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He/Him Cismale, mostly here for artists I like but sometimes I just want to chat about weird stuff or ask questions and learn how to be less of an asshole. Sometimes physics from a meathead perspective.
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Oh and I forgot the third strip that was made to poke fun at how they have other colors of crayons and making fun of being sued for pointing out some issues.
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Flesh colored bandages being beige, no other options for darker only pastel colors until one company offered them a few years ago.

Hell even Bloom County was making fun of it in the 80s.
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I can do is lament the fact my arms are not long enough for the jerk off motion this dumbass deserves.
October 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

I'm weak, can't choose one.

You want to live a lifetime each and every day
You've beckoned before, you'll never do it again
You've prayed before who are the prayers for
Seek Hallowed Land
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula

Yeah I'm cheating she's Dracula adjacent.

art by hana0112yama
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"Hey gurl, you got games on your phone?"

Then they got the other pic where it looks it's floating outside of your window breathing heavily while you shower.

"Use the loofah." before smacking its lips.
October 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If you see this, Quote with your top 4 Final Fantasy games

This was tough, pretty much I'm a hardcore fanboy of the 8 and 16 bit eras so 9 was a big time fav, 8 was fun to figure out how to break the junction system, then figure out how to make the game ridiculously hard by using it wrong.
October 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If you see this post a random picture from your device without explaining it.
October 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)
October 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Good god why does her hair look like the water buffalo lodge hats they wore in The Flintstones?
September 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
September 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
lol... lmao
September 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'd tell DHS and ICE to eat a bag of dicks but I don't want to suggest they do something enjoyable.
September 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Okay, I wish I had grabbed a pic of this when I was driving out towards Gallup a few weeks ago.

So #albuquerque folks, what the hell is up with these signs?
September 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Can't mention the vodka without mentioning how someone did forensic sculpting to create what the skull would've looked like as a person.

Chris Stahl is kinda creepy.
September 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
September 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is one of those moments that I just want to preserve so his family can identify what's left.
September 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The evolution into her current self was a fucking trip to watch, but also not surprising if that makes sense?
August 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Workout stuff, the meathead side is talking and I apologize.

So I bought myself a cambered barbell because I wanted a better tool for bench pressing and also because my olympic bar is quite a few years old and a cheaper model that's starting to show wear damage.
August 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
August 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Radiofrequency Field (B1) This is the application from a transmitter of radio-frequency (RF) to the patient, specifically tuned to the frequency of hydrogen atoms to cause them to vibrate and generate a signal that can be read by the machine. This is how we get pictures like this:
August 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My god, Grimwood eat your heart out.
August 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Quote with your first cellphone.

I had this sumbitch, pay for minutes as needed tracfone. One of those legendary Nokia's that could survive WW3 and still play "Rite thur" without losing a bar. I dropped that thing in swamp water and it still worked.
August 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM