José Maia
@josemaia.pt
i like professional wrestling and giant robots
i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
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guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
I love crazy ideas that suck ass.
This game/film series apparently required players to download a new one minute chapter *every day for a year* and if you didn't beat the prior chapter you didn't get access to the next. They must have had five players by the end, at best.
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I love crazy ideas that suck ass.
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bright noa soul patch
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
bright noa soul patch
Been playing a bit of Avernum (the remake). Jeff (@spiderwebsoftware.bsky.social)'s games are really comfortable to play, I feel like I should be leaning back and drinking a hot chocolate while moving my dudes around mushroomy caves.
January 24, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Been playing a bit of Avernum (the remake). Jeff (@spiderwebsoftware.bsky.social)'s games are really comfortable to play, I feel like I should be leaning back and drinking a hot chocolate while moving my dudes around mushroomy caves.
they should get barack obama to call the teams about this
The NBA is ‘postponing’ to try to sidestep the issue. Acting like this is some kind of natural disaster.
Nothing is going to change tomorrow.
It’s still essential that the teams strike.
Nothing is going to change tomorrow.
It’s still essential that the teams strike.
January 24, 2026 at 8:18 PM
they should get barack obama to call the teams about this
Casting Burt's Bees on my enemies
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Casting Burt's Bees on my enemies
happy whiskey friday everyone
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 PM
happy whiskey friday everyone
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pessoas trans: sou trans
sociedade: ok
cara que só leu metro 2033, metro 2034 e metro 2035: se 1984 fosse bom eles já teriam lançado o 1985
sociedade: ok
cara que só leu metro 2033, metro 2034 e metro 2035: se 1984 fosse bom eles já teriam lançado o 1985
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
pessoas trans: sou trans
sociedade: ok
cara que só leu metro 2033, metro 2034 e metro 2035: se 1984 fosse bom eles já teriam lançado o 1985
sociedade: ok
cara que só leu metro 2033, metro 2034 e metro 2035: se 1984 fosse bom eles já teriam lançado o 1985
shout out to glenn jacobs
January 22, 2026 at 6:34 PM
shout out to glenn jacobs
made a work blog post about ingress-nginx www.josemaia.pt/F5-NGINX
there's also some family recipes there if you prefer
there's also some family recipes there if you prefer
Moving away from ingress-nginx: F5 NGINX Ingress Controller | josemaia's blog
www.josemaia.pt
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 PM
made a work blog post about ingress-nginx www.josemaia.pt/F5-NGINX
there's also some family recipes there if you prefer
there's also some family recipes there if you prefer
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Today is the 10th anniversary of this gif of me showing how to make games on TV.
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Today is the 10th anniversary of this gif of me showing how to make games on TV.
arknights endfield first impressions: the "cute anime girls who really care about you, the player" technology has evolved a ton since the first arknights
January 22, 2026 at 9:39 AM
arknights endfield first impressions: the "cute anime girls who really care about you, the player" technology has evolved a ton since the first arknights
imagine him hitting a huge cinematic low blow on roman reigns in the middle of the doubleyou doubleyou e universe of Israel for Wrestlemania Gaza 😍
NJPW star EVIL is "strongly rumored" to be joining WWE soon:
"By the way, EVIL might be on his way out of New Japan, and it is strongly rumored that he is on his way to WWE."
(Bryan Alvarez on WOL)
"By the way, EVIL might be on his way out of New Japan, and it is strongly rumored that he is on his way to WWE."
(Bryan Alvarez on WOL)
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
imagine him hitting a huge cinematic low blow on roman reigns in the middle of the doubleyou doubleyou e universe of Israel for Wrestlemania Gaza 😍
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It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri
reading about mustelids on wikipedia
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 PM
reading about mustelids on wikipedia
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I'm going to have 5,000 children and name them like I do my morrowind saves
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I'm going to have 5,000 children and name them like I do my morrowind saves
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
scully you're not gonna believe this
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exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
May 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
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"Eskimo" is a slur for the indigenous peoples of the Arctic region dispersed throughout North America, Greenland, and Siberia. The preferred term is "coolie".
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"Eskimo" is a slur for the indigenous peoples of the Arctic region dispersed throughout North America, Greenland, and Siberia. The preferred term is "coolie".
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princess of the underworld
October 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
princess of the underworld
farei tudo o que está ao meu alcance (ir lá votar na segunda volta) para termos um presidente coninhas.
vamos, AJS! #presidenteconinhas #seguro #ps
vamos, AJS! #presidenteconinhas #seguro #ps
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
farei tudo o que está ao meu alcance (ir lá votar na segunda volta) para termos um presidente coninhas.
vamos, AJS! #presidenteconinhas #seguro #ps
vamos, AJS! #presidenteconinhas #seguro #ps