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Joysea Crew
@joyseacrew.bsky.social
· Jan 24
i feel like it’s about to be a real weird four years to be a lawyer
For the next four years, I will be replacing all upcoming opening arguments with interpretive dance.
Best reporting on SCOTUS hearing of Lisa Cook case testing tRuMp’S power to fire her from Federal Reserve; start at 1) but 7) here is my personal fave👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
7/ Up now is Justice Alito, and I can say with confidence that nobody is more impressed with Justice Alito's intelligence, eloquence, and wit than Justice Alito.
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Best reporting on SCOTUS hearing of Lisa Cook case testing tRuMp’S power to fire her from Federal Reserve; start at 1) but 7) here is my personal fave👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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Trump: "The situation in Minnesota reminds us that the west cannot mass import foreign cultures which have failed to ever build a successful society of their own. We're taking people from Somalia and Somalia is a failed -- it's not a nation. Got no government, got no nothing."
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Trump: "The situation in Minnesota reminds us that the west cannot mass import foreign cultures which have failed to ever build a successful society of their own. We're taking people from Somalia and Somalia is a failed -- it's not a nation. Got no government, got no nothing."
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Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
@nytimes.com
First they came for the Mexicans.
And I did not speak out-
Because I was not Mexican.
Then they came for the Venezuelans.
And I did not speak out-
Because I was not Venezuelan.
Then they came for the Cubans-
WTF? The Cubans?
No man, no way!
WE ARE MAGA!
I mean, like…
Aren’t we? 🤷🏻♀️
First they came for the Mexicans.
And I did not speak out-
Because I was not Mexican.
Then they came for the Venezuelans.
And I did not speak out-
Because I was not Venezuelan.
Then they came for the Cubans-
WTF? The Cubans?
No man, no way!
WE ARE MAGA!
I mean, like…
Aren’t we? 🤷🏻♀️
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
@nytimes.com
First they came for the Mexicans.
And I did not speak out-
Because I was not Mexican.
Then they came for the Venezuelans.
And I did not speak out-
Because I was not Venezuelan.
Then they came for the Cubans-
WTF? The Cubans?
No man, no way!
WE ARE MAGA!
I mean, like…
Aren’t we? 🤷🏻♀️
First they came for the Mexicans.
And I did not speak out-
Because I was not Mexican.
Then they came for the Venezuelans.
And I did not speak out-
Because I was not Venezuelan.
Then they came for the Cubans-
WTF? The Cubans?
No man, no way!
WE ARE MAGA!
I mean, like…
Aren’t we? 🤷🏻♀️
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You know you’re the villain when your plane makes a U turn and the whole world starts chilling the champagne
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
You know you’re the villain when your plane makes a U turn and the whole world starts chilling the champagne
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Moriarty: "A police officer of color who was off duty was boxed in by ICE - she's a citizen - they demanded to know who she was & see her papers. She was going to try to record it & they ripped the phone out of her hand. That happened to a cop. That's what's happening here on the streets of MN."
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Moriarty: "A police officer of color who was off duty was boxed in by ICE - she's a citizen - they demanded to know who she was & see her papers. She was going to try to record it & they ripped the phone out of her hand. That happened to a cop. That's what's happening here on the streets of MN."
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Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
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Accurate
for what its worth, neither Kalshi nor Polymarket have bets on Trump eating it today, so if his inner circle isn't doing insider trading on him dying, he's probably still with us
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Accurate
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Update:
Pool left AF1 and was in position for President Trump to walk off. But then we were directed back on the same plane and now holding.
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.
Pool left AF1 and was in position for President Trump to walk off. But then we were directed back on the same plane and now holding.
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.
Trump’s AF1 plane returned to JBA due to minor electrical issue. Now their arrival to Zurich is delayed.
Pool ⬇️
Pool ⬇️
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Update:
Pool left AF1 and was in position for President Trump to walk off. But then we were directed back on the same plane and now holding.
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.
Pool left AF1 and was in position for President Trump to walk off. But then we were directed back on the same plane and now holding.
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.
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I have no words for this:
“The goalkeeper told me I’m an illegal immigrant even though I was born in America, and he said Trump was gonna get me and send me back.”
How is destroying the spirit of our children making this country great?
Who will repair their trauma when this is over?
Sickening.
“The goalkeeper told me I’m an illegal immigrant even though I was born in America, and he said Trump was gonna get me and send me back.”
How is destroying the spirit of our children making this country great?
Who will repair their trauma when this is over?
Sickening.
January 21, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I have no words for this:
“The goalkeeper told me I’m an illegal immigrant even though I was born in America, and he said Trump was gonna get me and send me back.”
How is destroying the spirit of our children making this country great?
Who will repair their trauma when this is over?
Sickening.
“The goalkeeper told me I’m an illegal immigrant even though I was born in America, and he said Trump was gonna get me and send me back.”
How is destroying the spirit of our children making this country great?
Who will repair their trauma when this is over?
Sickening.
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They arrest people for dancing now. Looks a lot like Sharia law.
(I know ... I know ... it wasn't the dancing that bothered them so much, it was the mocking and obvious lack of respect. They're arresting this guy for making fun of them.)
(I know ... I know ... it wasn't the dancing that bothered them so much, it was the mocking and obvious lack of respect. They're arresting this guy for making fun of them.)
Imagine what a tiny little man you would have to be to feel threatened by a dancing fox.
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
They arrest people for dancing now. Looks a lot like Sharia law.
(I know ... I know ... it wasn't the dancing that bothered them so much, it was the mocking and obvious lack of respect. They're arresting this guy for making fun of them.)
(I know ... I know ... it wasn't the dancing that bothered them so much, it was the mocking and obvious lack of respect. They're arresting this guy for making fun of them.)
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People are saying you have to accept repentance and changed minds, but what does that mean, for someone like this? Do we need to accept someone who says “I realized I’m against his anti-Somali policy and looking for someone who likes Somalis but hates all the other people I hate”?
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
People are saying you have to accept repentance and changed minds, but what does that mean, for someone like this? Do we need to accept someone who says “I realized I’m against his anti-Somali policy and looking for someone who likes Somalis but hates all the other people I hate”?
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🇩🇰🇬🇱 Denmark, a rally in support of Greenland and against Trump.
January 20, 2026 at 3:57 PM
🇩🇰🇬🇱 Denmark, a rally in support of Greenland and against Trump.
I am willing to represent this defendant as it is obvious he was only taking it to deliver to the TRUE recipient in MaraLago who clearly won it but was never awarded.
Even if convicted he’s guaranteed a pardon and probably a cabinet position.
Even if convicted he’s guaranteed a pardon and probably a cabinet position.
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I am willing to represent this defendant as it is obvious he was only taking it to deliver to the TRUE recipient in MaraLago who clearly won it but was never awarded.
Even if convicted he’s guaranteed a pardon and probably a cabinet position.
Even if convicted he’s guaranteed a pardon and probably a cabinet position.
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DHS Goon Failsplains Why ICE Forced Elderly US Citizen Out In The Freezing Cold
crooksandliars.com
DHS Goon Failsplains Why ICE Forced Elderly US Citizen Out In The Freezing Cold | Crooks and Liars
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January 20, 2026 at 1:48 PM
DHS Goon Failsplains Why ICE Forced Elderly US Citizen Out In The Freezing Cold
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“Legally, the only time U.S. citizens must show proof of citizenship is when they are entering the country or when they are applying for certain jobs for which it is a requirement”
“Noem urges Americans to carry proof of citizenship as ICE raids intensify”
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/nationa...
“Noem urges Americans to carry proof of citizenship as ICE raids intensify”
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/nationa...
You're asked to prove you're a citizen. Is that legal?
Hear from Ahilan Arulanantham, co-director of UCLA School of Law’s Center for Immigration Law and Policy, on when you need to identify yourself.
www.nbclosangeles.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 AM
“Legally, the only time U.S. citizens must show proof of citizenship is when they are entering the country or when they are applying for certain jobs for which it is a requirement”
“Noem urges Americans to carry proof of citizenship as ICE raids intensify”
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/nationa...
“Noem urges Americans to carry proof of citizenship as ICE raids intensify”
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/nationa...
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Minneapolis activists disrupted a church service where David Easterwood serves as a pastor, according to lawyer and activist @nekimal - Easterwood is also the acting field office director for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in St. Paul, Minnesota.
I'm LIVE from Minneapolis right now 🤝🏾
I'm LIVE from Minneapolis right now 🤝🏾
January 18, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Minneapolis activists disrupted a church service where David Easterwood serves as a pastor, according to lawyer and activist @nekimal - Easterwood is also the acting field office director for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in St. Paul, Minnesota.
I'm LIVE from Minneapolis right now 🤝🏾
I'm LIVE from Minneapolis right now 🤝🏾
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The protest Don Lemon covered is in response to David Easterwood, a Minnesota pastor who was discovered to be the acting field office director of ICE in St. Paul.
Don Lemon confronts church pastor, open racist, and acting field office director of ICE in St Paul Minnesota David Easterwood, who quickly recoils from basic facts which reminds us that the church is not on your side especially if you actually live by the teachings of Christianity.
January 20, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The protest Don Lemon covered is in response to David Easterwood, a Minnesota pastor who was discovered to be the acting field office director of ICE in St. Paul.
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I always thought MLK’s ‘Mountaintop’ speech was his best, which was given the day before he was killed. It is especially relevant given what is happening now in MN and elsewhere. He was getting many serious threats, which he references in his line “I may not get there with you.”
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I always thought MLK’s ‘Mountaintop’ speech was his best, which was given the day before he was killed. It is especially relevant given what is happening now in MN and elsewhere. He was getting many serious threats, which he references in his line “I may not get there with you.”
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people.com/nj-girl-foun...
"6 years old... walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'..."
"6 years old... walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'..."
January 19, 2026 at 11:05 PM
people.com/nj-girl-foun...
"6 years old... walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'..."
"6 years old... walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'..."
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The Civil Rights Division is going to charge a Black Man under the Ku Klux Klan Act on MLK day.
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The Civil Rights Division is going to charge a Black Man under the Ku Klux Klan Act on MLK day.
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
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Does anyone remember the classic "ICE vs The Viking in a Bathtub" sketch on Monty Python? Good times!
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Does anyone remember the classic "ICE vs The Viking in a Bathtub" sketch on Monty Python? Good times!
Watching the Miami Hurricanes pre-game on ESPNEWS and the audio truck let some numbnuts go “check check” for a mic sound check not 1 but 4x during the intros of the anthem singers… 🙄
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Watching the Miami Hurricanes pre-game on ESPNEWS and the audio truck let some numbnuts go “check check” for a mic sound check not 1 but 4x during the intros of the anthem singers… 🙄
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i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
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"In the immediate aftermath of the death of Renée Good in Minneapolis... an FBI agent in Minnesota conducted an initial review of the shooting and determined that sufficient grounds existed to open a probe into the actions of the officer who shot Good..."
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
FBI opened probe on Minneapolis shooting; none exists now, Justice Dept. says
After the death of Renée Good in Minneapolis, FBI agents launched a civil rights probe into the shooting. The Justice Department says no such case now exists.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
"In the immediate aftermath of the death of Renée Good in Minneapolis... an FBI agent in Minnesota conducted an initial review of the shooting and determined that sufficient grounds existed to open a probe into the actions of the officer who shot Good..."
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...