jonathan
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They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Mostly movies, games and videos. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
Anyway time to go home and enjoy the sunsh...oh.
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Anyway time to go home and enjoy the sunsh...oh.
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Frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Frankenstein
Somehow Bond, James Bond, returned...
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Somehow Bond, James Bond, returned...
Threatening to chuck a hand grenade amongst the pigeons in work.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Threatening to chuck a hand grenade amongst the pigeons in work.
Miserable feckin' morning.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Miserable feckin' morning.
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Man, sometimes Freebird three times in a row is the only thing that will do.
Man, sometimes Freebird is the only thing that will do.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Man, sometimes Freebird three times in a row is the only thing that will do.
Man, sometimes Freebird is the only thing that will do.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Man, sometimes Freebird is the only thing that will do.
Is there nowhere showing Good Fortune in Northern Ireland?
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Is there nowhere showing Good Fortune in Northern Ireland?
"I, and state your name..."
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
"I, and state your name..."
It also has the best comment under its YouTube video.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It also has the best comment under its YouTube video.
Staring directly into my SAD lamp: Do something you glowy prick!
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Staring directly into my SAD lamp: Do something you glowy prick!
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Darwinian Christmas
November 23, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Darwinian Christmas
Wife's started watching Hallmark Christmas movies lads. Game's gone.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wife's started watching Hallmark Christmas movies lads. Game's gone.
Enjoyed Frankenstein even if it loses some impact towards the end that makes it end with a whimper.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Enjoyed Frankenstein even if it loses some impact towards the end that makes it end with a whimper.
Watching that new Frankenstein.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Watching that new Frankenstein.
Muppets; hard to draw.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Muppets; hard to draw.
Ok, so I LOVED Predator Badlands.
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ok, so I LOVED Predator Badlands.
Seated for Predator.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Seated for Predator.
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this must've been so annoying before computers
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this must've been so annoying before computers
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Homo Sapiens emerged about 300,000 years ago.
Imagine you gave an early Sapiens $9,000. And they looked at you and said “the fuck is this?”
But anyway, you piled up $9,000 Every Single Day since the first Sapiens walked the Earth.
You still wouldn’t have a trillion dollars.
Capitalism is fucked
Imagine you gave an early Sapiens $9,000. And they looked at you and said “the fuck is this?”
But anyway, you piled up $9,000 Every Single Day since the first Sapiens walked the Earth.
You still wouldn’t have a trillion dollars.
Capitalism is fucked
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Homo Sapiens emerged about 300,000 years ago.
Imagine you gave an early Sapiens $9,000. And they looked at you and said “the fuck is this?”
But anyway, you piled up $9,000 Every Single Day since the first Sapiens walked the Earth.
You still wouldn’t have a trillion dollars.
Capitalism is fucked
Imagine you gave an early Sapiens $9,000. And they looked at you and said “the fuck is this?”
But anyway, you piled up $9,000 Every Single Day since the first Sapiens walked the Earth.
You still wouldn’t have a trillion dollars.
Capitalism is fucked
Walking through the shopping centre on my way to work and they're playing Walking in the Air and all the Christmas trees are up.
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Walking through the shopping centre on my way to work and they're playing Walking in the Air and all the Christmas trees are up.