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I tell myself I bear witness. But the real answer is that it's obviously my programming. #flapol #ncpol #UNC #RobCo
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Once upon a time, American soldiers handed out food to Germans because *they* had followed a fascist madman into national ruin.

How times change.
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.

The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
$20 bucks worth of Mountain Dew. It’s about to go down!
You just got out of school in 8th grade and find a fresh $20 bill on the ground. What's your next move?
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Florida's open carry law leaves public libraries unprotected.
You Can Now Openly Carry a Gun at Most Miami-Dade Public Libraries
Florida's open carry law leaves public libraries unprotected.
www.miaminewtimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Youngkin wins by two points? That’s a model to follow

Spanberger and Sherrill win by more than a dozen each? Boooooring
GM, Nate Cohn at his best sports pundit last night, already making up reasons why this one doesn't count
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Painting LaGuardia as a fiscal conservative by citing his initial struggles upon taking over New York at the height of the Depression requires you to also paint the New Deal as fiscally conservative, eh? The New Deal was democratic socialism in full and LaGuardia embraced it. You're a pretzel here.
You'll hear this "Mamdani loves LaGuardia... and LaGuardia governed as a socialist" refrain a lot in the next few weeks, and it ain't true. LaGuardia governed as a New Dealer within the limits of city govt; his first step in office was to cut staff and salaries $ to bring NYs budget into balance. /1
In honor of last night's victory by a progressive, I offer this memory of the greatest big-city mayor in U.S. history, a man of the left who also governed as a socialist. If Mr. Mamdani goes on WNYC this Sunday and reads the funny papers to kids my heart will burst.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-I...
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Beating a guy in an election and quoting his dad in your victory speech is a FLEX.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Tips for Cuomo moving forward:
-the I-95 express lane in Miami is fool's gold, stick to the main lanes
-order your Publix sub online and wait an extra 15 mins beyond when they say it'll be ready
-the iguanas don't bite you but the ducks will
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Because the country failed miserably at Reconstruction and instead of treating the South as “conquered”, they told them “Good game. Don’t do it again.”

And then washed their hands of it and the nation has suffered ever since.
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Debra Messing really posting through it right now
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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TV news vet says she was part of parent company’s massive layoffs
‘Grateful for the memories’: Beloved CBS Miami reporter Lisa Petrillo signs off
TV news vet says she was part of parent company’s massive layoffs
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Estoy celebrando el Día de los Muertos.
I honor my mother, Juanita, who raised me to be strong and passionate.
I honor my grandmother, Martina, who came to the United States as an undocumented immigrant child.
Art by OneBluebird
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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(FL)Abbey Road
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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They gonna have to throw the whole religion away
Add a dose of propaganda to your morning coffee.. This smells of Russian-like “special operation”
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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As a white guy who grew up in the white church, we need to talk about this so much more.

We built a church to worship ourselves, not Christ.
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Field peas and snaps.
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Obama: "They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and blame DEI for every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? Must be DEI. Your wife kicked you out? DEI. Who knew?"
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
76° Sunset
November 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Here is the statement from Dolphins owner Stephen Ross after mutually agreeing to part ways with general manager Chris Groer
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM