Juan to Suck Your Blood
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I can only promise you good takes (mostly about movies)
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who up northerning they lights
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
who up northerning they lights
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I was telling my wife about how they made a Barbie of La Llorona, the vengeful ghost of a woman who drowned her own children and now roams for eternity dooming all who suffer the misfortune of hearing her mournful wails, and my wife stared at me blankly and asked if she was “known for anything else”
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I was telling my wife about how they made a Barbie of La Llorona, the vengeful ghost of a woman who drowned her own children and now roams for eternity dooming all who suffer the misfortune of hearing her mournful wails, and my wife stared at me blankly and asked if she was “known for anything else”
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supernote again
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
supernote again
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, drops November 19th on @dropout.tv.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, drops November 19th on @dropout.tv.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
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I still really wanna make a list of videogame cigarettes and how they affect you in game. Like “System Shock 2: depletes health and replenishes psi” and “Metal Gear Solid: depletes health, reveals laser tripwires”. I’m obsessed with how cigarettes are implemented in such funny ways
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I still really wanna make a list of videogame cigarettes and how they affect you in game. Like “System Shock 2: depletes health and replenishes psi” and “Metal Gear Solid: depletes health, reveals laser tripwires”. I’m obsessed with how cigarettes are implemented in such funny ways
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This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
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the goal of posting is to convey every possible thought until you can communicate exclusively via quoting your own posts
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the goal of posting is to convey every possible thought until you can communicate exclusively via quoting your own posts
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Finally figured out the perfect laptop stand for my office
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Finally figured out the perfect laptop stand for my office
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There are a couple of films I've seen upwards of 100+ times. The first films I pirated on VHS that I wore through every day after school while I was doing homework. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ark definitely. BACK TO THE FUTURE, THE KARATE KID... anyway, watching BACK TO THE FUTURE again and still fresh.
a close up of a digital display showing the numbers 8 and 6
ALT: a close up of a digital display showing the numbers 8 and 6
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November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There are a couple of films I've seen upwards of 100+ times. The first films I pirated on VHS that I wore through every day after school while I was doing homework. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ark definitely. BACK TO THE FUTURE, THE KARATE KID... anyway, watching BACK TO THE FUTURE again and still fresh.
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For my first piece back from vacation, I blogged about the people who moved from Texas to Russia to escape gay people and then found out living in Russia kind of sucks:
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
They left Texas for Russia to escape 'LGBT indoctrination.' Turns out, it sucks.
Their Texas towns had too much "DEI" and "LGBT indoctrination." So they moved to Russia and became influencers.
www.chron.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
For my first piece back from vacation, I blogged about the people who moved from Texas to Russia to escape gay people and then found out living in Russia kind of sucks:
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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Heh. I actually do "experience pleasure," just like any normal person. I have pleasurable experiences every day. I read books, of course, and watch movies. Even the odd television show. I consume food and experience the same pleasure as everybody else. I enjoy things. I am capable of enjoying things
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Heh. I actually do "experience pleasure," just like any normal person. I have pleasurable experiences every day. I read books, of course, and watch movies. Even the odd television show. I consume food and experience the same pleasure as everybody else. I enjoy things. I am capable of enjoying things
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GET READY TO RUN! The final trailer for the @runningmanmovie.com is here! Go see THE RUNNING MAN, large and loud only in theatres this FRIDAY!
And in the UK and other countries from Wednesday. Check listings and get your tix. Cannot wait for you to see!
And in the UK and other countries from Wednesday. Check listings and get your tix. Cannot wait for you to see!
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
GET READY TO RUN! The final trailer for the @runningmanmovie.com is here! Go see THE RUNNING MAN, large and loud only in theatres this FRIDAY!
And in the UK and other countries from Wednesday. Check listings and get your tix. Cannot wait for you to see!
And in the UK and other countries from Wednesday. Check listings and get your tix. Cannot wait for you to see!
the rare reverse Fred Rogers...
I was already in my pajamas but changed back into real pants to yell at this guy
@schumer.senate.gov we will back and back and back until you fight for us or step down.
@indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social @50501newyork.bsky.social @riseandresist.bsky.social
@indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social @50501newyork.bsky.social @riseandresist.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the rare reverse Fred Rogers...
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November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
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I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
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Friendly reminder the Sunday funnies are meant to be read over the whole week. If you finish them all on Sunday you have nothing to look forward to
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Friendly reminder the Sunday funnies are meant to be read over the whole week. If you finish them all on Sunday you have nothing to look forward to