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He/Him Cismale, mostly here for artists I like but sometimes I just want to chat about weird stuff or ask questions and learn how to be less of an asshole. Sometimes physics from a meathead perspective.
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· Jul 5
I'm online way too much and I love weird stuff. If the F-Plus is gonna talk about it I'll probably love it and want to talk your ear off about it.
Time Cube?
Geocities?
Guy talking about how he fractured his penis slipping on ice while having sex with the tail pipe of his Honda Civic?
Time Cube?
Geocities?
Guy talking about how he fractured his penis slipping on ice while having sex with the tail pipe of his Honda Civic?
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Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
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Hi Emily. To help you out here sweetie.
You’re forever going to be known for trying to lessen the trauma of child rape by multiple people in power. I want you to know that you’re now known as a child rapist apologist. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself (that was sarcasm there just fyi)
You’re forever going to be known for trying to lessen the trauma of child rape by multiple people in power. I want you to know that you’re now known as a child rapist apologist. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself (that was sarcasm there just fyi)
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hi Emily. To help you out here sweetie.
You’re forever going to be known for trying to lessen the trauma of child rape by multiple people in power. I want you to know that you’re now known as a child rapist apologist. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself (that was sarcasm there just fyi)
You’re forever going to be known for trying to lessen the trauma of child rape by multiple people in power. I want you to know that you’re now known as a child rapist apologist. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself (that was sarcasm there just fyi)
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The victims still have yet to get justice, yet here you are defending those who sat on evidence that could have granted such. You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this. I wonder how you sleep at night, but then again you must know nothing about morality or standing up for the defenseless.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The victims still have yet to get justice, yet here you are defending those who sat on evidence that could have granted such. You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this. I wonder how you sleep at night, but then again you must know nothing about morality or standing up for the defenseless.
I just wanna ignore the world at the moment.
FFXIII - Replay starting today.
One essential mod is to change buttons to an X-Box controller so it's easier to figure out some of the prompts.
Next: Music, it's better but wow they need some sliders and options for headphone users.
Not hating it.
FFXIII - Replay starting today.
One essential mod is to change buttons to an X-Box controller so it's easier to figure out some of the prompts.
Next: Music, it's better but wow they need some sliders and options for headphone users.
Not hating it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I just wanna ignore the world at the moment.
FFXIII - Replay starting today.
One essential mod is to change buttons to an X-Box controller so it's easier to figure out some of the prompts.
Next: Music, it's better but wow they need some sliders and options for headphone users.
Not hating it.
FFXIII - Replay starting today.
One essential mod is to change buttons to an X-Box controller so it's easier to figure out some of the prompts.
Next: Music, it's better but wow they need some sliders and options for headphone users.
Not hating it.
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November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Ohhhh that smell.
Can you smell that smell
The smell of subway surrounds you.
Can you smell that smell
The smell of subway surrounds you.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ohhhh that smell.
Can you smell that smell
The smell of subway surrounds you.
Can you smell that smell
The smell of subway surrounds you.
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Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead
This is how I find out Cheney fucking died.
"Counting Crows."
Jesus wept.
Jesus wept.
"Don't it always seem to go / That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone" - Counting Crows
RIP Dick Cheney
RIP Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is how I find out Cheney fucking died.
Got to check out the Final Fantasy A New World symphony. One complaint: I really wanted them to play The Dark World then transition into Searching for Friends, two of my all time favorite songs from VI.
Other complaint: HOLY SHIT WHO SMOKED ALL THE DITCH WEED YOU REEK BRO.
Other complaint: HOLY SHIT WHO SMOKED ALL THE DITCH WEED YOU REEK BRO.
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Got to check out the Final Fantasy A New World symphony. One complaint: I really wanted them to play The Dark World then transition into Searching for Friends, two of my all time favorite songs from VI.
Other complaint: HOLY SHIT WHO SMOKED ALL THE DITCH WEED YOU REEK BRO.
Other complaint: HOLY SHIT WHO SMOKED ALL THE DITCH WEED YOU REEK BRO.
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listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public
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This is kind of lawyer 101 and journalist 101 but you shouldn’t give interviews when you’re under indictment and you especially shouldn’t sit for them with performative hacks like Tara.
I just had a Katie Porter moment with congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh. The interview lasted 3 minutes.
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is kind of lawyer 101 and journalist 101 but you shouldn’t give interviews when you’re under indictment and you especially shouldn’t sit for them with performative hacks like Tara.
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Extremely smart people can fall for any old nonsense when it's outside their area. Look at all the people who've bought into transphobic attacks on science - they're not dumb they just see sources they think are trustworthy saying stuff and assume those people did their homework.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Extremely smart people can fall for any old nonsense when it's outside their area. Look at all the people who've bought into transphobic attacks on science - they're not dumb they just see sources they think are trustworthy saying stuff and assume those people did their homework.
