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ngl this shit sucks
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the party agreed on three main goals:

° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement

° Create a code of conduct and enforce it

° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
Democrats demand new ICE restrictions as government shutdown looms
After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Senate Democrats say they’ll block a massive government funding package without policy changes.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater”

-Abraham Lincoln
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I can’t believe I’m going to a concert on a school night I’m too old for this
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Sorry that’s a lot of words to not say “abolish and prosecute ICE”
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms

1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.

2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.

3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bill Belichick not making the HOF first try seems… silly.
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Donald Trump comes out as anti second amendment
Trump shakes his head and says "no" when asked if he thinks Alex Pretti was acting like an "assassin," as his adviser Stephen Miller has asserted.

"With that being said," Trump adds, "you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns."

www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
Trump says Pretti was not acting like an 'assassin,' contradicting adviser's rhetoric
Trump, asked by a reporter today whether he thought Pretti was acting like an
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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RIP Greg Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
just here to contribute to the ratio
January 27, 2026 at 4:57 AM
LMAOOOOOOOO
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
omg
lmao greg bovino retire bitch
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Exclusive: Border Patrol “Commander at Large” Gregory Bovino has been removed from his role and is expected to retire soon, sources tell @nickmiroff.bsky.social.
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
bit.ly
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 AM
One of my old roommates worked at palantir (this was back in 2016-17). Pretty liberal guy, sometimes I wonder if he’s still there
“Can Palantir put any pressure on ICE at all?” wrote another. “I’ve read stories of folks rounded up who were seeking asylum with no order to leave the country, no criminal record, and consistently check in with authorities. Literally no reason to be rounded up. Surely we aren’t helping do that?”
SCOOP: Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti

WIRED obtained Slack conversations + an updated internal Palantir wiki defending the company's work for ICE to outraged workers.

More here:
www.wired.com/story/palant...
January 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
bonefish
January 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
lmao greg bovino retire bitch
January 26, 2026 at 9:12 PM
jeff bezos is scum of the earth
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i need mouth

wattterrrrrrrr
January 26, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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right this way secretary noem, there's a dog waiting for you inside
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
why does this guy look like chatgpt made him
KFAN's Paul Allen at the top of his show this morning: "I made a comment on Friday about protesters and the weather that was insensitive and poorly timed, and I'm sorry. It was a misguided attempt at humor ... I'm taking a few days off."
January 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i hate this guy so much
Statement from Senator John Fetterman
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 PM
LMAOOOOOOO THE PRO BOWL
[Schultz] Browns QB Shedeur Sanders has been added to the Pro Bowl roster as a replacement.

Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
January 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
i'm not buying kanye's apology until he actually shows some kind of change for an extended period of time, seeing as he's done this exact thing before and then shortly afterward released his heil hitler song
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM
this from wikipedia cracked me up:

"Gase occasionally visited the Broncos' facility during the 2023 and 2025 offseasons... While head coach Sean Payton called Gase a "good resource" who was "welcome to come out", he is not formally part of the staff."
when the Jets drafted Sam Darnold his OC/QB coach was Jeremy Bates who has not been hired to any job in football since. then they fired the coaching staff and hired Adam Gase who also has not been hired to any job in football since. no i'm not mad about it
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM