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Big ideas, micro plastics 🍁
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Yes. Yes he is.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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HOWDY, QUAID
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Genuinely surprised that Trump hasn't claimed stigmata to explain his hand
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I have complete faith in my health secretary, Robert Fungus Kennedy
August 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If The Elephant Graveyard is AI narration, I'm sold, AI can be art
August 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
August 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Q: Have you uncovered evidence that anything was signed without Biden's knowledge?

TRUMP: I don't think Biden would know

Q: I'm asking if you've uncovered any information

TRUMP: No. But I've uncovered the human mind. I was in a debate with the human mind.
June 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.
May 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Every time you thank ChatGPT Sam Altman starts a wildfire.
April 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
@ctvyourmorning.bsky.social

Caving to a bunch of contrarian losers and scrapping your fact checking segment with @rachelgilmore.bsky.social is ridiculous.
April 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Hey, you wanna join my Signal chat?
March 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"UNHINGED LIBERALS ARE RUINING THE VIBE"

- MR. JORDAN PETERSON | DISGRACED PSYCHOLOGIST

Peterson, seen here, with his weird blazer, and red face.
From the onguardforthee community on Reddit: I think we are ruining his vibe lol.
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March 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Indictment of the times that the most popular entertainer is just Jigsaw with less human empathy
March 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Shook my head at a Tesla today, guess I need to go on the lam
March 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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March 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hey everyone, this is Gavin Newsom from the famous podcast everyone knows the name of!

Special episode tonight where I will be interviewing a Cybertruck driven by Chuck Schumer.
March 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ANDREW TATE: I will not have nerds as children. I refuse to have a nerd carry the name Tate. If my son is a nerd, one of us has to die, him or me and I’ll challenge him to mortal combat.

GAVIN NEWSOM: Right, and that's kind of like why I started this show. We're already finding common ground.
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM