joseph reed
@josephsreed.bsky.social
Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend.
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Since our inception, we’ve been beyond fortunate to have the gold standard of sports sections right in our backyard.
Thank you @postsports.bsky.social for your outstanding coverage and so beautifully telling our story.
You will be greatly missed by our organization, our fans and our city.
Thank you @postsports.bsky.social for your outstanding coverage and so beautifully telling our story.
You will be greatly missed by our organization, our fans and our city.
February 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Since our inception, we’ve been beyond fortunate to have the gold standard of sports sections right in our backyard.
Thank you @postsports.bsky.social for your outstanding coverage and so beautifully telling our story.
You will be greatly missed by our organization, our fans and our city.
Thank you @postsports.bsky.social for your outstanding coverage and so beautifully telling our story.
You will be greatly missed by our organization, our fans and our city.
Ironically none of these words are in the bible www.thebulwark.com/p/shocking-s...
February 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Ironically none of these words are in the bible www.thebulwark.com/p/shocking-s...
Did they at least keep the crossword guy Evan Birnholz
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Did they at least keep the crossword guy Evan Birnholz
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February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
ď̵̡̜̯͎͙͙̺̩̳̝͜ę̵͇̤̲͓̺͙̘͚͉̠̥̾͝͝m̶̮̞̝̏̋̿̑̈́͌̀͛͊̒͗ơ̷͇̬̱̜̘͎̻̂͠c̸̯̄̅̔͋̄̓̓͊͋̎̓̓̓͝ȓ̷̛͎̬̪͎̰̩͊̈̔́̍̏͌̈́̌̎͐̚͝a̸̢͕̪̯͓̫͎̓̈́̆͛̒́̅͘͠c̵̹̳̭̞̞͕̺̒̽̋̓̆̇̈́͘͘͠y̵̢̹͕̼̖̟̗͚͉̻͛́̎̀̃͋̈́̈́̾̃̔͛̿͊ͅͅ ̴͉̬͙͈̮̠̝̗̺͓̥͉̈́ͅd̸̡̡̢̝̟͖̩͍̠̮͖̗͒̏͌̓́͋̌̓͜͝į̸̨̺̦͍̣̀̅̋̀̇͒͐̿̊̅̚͜ȩ̸̟̪̈́̃̽́͂͊̐̓̊̉͝s̶̹̽̎̋͆̔̆̽̈́̏̒̌̓͘͝ ̶̢̡̢͓̰̙̹̳̲̰̐̓̈͌̔̀͐̑̈́͘i̵̼͎̬͋̉̎̀̾̍̀̄̽̑͛͘͠n̸̢̥̣̝̫̬̟̯̠͔̱͈̬̔̌̃͆͒̂͑̀̎͌̓͘̕͝ͅ ̸̨̩̳̗̒͋͆͗͒̓͋̒̏ͅd̴̨͙̰̦̳̖̩͚͕̭͎̙̤̟͛͗̑́̏͒̒ą̸̪̗̠͔̘͙̦̻̺͑͌̓͆̋̾ͅŗ̶͓̥͈͇̮̖̬̯̺̖̈́̆̒̓̄̾̎̽̔͒͜ͅk̵̨͖̣̹̪̎̑́͑͝n̶̖̬̭̫͓̤͑́̾͠͝ͅȩ̶͙̙̻͖̞͓̐̊̂̇̅̉̌̾́̇̕s̴̨̛͔̯̠̳̓̔̑̑̿́͝ṡ̶̢̪̫̞̬̻͎̩̘̣̺̜̞̌͛͂
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we have to bring this back
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
we have to bring this back
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As the @51st.news's first full-time reporter, I don't actually disagree with this. We're building something new one brick at a time, but at this point it's simply not a one-for-one replacement for what's being lost at the Post. (Please read and support us, though!)
People keep saying that this is The 51st, but with respect, I don't think it is. The 51st has (admirably) positioned itself as an outlet to give voice to underserved communities. But the city needs, like, a sports page, an arts page
Spitballing/bargaining stage of grief: A “Washington Banner” outlet, spun off the successful Baltimore Banner and taking advantage of its backend, built out of laid off Washington Post Metro and Sports staffers and funded via a mixed nonprofit and subscription model…
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
As the @51st.news's first full-time reporter, I don't actually disagree with this. We're building something new one brick at a time, but at this point it's simply not a one-for-one replacement for what's being lost at the Post. (Please read and support us, though!)
On the one hand, getting laid off remotely is pretty cruel. On the other hand, why bother trudging into work if you’re just going to get canned?
New: Washington Post Executive Editor Matt Murray and HR Chief Wayne Connell tell employees to stay home for a zoom webinar ahead of “significant actions across the company.” Widely expected layoffs are scheduled to begin today.
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
On the one hand, getting laid off remotely is pretty cruel. On the other hand, why bother trudging into work if you’re just going to get canned?
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My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
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this was accomplished decades ago, typical big tech tunnel vision
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
this was accomplished decades ago, typical big tech tunnel vision
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Hobbes vs Anarchism
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Hobbes vs Anarchism
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Hobbes vs Anarchism
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The most important thing is we need somebody to convince Lauryn Hill to record one more album or just record every standard ever
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
The most important thing is we need somebody to convince Lauryn Hill to record one more album or just record every standard ever
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Kendrick has won nine and counting Grammys since Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy"
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Kendrick has won nine and counting Grammys since Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy"
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all of us are Ahabs
February 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
all of us are Ahabs
Has a Premier League team ever debuted two players at the same time who were previously with the team
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Has a Premier League team ever debuted two players at the same time who were previously with the team
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At the direction of Attorney General Pamela Bondi, Dr. Trisha Pasricha has been arrested for obstruction of justice
If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
At the direction of Attorney General Pamela Bondi, Dr. Trisha Pasricha has been arrested for obstruction of justice
ngl taking a sledgehammer to the icepacked "snow" is actually pretty fun
February 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
ngl taking a sledgehammer to the icepacked "snow" is actually pretty fun
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Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
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How is Melania the only person with a bespoke font in the Epstein Files?
oh my god
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
How is Melania the only person with a bespoke font in the Epstein Files?
I remember when Obama was forced to answer all those questions about the swift boats
The national press desperately misses having Biden around to beat up, so they are vowing to make the 2028 Dem primary all about Biden ... and having the gall to pretend that it's *voters* who want this.
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I remember when Obama was forced to answer all those questions about the swift boats
concerning
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
concerning
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Wow -- incredible!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wow -- incredible!!!