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People (rightly) talk a lot about cargo cult fascism but frankly I think we are overdue for a conversation about cargo cult socialism.
The Platner stuff is a perfect example, folks are so bewitched by the Old Timey Worker signifiers that they are attempting to whitewash a goddamn Nazi tattoo.
The Platner stuff is a perfect example, folks are so bewitched by the Old Timey Worker signifiers that they are attempting to whitewash a goddamn Nazi tattoo.
I already knew, but the Nazi tattoo thing really hammers home that a lot of folks that identify as democrats just don’t have a will or enough common sense to fight racism. Y’all, you don’t accidentally get and keep a Nazi tattoo you dingbats.
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
People (rightly) talk a lot about cargo cult fascism but frankly I think we are overdue for a conversation about cargo cult socialism.
The Platner stuff is a perfect example, folks are so bewitched by the Old Timey Worker signifiers that they are attempting to whitewash a goddamn Nazi tattoo.
The Platner stuff is a perfect example, folks are so bewitched by the Old Timey Worker signifiers that they are attempting to whitewash a goddamn Nazi tattoo.
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I like the second part to this coda more, myself.
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I like the second part to this coda more, myself.
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
Jesus fucking christ, I try to avoid "cringe" because the worst people you know use it, but if I cringed any harder my nose would be on my forehead.
Shocking: they’re leaning in to the evocation of nerd imagery to further rally their base of reactionary antisocial gamers
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Jesus fucking christ, I try to avoid "cringe" because the worst people you know use it, but if I cringed any harder my nose would be on my forehead.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
I'm weak, can't choose one.
You want to live a lifetime each and every day
You've beckoned before, you'll never do it again
You've prayed before who are the prayers for
Seek Hallowed Land
I'm weak, can't choose one.
You want to live a lifetime each and every day
You've beckoned before, you'll never do it again
You've prayed before who are the prayers for
Seek Hallowed Land
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
I'm weak, can't choose one.
You want to live a lifetime each and every day
You've beckoned before, you'll never do it again
You've prayed before who are the prayers for
Seek Hallowed Land
I'm weak, can't choose one.
You want to live a lifetime each and every day
You've beckoned before, you'll never do it again
You've prayed before who are the prayers for
Seek Hallowed Land
So, meathead talking:
The lats are the two muscles on the side of your spine that go up to your scapula and are responsible for that V shape on your torso that helps make your waist look narrower and your chest/shoulders wider and more powerful looking along with the boxers muscle (Serratus ant)
The lats are the two muscles on the side of your spine that go up to your scapula and are responsible for that V shape on your torso that helps make your waist look narrower and your chest/shoulders wider and more powerful looking along with the boxers muscle (Serratus ant)
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So, meathead talking:
The lats are the two muscles on the side of your spine that go up to your scapula and are responsible for that V shape on your torso that helps make your waist look narrower and your chest/shoulders wider and more powerful looking along with the boxers muscle (Serratus ant)
The lats are the two muscles on the side of your spine that go up to your scapula and are responsible for that V shape on your torso that helps make your waist look narrower and your chest/shoulders wider and more powerful looking along with the boxers muscle (Serratus ant)
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula
Yeah I'm cheating she's Dracula adjacent.
art by hana0112yama
Yeah I'm cheating she's Dracula adjacent.
art by hana0112yama
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula
Yeah I'm cheating she's Dracula adjacent.
art by hana0112yama
Yeah I'm cheating she's Dracula adjacent.
art by hana0112yama
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Mac & Cheese and this is the flavor text opener on the back of the box
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Mac & Cheese and this is the flavor text opener on the back of the box
Koreans love them some Mayo too. I don't even like mayonnaise all that much unless it's spiced up but the weirdness folks get about others eating it is just bizarre.
anyone who thinks only white people like mayo desperately needs to visit Japan or Mexico, both places that feature a dizzying array of mayo use-cases
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Koreans love them some Mayo too. I don't even like mayonnaise all that much unless it's spiced up but the weirdness folks get about others eating it is just bizarre.
DBZ Abridged Piccolo voice:
I"ll do it, I'll call her racist!
I"ll do it, I'll call her racist!
Reform MP Sarah Pochin: “It drives me mad when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people, full of people who are anything other than white.”
Today on the BBC, Tory spokesperson Chris Philp: “I’m not going to call her that word. I'm not calling her racist.”
The real Uni-Party.
Today on the BBC, Tory spokesperson Chris Philp: “I’m not going to call her that word. I'm not calling her racist.”
The real Uni-Party.
October 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
DBZ Abridged Piccolo voice:
I"ll do it, I'll call her racist!
I"ll do it, I'll call her racist!