Jordanis
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Jordanis
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Well, since my cat has now medically transitioned to Manx (lol) I've got some ridiculous vet bills to pay. So it's "buy a Valentine's Lovander" time! Comment here or DM me to claim yours! Questions welcome.
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Ged is home. He is soooooooo high. Lovander sales post to fund his dumb tailless ass will be up shortly.
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Laptop has elected to pack it in, it appears. Very annoying. That is almost 5 years of falling asleep with it on my lap and having it slide off onto the floor at least monthly, so I'm not sure I can fully blame it.

That definitely blows out the budget for the Lego Enterprise-D, though.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've recently heard a very compelling argument (i.e., "you can't evolve out of a clade") that, since the most basal lines in Canina are the side-striped and black-backed jackals, all other members of that subtribe are *also* jackals.
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
RIP Azure.

It was DNS.
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My ADHD is like a goldfish. Because that's how long my attention span is? No, because it expands to fill the available workspace.
July 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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happy independence day to those who celebrate, pls enjoy dumpster diving bald eagles with me
July 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Not-that-hot take: When you choose to be a billionaire (it IS a choice) you opt out of the human race. You no longer share the trials and tribulations of us mere mortals, you are no longer part of society. So "dehumanizing" billionaires is simple realism.

And eating the rich isn't cannibalism.
April 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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if flying things need a rudder to fly well does that mean winged cats would fly with their tail thrushed
March 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A recip saw is probably the most troubling power tool for a coyote to be borrowing.
March 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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YOU WILL PRY MY EM DASH FROM MY COLD DEAD—AND LIFELESS—HANDS
Just saw a post where someone said that use of em dashes (—) was a giveaway that you're using AI for writing. Uh, no. It could just mean you like to use em dashes.
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Overall I want to keep things here in my space focused on art, cats, plants, and other such benign or even uplifting things, but now and again when I find something actionable or positive related to current events, I may share.

Speaking of, www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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This image went viral-ish over on twitter this week. Of course the first time something of mine goes viral over there it's a. after I've stopped using it, and b. posted by somebody else. :D But since everybody's squeeing about the beanie especially, I'm gonna make a batch of 'em.
December 14, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Please Just Do Something
December 12, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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It was made for us.
November 22, 2024 at 2:05 PM