Mr. Mediocre
@jrsweany.bsky.social
Kaycee’s husband, and Moira’s dad. Nerd. Pansexual. Anarcho-communist. Living stereotype. Pronouns: He/him
Was not going to tell him the halftime show was the only thing I watched. I just wanted to read my book.
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Was not going to tell him the halftime show was the only thing I watched. I just wanted to read my book.
I had to go to the mechanic today to replace a tire, and a phlegmy old man tried to strike up a conversation about the Super Bowl halftime show.
Him: “They’ll never release the ratings for that halftime show. Did you watch the Super Bowl?”
Me:
Him: “They’ll never release the ratings for that halftime show. Did you watch the Super Bowl?”
Me:
a man and a boy are playing basketball in a gym with an exit sign
Alt: A small child tries to shoot a basketball, but 7’2” Dikembe Mutombo swats the ball and the boy’s dreams out of the air.
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February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I had to go to the mechanic today to replace a tire, and a phlegmy old man tried to strike up a conversation about the Super Bowl halftime show.
Him: “They’ll never release the ratings for that halftime show. Did you watch the Super Bowl?”
Me:
Him: “They’ll never release the ratings for that halftime show. Did you watch the Super Bowl?”
Me:
I’m really tired, so in trying to make a fish joke, I just made it sound like I don’t know where babies come from.
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I’m really tired, so in trying to make a fish joke, I just made it sound like I don’t know where babies come from.
Jay-Den: “I have something to confess. You make me want to read poetry.”
Himbo: “I think you’re great, too.” *blushes*
Caleb: “Guys, I was just named admiral, and we’re expecting our fifth kid!”
Daren: “Only five, Mir? Do you fertilize them individually?”
Himbo: “I think you’re great, too.” *blushes*
Caleb: “Guys, I was just named admiral, and we’re expecting our fifth kid!”
Daren: “Only five, Mir? Do you fertilize them individually?”
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Jay-Den: “I have something to confess. You make me want to read poetry.”
Himbo: “I think you’re great, too.” *blushes*
Caleb: “Guys, I was just named admiral, and we’re expecting our fifth kid!”
Daren: “Only five, Mir? Do you fertilize them individually?”
Himbo: “I think you’re great, too.” *blushes*
Caleb: “Guys, I was just named admiral, and we’re expecting our fifth kid!”
Daren: “Only five, Mir? Do you fertilize them individually?”
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
fucking happens, I will be quite cross.
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
fucking happens, I will be quite cross.
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conservative: i can’t understand a single word in this halftime show, what else is on
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
conservative: i can’t understand a single word in this halftime show, what else is on
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
We’re watching Starfleet Academy, and I can’t say I’ve been super invested in the budding romances they’ve been diligently developing.
Having said that, I’m gonna need them to fast track the Klingon and the Himbo. I swear to god if it takes until the end of the season and Space Prom before anything
Having said that, I’m gonna need them to fast track the Klingon and the Himbo. I swear to god if it takes until the end of the season and Space Prom before anything
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
We’re watching Starfleet Academy, and I can’t say I’ve been super invested in the budding romances they’ve been diligently developing.
Having said that, I’m gonna need them to fast track the Klingon and the Himbo. I swear to god if it takes until the end of the season and Space Prom before anything
Having said that, I’m gonna need them to fast track the Klingon and the Himbo. I swear to god if it takes until the end of the season and Space Prom before anything
Like, Bad Bunny might be aware of what happened to Elián. Hell, he probably is. But:
- The Clinton administration ended 25 years ago.
- Elián is Cuban. The halftime show was primarily about Puerto Rico. Savvy readers will recognize those as “different places”.
- The Clinton administration ended 25 years ago.
- Elián is Cuban. The halftime show was primarily about Puerto Rico. Savvy readers will recognize those as “different places”.
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Like, Bad Bunny might be aware of what happened to Elián. Hell, he probably is. But:
- The Clinton administration ended 25 years ago.
- Elián is Cuban. The halftime show was primarily about Puerto Rico. Savvy readers will recognize those as “different places”.
- The Clinton administration ended 25 years ago.
- Elián is Cuban. The halftime show was primarily about Puerto Rico. Savvy readers will recognize those as “different places”.
I too think five-year-old Bad Bunny should have done more to help Elián. I am a very serious and normal person.
The incredible content we’re getting in reaction to the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show is helping me deal with my feelings about the situation in Iran.
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I too think five-year-old Bad Bunny should have done more to help Elián. I am a very serious and normal person.
I don’t owe my country anything. Neither do you. None of us do.
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I don’t owe my country anything. Neither do you. None of us do.
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Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
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It’s incredibly frustrating to see people spread conspiracies that Epstein survivor Virginia Roberts Giuffre “didn’t really kill herself.” It ignores her allegations of domestic abuse against her husband before she did, actually, die by suicide. It’s a way to minimize how pervasive abuse really is
February 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It’s incredibly frustrating to see people spread conspiracies that Epstein survivor Virginia Roberts Giuffre “didn’t really kill herself.” It ignores her allegations of domestic abuse against her husband before she did, actually, die by suicide. It’s a way to minimize how pervasive abuse really is
Can we bring back cloaks? Asking for an anyone with taste.
Plus I think more women should have swords.
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Can we bring back cloaks? Asking for an anyone with taste.
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set up my centrist political project terrarium a few years ago. confident it's still alive and sustaining itself but might just pop my head round the corner and make sure. OH NO. OH GOD.
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
set up my centrist political project terrarium a few years ago. confident it's still alive and sustaining itself but might just pop my head round the corner and make sure. OH NO. OH GOD.
I mean, dude bought a kid.
Dude bought a kid and NOT his mom.
Dude bought a kid and NOT his mom.
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I mean, dude bought a kid.
Dude bought a kid and NOT his mom.
Dude bought a kid and NOT his mom.
I did think the part where Sam the Eagle and Animal double teamed Janice was a bit much, if I’m being honest.
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I did think the part where Sam the Eagle and Animal double teamed Janice was a bit much, if I’m being honest.
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I cannot sufficiently underline how despicable it is that the IOC has required Haitian Olympic athletes to remove an image representing the leader of the Haitian Revolution (against SLAVERY) from their uniforms.
February 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I cannot sufficiently underline how despicable it is that the IOC has required Haitian Olympic athletes to remove an image representing the leader of the Haitian Revolution (against SLAVERY) from their uniforms.
The shirts were normal colors, I don’t even know what you’re talking about, NO MORE QUESTIONS
February 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The shirts were normal colors, I don’t even know what you’re talking about, NO MORE QUESTIONS
Werner Herzog.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Werner Herzog.
People having coffee and not much else.
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
People having coffee and not much else.
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Epstein was the money-man and organiser at the centre of a group of bigoted academic, scientists and journalists who powered the anti-trans movement.
Detailed, devastating journalism from @transnews.network
Detailed, devastating journalism from @transnews.network
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Epstein was the money-man and organiser at the centre of a group of bigoted academic, scientists and journalists who powered the anti-trans movement.
Detailed, devastating journalism from @transnews.network
Detailed, devastating journalism from @transnews.network
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Here is a thing:
There were several years when I was one of VERY few journalists seriously covering harassment and abuse issues in comics (and by extension sometimes video games). During that time, I became the Person People Told Things To.
(cont'd)
There were several years when I was one of VERY few journalists seriously covering harassment and abuse issues in comics (and by extension sometimes video games). During that time, I became the Person People Told Things To.
(cont'd)
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Here is a thing:
There were several years when I was one of VERY few journalists seriously covering harassment and abuse issues in comics (and by extension sometimes video games). During that time, I became the Person People Told Things To.
(cont'd)
There were several years when I was one of VERY few journalists seriously covering harassment and abuse issues in comics (and by extension sometimes video games). During that time, I became the Person People Told Things To.
(cont'd)
I always thought it was my lack of athleticism that kept out of the Olympics, but it turns out it was my unwillingness to inject acid in my dick.
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I always thought it was my lack of athleticism that kept out of the Olympics, but it turns out it was my unwillingness to inject acid in my dick.
I don’t understand. Why are you mentioning something so beautiful and natural in relation to all of Rob’s weird shit?
January 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I don’t understand. Why are you mentioning something so beautiful and natural in relation to all of Rob’s weird shit?