Jo
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Of all the embarrassments in this situation, the worst by far is that she is thinking and writing things like this and he is very clearly like “which one? The blonde? You’re going to have to be more specific”.
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Of all the embarrassments in this situation, the worst by far is that she is thinking and writing things like this and he is very clearly like “which one? The blonde? You’re going to have to be more specific”.
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Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
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"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
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It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better.
I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better.
I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
Being a Blue Jays fan AND a Yankees hater makes for a real good time right now.
October 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Being a Blue Jays fan AND a Yankees hater makes for a real good time right now.
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zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
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This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
The Pitt is wonderful and I’m so glad it got all the love it did tonight.
September 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The Pitt is wonderful and I’m so glad it got all the love it did tonight.
@theferocity.bsky.social you prompted me to start a Frasier rewatch but Roz just referenced him being 41 which is a hate crime against me, a person who just turned 41.
August 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@theferocity.bsky.social you prompted me to start a Frasier rewatch but Roz just referenced him being 41 which is a hate crime against me, a person who just turned 41.
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My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.
She just chimed in.
She just chimed in.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.
She just chimed in.
She just chimed in.
A lot wrong with this but the idea that only men need to be returned to the work force is a good indication of where he’s trying to drive the world to.
Mike Johnson on Medicaid: "What we've talked about is returning work requirements ... you return the dignity of work to young men who need to be out working instead of playing video games all day. We have a lot of fraud, waste, and abuse in Medicaid."
April 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A lot wrong with this but the idea that only men need to be returned to the work force is a good indication of where he’s trying to drive the world to.
Elon has accomplished in mere months what my mother failed to over the first 39 years of my life: convincing me to work on my posture.
April 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Elon has accomplished in mere months what my mother failed to over the first 39 years of my life: convincing me to work on my posture.
I don’t think it’s going to be news to anyone that Audra is great in Gypsy, but she seriously blows the roof off the fucking place. If you can get to New York to see it, you should.
March 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I don’t think it’s going to be news to anyone that Audra is great in Gypsy, but she seriously blows the roof off the fucking place. If you can get to New York to see it, you should.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
This is really on me for being temporarily pleasantly surprised by her telling Trump to eat shit on congestion pricing yesterday. I take it back, Kathy, you’re still the fucking worst.
NEW YORK (AP) — Gov. Kathy Hochul plans stricter oversight of NYC but doesn’t plan to remove Mayor Eric Adams at this time, sources say.
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is really on me for being temporarily pleasantly surprised by her telling Trump to eat shit on congestion pricing yesterday. I take it back, Kathy, you’re still the fucking worst.
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oh this is so fun when it happens to a team I don’t like instead of a team I do like
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
oh this is so fun when it happens to a team I don’t like instead of a team I do like
“Give Up” feels a little too on the nose these days.
On FB I said I'd call my firstborn Superunknown, but I'd also go for "In Times New Roman..." as well, curious what others would have 🤭
January 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“Give Up” feels a little too on the nose these days.
My 2025 so far.
January 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My 2025 so far.
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Democrats should oppose Mace's antitrans thing on moral grounds, but also because they should oppose literally everything offered by any Republican from this day forward. Absolute knee-jerk obstructionism on every single thing.
November 21, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Democrats should oppose Mace's antitrans thing on moral grounds, but also because they should oppose literally everything offered by any Republican from this day forward. Absolute knee-jerk obstructionism on every single thing.
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"Like all empires, this one rested on a foundation of lies." #Oathbreakers, out from @harpercollins.bsky.social on 12/10. The story of how Charlemagne's grandsons fought a brutal civil war and shattered the Frankish Empire.
SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1
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Oathbreakers
The authors of The Bright Ages return with a real-life Game of Thrones—the story of the Carolingian Civil War, a bloody, protracted battle pitting brother against brother, father against son, that wou...
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November 17, 2024 at 3:38 PM
"Like all empires, this one rested on a foundation of lies." #Oathbreakers, out from @harpercollins.bsky.social on 12/10. The story of how Charlemagne's grandsons fought a brutal civil war and shattered the Frankish Empire.
SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1
SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1