Joyce🦇
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welcome to my world, princess of power
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Love it. For sharing and making me laugh, I will share my favorite movie description ever. (My Great Aunt Ethel was in this one.)
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Best literary analysis ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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seems like in design, too, there’s no grounding any more, or sense of what came before and why — everything’s superficial, take it as it comes, even at, say, apple

apple who’s trying to retread “transparent material” for the THIRD TIME and failing at basic UI conventions and losing functionality
July 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wow essentially documenting my sad girl episodes I see I have a tendency to become *intensely* sad in the evening for 2-3 hours, every evening, maybe if I can get salaried again I really could go in for that counseling
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
In other news I've essentially been living the homeowner life because in a role reversal from a few years ago, my parents have been leaving for korea in longer and longer spells (they've been gone a month already) and surprise surprise, our relationship has been better! We just text, it's good.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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"Curly" fries are actually straight, they only appear bent due to the curvature of the Earth
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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(I believe that a good compromise makes both sides maximally unhappy)
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
First of all: the ACCURACY, holy shit. Obviously written by a local.

And I can amuse myself by drawing comparisons with the obvious real-world equivalents. Cavalier Security is most definitely meant to be Paladin Security
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This. Is. Incredible.
(The bars I worked at were in Chinatown; and I wanted to move to Strathcona)
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I am absolutely listening to a playlist of local bangers while I'm playing this *hits edamame by bbno$ on spotify*
oh babyyyy I know what I'm doing later
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Oh no WAYYY the new WoD CoG game is set in Vancouver's DTES.... as if there were any doubt I was buying this
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Quotes from Disco Elysium I needed to put down forever
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"We could be absolutely perfect
If you would just change
Only a little bit"

Bravo to Austra and her new album: raw, beautiful, emotional, and with boop-boops that don't quit
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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This actually describes the majority of software
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Disco Elysium is responsible for ruining my bedtime. I had such good sleeping habits for a nearly-unemployed person before
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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chicken gossiping
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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“We’re tired and I just want to go back to work. I want to go sell books.” #bclab
Inside the Labour Struggle at Massy Books | The Tyee
Nearly a year after unionizing, the beloved bookstore has few staff and no contract.
thetyee.ca
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I feel very rich in friends, at least. ❤️ The quality is shining through
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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INT. MATRIX

Fade in on a hacker named MIKE BYTES typing in Notepad.exe. He is simultaneously listening to six audiobooks at 1.25x speed. A babe named WINRAR TRIAL rubs his shoulders.

WINRAR
Let's make meat love.

MIKE BYTES
Stimuluses only distract me from typing programs on my Gateway Computer.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Feeling very out of sorts. Going to the market to pick up some new sorts.
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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business
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So, maybe I *should* watch some Criminal Minds www.ralst.com/EJ_CM_Manife...
Criminal Minds - Emily/JJ
www.ralst.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Siren
July 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM