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JP Scott 🇨🇦
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Big ideas, micro plastics 🍁
Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's always the ones you suspect the most
September 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
June 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
May 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
May 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
March 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
March 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
March 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
March 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Anything bad that has happened was the worst thing that ever happened, and it's not my fault! I only do the best things that have ever happened.
March 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Krazy-Eyes Kash Patel is gonna send a bunch of middle-aged conservatives that think they are UFC fighters to arrest people that don't like sludge being dumped into the water supply lmao

Beginning to think the US still has leaded gasoline. (I hope I didn't just will that into existence)
March 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's time for more powerful protests from the Democrats. They should all glue themselves to paintings in the Whitehouse gallery.

I mean, what else can they do?
March 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ELBOWS UP! He's big mad because our response IS working.

He's right about one thing, people will read about his dumb ass in the history books for many years to come.

#elbowsup 🇨🇦
March 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Look, there's gonna be some economic hardship with the way Elon is gutting the Government, but it'll get better! Just look at how successfully he turned Twitter around!
March 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
That's what they advocated during COVID.
March 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Robert Downey Jr. basing his Tony Stark on Elon Musk was the catalyst for a serious of events that is now a midlife crisis that is ... "bigger than anyone has ever seen before".

CONCERNING.
March 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I'm shocked he didn't walk out on SNL and try to tell people he was Iron-Man. There's a non-zero chance he hasn't asked a boardroom if they could make an Iron-Man like suit for him.

The guy is desperate for praise and attention. His own Father has publicly called him a bad dad.

Catastrophe
March 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The Great Meme War has begun.
(I didn't make this)
February 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
February 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I didn't make this
February 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It's time, the great meme wars. Holy shit, finally I can fight back
February 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
January 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I've been sitting on this for a while lol
December 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
December 3, 2024 at 2:01 AM
November 28, 2024 at 3:38 AM