Jess Suttner
@jsuttner.bsky.social
Illustrator and designer with a regular human brain.
www.jsuttner.com ✌️
www.jsuttner.com ✌️
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Jess Suttner
@jsuttner.bsky.social
· Jan 14
Hey, hi, hello, #portfolioday!
My name is Jess Suttner, I’m an illustrator working primarily in the editorial space (but open to expand 😉). Let’s collaborate!
More at www.jsuttner.com ✌️
My name is Jess Suttner, I’m an illustrator working primarily in the editorial space (but open to expand 😉). Let’s collaborate!
More at www.jsuttner.com ✌️
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING
June 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING
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Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…
June 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
G’day, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, and I’m an editorial illustrator! Excited to take on all your newsy needs. (Looking for more publishing as well 👀)
See more at jsuttner.com!
See more at jsuttner.com!
April 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
G’day, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, and I’m an editorial illustrator! Excited to take on all your newsy needs. (Looking for more publishing as well 👀)
See more at jsuttner.com!
See more at jsuttner.com!
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“Innocence Ignored”
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
April 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“Innocence Ignored”
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
“Innocence Ignored”
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
April 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“Innocence Ignored”
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
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Bluesky’s open, quote one piece to promote yourself!
March 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bluesky’s open, quote one piece to promote yourself!
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This is a longshot, but if you are or know someone who works at Betty Crocker, could you DM me?
March 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is a longshot, but if you are or know someone who works at Betty Crocker, could you DM me?
@lutimestwo.bsky.social just started listening to the newest episode of @radiolab.bsky.social on a walk with my dog and saw this on the ground right when you were talking about watermelons!
February 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@lutimestwo.bsky.social just started listening to the newest episode of @radiolab.bsky.social on a walk with my dog and saw this on the ground right when you were talking about watermelons!
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
QRP with something watery
February 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
QRP with something watery
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New piece for @theintercept.com
“A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
“A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
February 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
New piece for @theintercept.com
“A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
“A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
New piece for @theintercept.com
“A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
“A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
February 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
New piece for @theintercept.com
“A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
“A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
🎶despite my bad curse, I’m still just a…”🎶
February 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
🎶despite my bad curse, I’m still just a…”🎶
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oh you hate diversity? homogenize your stock portfolio
January 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
oh you hate diversity? homogenize your stock portfolio
Post a fictional band/artist you’d love to see live
January 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Post a fictional band/artist you’d love to see live
Quick, draw what you’re wearing. 5 mins max.
This is probably more interesting if you don’t spend your life in joggers and a hoodie.
This is probably more interesting if you don’t spend your life in joggers and a hoodie.
January 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Quick, draw what you’re wearing. 5 mins max.
This is probably more interesting if you don’t spend your life in joggers and a hoodie.
This is probably more interesting if you don’t spend your life in joggers and a hoodie.
I like that the current “hot take” is the same as it was in 1944: punching Nazis is cool 😎 👊
January 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I like that the current “hot take” is the same as it was in 1944: punching Nazis is cool 😎 👊
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Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
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Switch 2? Why don't you switch 2 going outside
January 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Switch 2? Why don't you switch 2 going outside