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Juan to Suck Your Blood
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I can only promise you good takes (mostly about movies)

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EA was really cooking with these, I fear 😮‍💨
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
new reporting flow incoming 🕵🏽‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I totally didn't find this terrifying as a kid
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
that is a bit above average
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
live camera of the server room
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
how about a foldable phone that flips open to a physical keyboard
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
🫵🏾
November 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
it says I'm blocked by 450 people I've never heard of
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The adaptation of Frankenstein by @realgdt.bsky.social reminds me of Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh's script for Fellowship of the Ring, where they make it feel like "oh, of course this is obviously the correct way to adapt a novel"

also Jacob Elordi's height feels like its own special effect 📽️
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"The White House account has drawn only around 12,000 followers. More than 100,000 users have the account blocked, according to Bluesky block-tracking site Clearsky"

fyi there's a separate tab for block list statistics:

clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
this account seems normal
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
[suddenly remembers this existed]

poor poor Harmonix
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
looks like the main designer for the ghosts was Everett Peck, who had a pretty distinctive style on the shows he worked on

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett...
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
X-Men also pointlessly skips a decade between movies

so Xavier and Magneto go from being:

30 in 1962 (First Class) to
60 in 1992 (Dark Phoenix) to
70 in 2002 (X-Men 1)

they're very well-preserved for a few decades and then it all goes at once
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
and counting
October 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
October 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
the modal social media user
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
it would be pretty funny if all of this did motivate someone to make mastodon in any way usable
October 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
October 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
me after 1000 job applications and a dozen interviews
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
October 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM