Juan to Suck Your Blood
@juan.mywasteofspace.com
I can only promise you good takes (mostly about movies)
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EA was really cooking with these, I fear 😮💨
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
EA was really cooking with these, I fear 😮💨
new reporting flow incoming 🕵🏽♂️
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
new reporting flow incoming 🕵🏽♂️
I totally didn't find this terrifying as a kid
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I totally didn't find this terrifying as a kid
that is a bit above average
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
that is a bit above average
live camera of the server room
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
live camera of the server room
how about a foldable phone that flips open to a physical keyboard
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
how about a foldable phone that flips open to a physical keyboard
it says I'm blocked by 450 people I've never heard of
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
it says I'm blocked by 450 people I've never heard of
The adaptation of Frankenstein by @realgdt.bsky.social reminds me of Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh's script for Fellowship of the Ring, where they make it feel like "oh, of course this is obviously the correct way to adapt a novel"
also Jacob Elordi's height feels like its own special effect 📽️
also Jacob Elordi's height feels like its own special effect 📽️
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The adaptation of Frankenstein by @realgdt.bsky.social reminds me of Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh's script for Fellowship of the Ring, where they make it feel like "oh, of course this is obviously the correct way to adapt a novel"
also Jacob Elordi's height feels like its own special effect 📽️
also Jacob Elordi's height feels like its own special effect 📽️
"The White House account has drawn only around 12,000 followers. More than 100,000 users have the account blocked, according to Bluesky block-tracking site Clearsky"
fyi there's a separate tab for block list statistics:
clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
fyi there's a separate tab for block list statistics:
clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"The White House account has drawn only around 12,000 followers. More than 100,000 users have the account blocked, according to Bluesky block-tracking site Clearsky"
fyi there's a separate tab for block list statistics:
clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
fyi there's a separate tab for block list statistics:
clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
this account seems normal
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this account seems normal
[suddenly remembers this existed]
poor poor Harmonix
poor poor Harmonix
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
[suddenly remembers this existed]
poor poor Harmonix
poor poor Harmonix
looks like the main designer for the ghosts was Everett Peck, who had a pretty distinctive style on the shows he worked on
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett...
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
looks like the main designer for the ghosts was Everett Peck, who had a pretty distinctive style on the shows he worked on
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett...
X-Men also pointlessly skips a decade between movies
so Xavier and Magneto go from being:
30 in 1962 (First Class) to
60 in 1992 (Dark Phoenix) to
70 in 2002 (X-Men 1)
they're very well-preserved for a few decades and then it all goes at once
so Xavier and Magneto go from being:
30 in 1962 (First Class) to
60 in 1992 (Dark Phoenix) to
70 in 2002 (X-Men 1)
they're very well-preserved for a few decades and then it all goes at once
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
X-Men also pointlessly skips a decade between movies
so Xavier and Magneto go from being:
30 in 1962 (First Class) to
60 in 1992 (Dark Phoenix) to
70 in 2002 (X-Men 1)
they're very well-preserved for a few decades and then it all goes at once
so Xavier and Magneto go from being:
30 in 1962 (First Class) to
60 in 1992 (Dark Phoenix) to
70 in 2002 (X-Men 1)
they're very well-preserved for a few decades and then it all goes at once
and counting
October 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
and counting
the modal social media user
![Calvin: [screaming]
Mom: Look, I know you don't like Rosalyn, but she's the only babysitter I could get. And you remember our talk after what happened LAST time, don't you? I want you on your best behavior tonight. You do exactly what she tells you. I don't want to come home and hear any horror stories, OK? For goodness sake, Calvin! Take a breath before you pass out on the floor!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fhnf66tuqjgpobsshvfryh3t/bafkreichpziz34sthahgdycrd5m6i4uhre7joiughkrxzuhk3ji7xg7rjq@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the modal social media user
it would be pretty funny if all of this did motivate someone to make mastodon in any way usable
October 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
it would be pretty funny if all of this did motivate someone to make mastodon in any way usable
October 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
me after 1000 job applications and a dozen interviews
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
me after 1000 job applications and a dozen interviews
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
October 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM