Jon With Tattoos
@jonwithtattoos.bsky.social
surgical tech, Maryland expat living in Missouri, Orioles fan, tattoo collector, Zitron-pilled
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Let’s not forget the Doritos Locos Taco.
Achievement Unlocked: I’ve added so much muscle to my thighs I can’t fit into my swimsuit from last summer because the legs act like a tourniquet.
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Achievement Unlocked: I’ve added so much muscle to my thighs I can’t fit into my swimsuit from last summer because the legs act like a tourniquet.
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Me: Damn, it's cold out
Jim, the guy who got to first base with a witch: You know what it reminds me of
Me (sighs): What does it remind you of, Jim
Jim, the guy who got to first base with a witch: You know what it reminds me of
Me (sighs): What does it remind you of, Jim
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me: Damn, it's cold out
Jim, the guy who got to first base with a witch: You know what it reminds me of
Me (sighs): What does it remind you of, Jim
Jim, the guy who got to first base with a witch: You know what it reminds me of
Me (sighs): What does it remind you of, Jim
This is the kind of quality managing we’ve been missing.
Craig Albernaz on #orioles offensive philosophy. “Our offensive philosophy is to touch home plate more than the other team before the 27th out.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is the kind of quality managing we’ve been missing.
Orioles already have a quality first baseman and his name is Ryan Mountcastle.
Pete Alonso is driving 90 minutes from his Tampa home to the Winter Meetings in Orlando tomorrow to meet with the Red Sox and Orioles, per Jon Heyman. It's "unclear" if he'll meet with the Mets.
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December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Orioles already have a quality first baseman and his name is Ryan Mountcastle.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
This is goddamn amazing.
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is goddamn amazing.
I’m not normally one to kink shame, but I might start…
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m not normally one to kink shame, but I might start…
Perfection. 🤌🏼
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Perfection. 🤌🏼
Boog Powell is, as the kids would say, an absolute unit.
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Boog Powell is, as the kids would say, an absolute unit.
The classic!
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The classic!
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Rich Lowry is a bigoted piece of shit whose existence makes America a worse place. He's vapid patrician gentility used to mask gutter racism. He's a Brooks Brothers pocket square used to wipe Nick Fuentes' ass.
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Rich Lowry is a bigoted piece of shit whose existence makes America a worse place. He's vapid patrician gentility used to mask gutter racism. He's a Brooks Brothers pocket square used to wipe Nick Fuentes' ass.
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i just learned that my piece, Collagen sits on a throne of lies, was picked as a notable selection in Best American Science and Nature writing 2025! my haters are blue in the face to see a humble blog receive among the highest honors a science piece can get!
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The Best American Science and Nature Writing 2025
“The best science and nature writing—which these stories represent—reminds us of the wide world and our connection to it, and the multitude of ways we make ...
www.harpercollins.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i just learned that my piece, Collagen sits on a throne of lies, was picked as a notable selection in Best American Science and Nature writing 2025! my haters are blue in the face to see a humble blog receive among the highest honors a science piece can get!
www.harpercollins.com/products/the...
www.harpercollins.com/products/the...
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Speaking as someone who was a subprime mortgage major in 2007-2008, this sounds like a good career opportunity.
#Satire
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/t...
#Satire
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/t...
College Students Flock to a New Major: A.I.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Speaking as someone who was a subprime mortgage major in 2007-2008, this sounds like a good career opportunity.
#Satire
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/t...
#Satire
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/t...
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I read a bunch of sci-fi when I was a kid but never much fantasy. It’s just wasn’t my bag. A friend has been trying to convince me to read Pratchett’s Discworld books for a few years now. I finally gave in and read The Colour of Magic last month. It was pretty good, so I went ahead and ordered these
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I read a bunch of sci-fi when I was a kid but never much fantasy. It’s just wasn’t my bag. A friend has been trying to convince me to read Pratchett’s Discworld books for a few years now. I finally gave in and read The Colour of Magic last month. It was pretty good, so I went ahead and ordered these
I read a bunch of sci-fi when I was a kid but never much fantasy. It’s just wasn’t my bag. A friend has been trying to convince me to read Pratchett’s Discworld books for a few years now. I finally gave in and read The Colour of Magic last month. It was pretty good, so I went ahead and ordered these
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I read a bunch of sci-fi when I was a kid but never much fantasy. It’s just wasn’t my bag. A friend has been trying to convince me to read Pratchett’s Discworld books for a few years now. I finally gave in and read The Colour of Magic last month. It was pretty good, so I went ahead and ordered these
Wholesome!
this guy made his son a tiny version of Engineered Garments's FA pants 😭
IG twhattcomethru
IG twhattcomethru
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Wholesome!
I updated my low effort Orioles starting pitcher search tracker (which needs a better name, frankly.
I added Max Scherzer and dropped Nestor Cortes. I swear, if Mike Elias puts that former Yankee and his fucked up delivery in Orioles orange, there’s gonna be a problem.
I added Max Scherzer and dropped Nestor Cortes. I swear, if Mike Elias puts that former Yankee and his fucked up delivery in Orioles orange, there’s gonna be a problem.
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I updated my low effort Orioles starting pitcher search tracker (which needs a better name, frankly.
I added Max Scherzer and dropped Nestor Cortes. I swear, if Mike Elias puts that former Yankee and his fucked up delivery in Orioles orange, there’s gonna be a problem.
I added Max Scherzer and dropped Nestor Cortes. I swear, if Mike Elias puts that former Yankee and his fucked up delivery in Orioles orange, there’s gonna be a problem.
Gonna go out on a limb and say snack-scented deodorant is a bad idea.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and say snack-scented deodorant is a bad idea.
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I wish all International Organizations Attempting to Arrest Pete Hegseth for Murder a very He Was Killed While Attempting Escape.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I wish all International Organizations Attempting to Arrest Pete Hegseth for Murder a very He Was Killed While Attempting Escape.
This kind of clickbaity bullshit should be punishable by death.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This kind of clickbaity bullshit should be punishable by death.
My family did Thanksgiving last weekend, so today my wife and I used our day off work to go to a midday movie, the new Benoit Blanc whodunit Wake Up Dead Man.
It’s good! A much different vibe than either of the previous ones but still really good. Looking forward to seeing it again on Netflix.
It’s good! A much different vibe than either of the previous ones but still really good. Looking forward to seeing it again on Netflix.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My family did Thanksgiving last weekend, so today my wife and I used our day off work to go to a midday movie, the new Benoit Blanc whodunit Wake Up Dead Man.
It’s good! A much different vibe than either of the previous ones but still really good. Looking forward to seeing it again on Netflix.
It’s good! A much different vibe than either of the previous ones but still really good. Looking forward to seeing it again on Netflix.
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
This is full of great advice!
i got tired of "how to read more" advice from people who are book critics and don't own tvs and live in monasteries with no wifi, so here is some advice from someone with a terminal case of internet brain www.shesabeast.co/how-to-read-...
how to read more
from someone who actually struggles
www.shesabeast.co
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is full of great advice!
I really enjoyed this panel discussion with two guys who manage to be both funny and insightful about AI, enshittification, and the impending collapse of the AI bubble.
This week’s main Better Offline episode is the audio of my panel with Cory Doctorow at the Seattle Public Library, where we talked about Enshittification and The Rot Economy. Whitney Beltràn moderated.
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Cory Doctorow and Ed Zitron on Enshittification and the Rot Economy
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · 11/12/2025 · 58m
podcasts.apple.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I really enjoyed this panel discussion with two guys who manage to be both funny and insightful about AI, enshittification, and the impending collapse of the AI bubble.
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i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead