Joysea Crew
@joyseacrew.bsky.social
It is a post. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…
No one complained when the Enola Gay had GAY written all over it…
Make B-29s (and B-52s) gay again!
Make B-29s (and B-52s) gay again!
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
No one complained when the Enola Gay had GAY written all over it…
Make B-29s (and B-52s) gay again!
Make B-29s (and B-52s) gay again!
Just now noticing RFK Jr’s affinity for high cheekbones and a long, strong jawline… he’d have been safer to just cheat with Jay Leno in a blonde wig.
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just now noticing RFK Jr’s affinity for high cheekbones and a long, strong jawline… he’d have been safer to just cheat with Jay Leno in a blonde wig.
It seems MAGA likes this idea of negotiating, but I can tell you with all sincerity, THERE IS NO NEGOTIATION WITH INSURANCE PREMIUMS. When you lower your premium, YOU INCREASE YOUR PERSONAL LIABILITY!
(For MAGA: that means you spend a lot more when you get hospitalized.)
You’re welcome.
(For MAGA: that means you spend a lot more when you get hospitalized.)
You’re welcome.
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It seems MAGA likes this idea of negotiating, but I can tell you with all sincerity, THERE IS NO NEGOTIATION WITH INSURANCE PREMIUMS. When you lower your premium, YOU INCREASE YOUR PERSONAL LIABILITY!
(For MAGA: that means you spend a lot more when you get hospitalized.)
You’re welcome.
(For MAGA: that means you spend a lot more when you get hospitalized.)
You’re welcome.
Johnson also reasoned he wouldn’t want, say, a busboy to suffer embarrassment if they were ever present but he’s deporting them faster than they’ll ever be around to be embarrassed so release the files already.
Oh, and Trump was ALWAYS present and he’s not embarrassed so there’s that, too.
Oh, and Trump was ALWAYS present and he’s not embarrassed so there’s that, too.
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Johnson also reasoned he wouldn’t want, say, a busboy to suffer embarrassment if they were ever present but he’s deporting them faster than they’ll ever be around to be embarrassed so release the files already.
Oh, and Trump was ALWAYS present and he’s not embarrassed so there’s that, too.
Oh, and Trump was ALWAYS present and he’s not embarrassed so there’s that, too.
Ok, this takes the cake:
“Call me Petty Crocker…”
😝🎂🤣🎂😝🎂🤣🎂
I’ve heard of baking a file IN a jailbird cake but this guy had the Epstein files printed on this one!
“Call me Petty Crocker…”
😝🎂🤣🎂😝🎂🤣🎂
I’ve heard of baking a file IN a jailbird cake but this guy had the Epstein files printed on this one!
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ok, this takes the cake:
“Call me Petty Crocker…”
😝🎂🤣🎂😝🎂🤣🎂
I’ve heard of baking a file IN a jailbird cake but this guy had the Epstein files printed on this one!
“Call me Petty Crocker…”
😝🎂🤣🎂😝🎂🤣🎂
I’ve heard of baking a file IN a jailbird cake but this guy had the Epstein files printed on this one!
When your MAGA friends insist they never voted for this, remind them if they voted for anyone other than Kamala, or sat it out, then YES THEY VOTED FOR THIS.
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When your MAGA friends insist they never voted for this, remind them if they voted for anyone other than Kamala, or sat it out, then YES THEY VOTED FOR THIS.
Save y’all the trouble.
You’re welcome.😇
You’re welcome.😇
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Save y’all the trouble.
You’re welcome.😇
You’re welcome.😇
The thumbs up has lost all cred.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The thumbs up has lost all cred.
When the “Eye of the Beholder” Twilight Zone episode becomes real…
Somewhere Rod Sterling is laughing.
Somewhere Rod Sterling is laughing.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When the “Eye of the Beholder” Twilight Zone episode becomes real…
Somewhere Rod Sterling is laughing.
Somewhere Rod Sterling is laughing.
What a stupid f*cking idea. NOBODY who knows ANYTHING about insurance wants this for Americans.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What a stupid f*cking idea. NOBODY who knows ANYTHING about insurance wants this for Americans.
HOW IT STARTED:
So excited to see Sting perform tonight at the Seminole Hard Rock! Flew in last night from CT just for this!
HOW IT ENDED:
%$&;! 🤬
So excited to see Sting perform tonight at the Seminole Hard Rock! Flew in last night from CT just for this!
HOW IT ENDED:
%$&;! 🤬
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
HOW IT STARTED:
So excited to see Sting perform tonight at the Seminole Hard Rock! Flew in last night from CT just for this!
HOW IT ENDED:
%$&;! 🤬
So excited to see Sting perform tonight at the Seminole Hard Rock! Flew in last night from CT just for this!
HOW IT ENDED:
%$&;! 🤬
A friend sent me this because her friends’s bird has developed an attitude since Tuesday and now she’s suspicious her friend’s bird is Antifa…
I’m not sure if Antifa but he definitely has socialist swagger…
I’m not sure if Antifa but he definitely has socialist swagger…
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A friend sent me this because her friends’s bird has developed an attitude since Tuesday and now she’s suspicious her friend’s bird is Antifa…
I’m not sure if Antifa but he definitely has socialist swagger…
I’m not sure if Antifa but he definitely has socialist swagger…
Have we finally heard the last from Cuomo?
Please let this be the last.
💙🙏🏻💙
Please let this be the last.
💙🙏🏻💙
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Have we finally heard the last from Cuomo?
Please let this be the last.
💙🙏🏻💙
Please let this be the last.
💙🙏🏻💙
My MAGA friend ALWAYS expects the worst.
“Can’t wait…”.
Yeah, ok.
Keep waiting.
Yawn.
“Can’t wait…”.
Yeah, ok.
Keep waiting.
Yawn.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My MAGA friend ALWAYS expects the worst.
“Can’t wait…”.
Yeah, ok.
Keep waiting.
Yawn.
“Can’t wait…”.
Yeah, ok.
Keep waiting.
Yawn.
Of all the Spanish she could’ve used for her racist costume, she picked a word that doesn’t work unless you KNOW enough Spanish to pronounce the “J” as “Y”.
As is, her date who is dressed as ICE, is juicy & she can’t tell if he’s coming ‘cuz he’s not in her hand & oh yeah, she spelled cumming wrong
As is, her date who is dressed as ICE, is juicy & she can’t tell if he’s coming ‘cuz he’s not in her hand & oh yeah, she spelled cumming wrong
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Of all the Spanish she could’ve used for her racist costume, she picked a word that doesn’t work unless you KNOW enough Spanish to pronounce the “J” as “Y”.
As is, her date who is dressed as ICE, is juicy & she can’t tell if he’s coming ‘cuz he’s not in her hand & oh yeah, she spelled cumming wrong
As is, her date who is dressed as ICE, is juicy & she can’t tell if he’s coming ‘cuz he’s not in her hand & oh yeah, she spelled cumming wrong
Before Alex Winter ever had an excellent adventure, before he was waiting for Godot, he was my favorite Lost Boy.😍
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Before Alex Winter ever had an excellent adventure, before he was waiting for Godot, he was my favorite Lost Boy.😍
Fun Fact: Cheung is one of those rare types who looks just as ugly upside down as right side up…
Totally indistinguishable.
Totally indistinguishable.
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Fun Fact: Cheung is one of those rare types who looks just as ugly upside down as right side up…
Totally indistinguishable.
Totally indistinguishable.
@bill-jubran.bsky.social should post here directly.
In the meantime, here’s this from FB:
In the meantime, here’s this from FB:
October 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@bill-jubran.bsky.social should post here directly.
In the meantime, here’s this from FB:
In the meantime, here’s this from FB:
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Please tell us he’s real.🙏🏻
After the Louvre jewelry heist on Sunday, a photo distributed by The Associated Press showing 3 policemen outside the museum — & a sharply-dressed man — confused many people on social media. Who is the dapper man? Is he even real? nyti.ms/4hrDbkY
Please tell us he’s real.🙏🏻
After the Louvre jewelry heist on Sunday, a photo distributed by The Associated Press showing 3 policemen outside the museum — & a sharply-dressed man — confused many people on social media. Who is the dapper man? Is he even real? nyti.ms/4hrDbkY
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Please tell us he’s real.🙏🏻
After the Louvre jewelry heist on Sunday, a photo distributed by The Associated Press showing 3 policemen outside the museum — & a sharply-dressed man — confused many people on social media. Who is the dapper man? Is he even real? nyti.ms/4hrDbkY
Please tell us he’s real.🙏🏻
After the Louvre jewelry heist on Sunday, a photo distributed by The Associated Press showing 3 policemen outside the museum — & a sharply-dressed man — confused many people on social media. Who is the dapper man? Is he even real? nyti.ms/4hrDbkY
… hey, I’m throwing as fast as I can, too.
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
… hey, I’m throwing as fast as I can, too.
Try giving Lexus cookie cutters this year so they can make Lexus cookies and give the gift of Lexus themselves, but be sure to quote the commercial as you do. 😎
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Try giving Lexus cookie cutters this year so they can make Lexus cookies and give the gift of Lexus themselves, but be sure to quote the commercial as you do. 😎
Fun Fact:
In Florida, there are only two kinds of service animals permitted to escort a voter into the voting area:
1. Service dogs
2. Service miniature horses
And no, I am not making this up so yeah, I could definitely see him f**king a horse (at least in a Florida voting booth…)
In Florida, there are only two kinds of service animals permitted to escort a voter into the voting area:
1. Service dogs
2. Service miniature horses
And no, I am not making this up so yeah, I could definitely see him f**king a horse (at least in a Florida voting booth…)
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Fun Fact:
In Florida, there are only two kinds of service animals permitted to escort a voter into the voting area:
1. Service dogs
2. Service miniature horses
And no, I am not making this up so yeah, I could definitely see him f**king a horse (at least in a Florida voting booth…)
In Florida, there are only two kinds of service animals permitted to escort a voter into the voting area:
1. Service dogs
2. Service miniature horses
And no, I am not making this up so yeah, I could definitely see him f**king a horse (at least in a Florida voting booth…)
I will never hear “Piano Man” the same way ever again…
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I will never hear “Piano Man” the same way ever again…
Weird how I’m now reminded to check for camel toe before I leave for yoga… Thanks.
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Weird how I’m now reminded to check for camel toe before I leave for yoga… Thanks.
They spelled “aching” wrong and yeah I know it’s “breaking” but damn she could be either or both…
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
They spelled “aching” wrong and yeah I know it’s “breaking” but damn she could be either or both…