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JP Corduroy
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Director of Piss House and Piss House 2: The Pissening
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🎤MIC DROP!🎤

Give thanks this week only with our new limited-time Roast Tirkey sandwich, noticeably bulging and absolutely bursting with cranberry sauce from a precision-placed hole in each bloated chunk of white meat.

Thanks for eating arbys
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sarah Hurwitz should’ve been inside a train car in 1940s Germany
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Alito blood clot when?!
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Best thing about this current administration is the blood clot that’ll finally end it
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I saw the Secretary of Education poop out a rat covered in cigarette ash
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Josh Barro seeing a 12yr old girl “Heh hey there would you like to see my penis?”
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The Catholic League is a kid-fucking terrorist organization
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Imagine one of those rapid ship-sinking bombs designed to break the keel hitting Bezos’ yacht with him onboard
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Sacklers should be droned just like those Venezuelan speed boats
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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from: professoroak@kantolab.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com

Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?

from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: professoroak@kantolab.com

bulb asar
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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my fellow americans this is former president and avowed homosexual bill clinton, reaching out with a casual reminder that I’ve always been into dudes. it was an honor to be your gay president
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I would totally watch a Netflix series that follows a group of hitmen in post-2028 America who hunt down all the people who Trump pardoned
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Go ahead, cyber bully Sydney Sweeney. Me and the boys dare you
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I keep watching the explosion in Designated Survivor to feel something
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If I were the richest man on earth I would simply not be the loneliest, saddest loser in the world as well. Guess we’re just built different (I am not shaped like a mini fridge)
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
*slipping on leather gloves* “Oh so you work for the Heritage Foundation?”
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
BREAKING🚨🚨 ISIS has attacked Beast Land, dozens feared dead
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
modern Monkey Wrench Gang should start hitting AI data centers like the Ukrainians hit Russian power plants
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pastor Joel Webbon molests children like Babe Ruth hit dingers. They call him the Jackie Robinson of kid fucking
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM