joseph reed
@josephsreed.bsky.social
Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend.
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DC via VT
he/him/his
DC via VT
I will forever remember this Super Bowl just like I remember last years win by [shrug] over [file not found error]
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I will forever remember this Super Bowl just like I remember last years win by [shrug] over [file not found error]
They should just bring Bad Bunny back out this game is washed
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
They should just bring Bad Bunny back out this game is washed
Yeah that’s the best Super Bowl halftime show of all time
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Yeah that’s the best Super Bowl halftime show of all time
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Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
Drake Maye is 13 years old
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Drake Maye is 13 years old
It’s cool that all the guys who beat up Green Day in high school got to join them on the stage
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
It’s cool that all the guys who beat up Green Day in high school got to join them on the stage
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Are there sports guys on here who adopt the annoying too-savvy doomerism of politics guys? Saying stuff like "You really think there's going to be a second half"
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Are there sports guys on here who adopt the annoying too-savvy doomerism of politics guys? Saying stuff like "You really think there's going to be a second half"
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Shoutout to the one person watching Melania during the Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Shoutout to the one person watching Melania during the Super Bowl
Tbf so was RFK Jr’s boss
McGregor was found liable for sexual assault in 2024 and the jury ordered him to pay the victim $257,000. He lost all his appeals.
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Tbf so was RFK Jr’s boss
Watching the luge youtu.be/ky63j4VUjSc?...
Winter Olympics Promo - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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February 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Watching the luge youtu.be/ky63j4VUjSc?...
It’s very distracting that the American curler has the same voice as Kaitlin Olson
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It’s very distracting that the American curler has the same voice as Kaitlin Olson
I love curling, a sport I definitely know enough about to follow
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I love curling, a sport I definitely know enough about to follow
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"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
Oh dear god it is cold outside
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Oh dear god it is cold outside
Two people at this party are discovering that emojis are presented differently on other platforms and it’s amazing
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Two people at this party are discovering that emojis are presented differently on other platforms and it’s amazing
tbf if kara swisher wanted to run my paper I would ghost too
Before The Washington Post layoffs came down, a group of wealthy D.C. locals approached CEO Will Lewis with a proposal.
@passantino.bsky.social has the details in his Saturday @status.news column: www.status.news/p/washington...
@passantino.bsky.social has the details in his Saturday @status.news column: www.status.news/p/washington...
February 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
tbf if kara swisher wanted to run my paper I would ghost too
I’m sorry former ceo of what now
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I’m sorry former ceo of what now
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Weird that NBC's Premier League crew are in SF for the Super Bowl when they could be in Italy for the Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Weird that NBC's Premier League crew are in SF for the Super Bowl when they could be in Italy for the Olympics
lol a ai ad on YouTube just crashed my Roku
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
lol a ai ad on YouTube just crashed my Roku
Demolition Man (1993) starts in 1996 with some wild dystopian sci fi shit which leads to our lead being cryogenically frozen until 2049. The 90s were wild
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Demolition Man (1993) starts in 1996 with some wild dystopian sci fi shit which leads to our lead being cryogenically frozen until 2049. The 90s were wild
It’s amazing how much the worst writers need the strongest editors
February 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
It’s amazing how much the worst writers need the strongest editors
If a "staffer" posted racism on my main account on my behalf I would just not just fire them
Asked on AF1 if he’s going to fire the staffer who allegedly posted the Obamas video, Trump says: “No, I looked at it. I saw it, and I just looked at the first part.” He says he “didn’t see” that part. Will he apologize? “No, I didn't make a mistake.”
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
If a "staffer" posted racism on my main account on my behalf I would just not just fire them
Imagine seeing a child and thinking they shouldn't have health care unless their parents can afford it
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Imagine seeing a child and thinking they shouldn't have health care unless their parents can afford it
