Sordan Jnodgrass
@jsnod.bsky.social
Just some random vato in Sandy Eggo named Sordan Jnodgrass. Skeptic. Skeptical of skeptics. Skeptical of skeptics who are skeptical of skeptics. I make dumb music sometimes too: https://www.thesnodgrass.com
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Few month ago I caught this driver stuck on the crosswalk on the roundabout somehow?
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Few month ago I caught this driver stuck on the crosswalk on the roundabout somehow?
sierra nevada celebration is now available. that is all.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
sierra nevada celebration is now available. that is all.
Damn we love our rad runner :(
The company is "still fighting to find ways to continue" according to an email viewed by TechCrunch.
Rad Power Bikes faces shutdown in January without new funding | TechCrunch
The company is "still fighting to find ways to continue" according to an email viewed by TechCrunch.
techcrunch.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Damn we love our rad runner :(
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
The reason for the season. Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The reason for the season. Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who observe.
props to the city of San Diego’s GetItDone app. Someone dumped a bed frame and various other bulky items in our alley. I reported it to the app yesterday afternoon and today it was all cleaned up.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
props to the city of San Diego’s GetItDone app. Someone dumped a bed frame and various other bulky items in our alley. I reported it to the app yesterday afternoon and today it was all cleaned up.
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
GenAI disclaimer: the artists we stole music from in order to create this program spent 10-20 years studying and perfecting their craft before earning an average of $35 per hour as working musicians. Thank you for helping us to pillage this entire industry of creatives.
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
GenAI disclaimer: the artists we stole music from in order to create this program spent 10-20 years studying and perfecting their craft before earning an average of $35 per hour as working musicians. Thank you for helping us to pillage this entire industry of creatives.
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
Sound can do more than carry music; high‑intensity sound waves can lift small objects. Acoustic levitation uses standing sound waves to suspend solids, liquids, or droplets in midair. 🧵⬇️ (1/4)
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sound can do more than carry music; high‑intensity sound waves can lift small objects. Acoustic levitation uses standing sound waves to suspend solids, liquids, or droplets in midair. 🧵⬇️ (1/4)
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
andre tried to warn us about ice
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
andre tried to warn us about ice
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.
me: <slowly balding>
people: why don’t you just shave it
me (palpatine voice): everything is proceeding as i have foreseen. the final steps of my transformation into larry david is almost complete.
people: why don’t you just shave it
me (palpatine voice): everything is proceeding as i have foreseen. the final steps of my transformation into larry david is almost complete.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
me: <slowly balding>
people: why don’t you just shave it
me (palpatine voice): everything is proceeding as i have foreseen. the final steps of my transformation into larry david is almost complete.
people: why don’t you just shave it
me (palpatine voice): everything is proceeding as i have foreseen. the final steps of my transformation into larry david is almost complete.
so like is khurangbin ever going to make new music or just keep re-recording and remixing the same songs for another 10 years?
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
so like is khurangbin ever going to make new music or just keep re-recording and remixing the same songs for another 10 years?
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
donald trump: climate change hero? My column:
Looks like American air travel is already fucked and getting more so, in the wake of Duffy’s 10% reduction announcement. Hold onto your butts.
nasstatus.faa.gov
nasstatus.faa.gov
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
donald trump: climate change hero? My column:
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
I really think his secret sauce is that he played a successful business man on broadcast TV for 14 years. You couldn't watch Sunday Night Football for over a decade without seeing multiple ads for The Apprentice.
To people who aren't plugged into politics, that's who he is!
To people who aren't plugged into politics, that's who he is!
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I really think his secret sauce is that he played a successful business man on broadcast TV for 14 years. You couldn't watch Sunday Night Football for over a decade without seeing multiple ads for The Apprentice.
To people who aren't plugged into politics, that's who he is!
To people who aren't plugged into politics, that's who he is!
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
"why do credulous rubes who don't know how anything works like the guy who had a reality tv show where he was portrayed as a brilliant and great guy?" Don't overthink this!
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"why do credulous rubes who don't know how anything works like the guy who had a reality tv show where he was portrayed as a brilliant and great guy?" Don't overthink this!
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
I don't think people realize how much a trillion dollars is.
Let's say you get paid a million dollars per day. That's a lot, right?
If you spend none of it and pay no taxes, you'll have a trillion dollars in approximately two thousand seven hundred (2700) YEARS.
No one should have that much.
Let's say you get paid a million dollars per day. That's a lot, right?
If you spend none of it and pay no taxes, you'll have a trillion dollars in approximately two thousand seven hundred (2700) YEARS.
No one should have that much.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I don't think people realize how much a trillion dollars is.
Let's say you get paid a million dollars per day. That's a lot, right?
If you spend none of it and pay no taxes, you'll have a trillion dollars in approximately two thousand seven hundred (2700) YEARS.
No one should have that much.
Let's say you get paid a million dollars per day. That's a lot, right?
If you spend none of it and pay no taxes, you'll have a trillion dollars in approximately two thousand seven hundred (2700) YEARS.
No one should have that much.
yah sandwich guy is cool but have you tried succulent chinese meal guy?
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
yah sandwich guy is cool but have you tried succulent chinese meal guy?
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
lf Dems had any sense they'd treat this guy the way the right treated Kyle Rittenhouse. Put him on tour. Give him Morning Joe's spot or something.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
lf Dems had any sense they'd treat this guy the way the right treated Kyle Rittenhouse. Put him on tour. Give him Morning Joe's spot or something.
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
Reposted by Sordan Jnodgrass
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”