jonathan
@jonocard.bsky.social
They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Mostly movies, games and videos. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
Bought A Gentle Rain. It's nice.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Bought A Gentle Rain. It's nice.
Best not to question it. Otherwise you start thinking about how these Frankensteined toys are even still alive.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Best not to question it. Otherwise you start thinking about how these Frankensteined toys are even still alive.
Somehow Bond, James Bond, returned...
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Somehow Bond, James Bond, returned...
It also has the best comment under its YouTube video.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It also has the best comment under its YouTube video.
Wife's started watching Hallmark Christmas movies lads. Game's gone.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wife's started watching Hallmark Christmas movies lads. Game's gone.
Watching that new Frankenstein.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Watching that new Frankenstein.
Muppets; hard to draw.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Muppets; hard to draw.
Seated for Predator.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Seated for Predator.
Walking through the shopping centre on my way to work and they're playing Walking in the Air and all the Christmas trees are up.
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Walking through the shopping centre on my way to work and they're playing Walking in the Air and all the Christmas trees are up.
Walking through the shopping centre on my way to work and they're playing Walking in the Air and all the Christmas trees are up.
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Walking through the shopping centre on my way to work and they're playing Walking in the Air and all the Christmas trees are up.
Signalling the boys in the group chat to assemble for the new Predator film.
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Signalling the boys in the group chat to assemble for the new Predator film.
Games are so frickin' rad.
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Games are so frickin' rad.
Daughter brought this home from the school library, and at first glance both my wife and I thought that the pink witch had absolutely massive tits.
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Daughter brought this home from the school library, and at first glance both my wife and I thought that the pink witch had absolutely massive tits.
Was playing Phasmophobia last night. Yelped when I turned around and saw this all up in my business.
Died immediately then ghosted my way around the house to find my partner cowering in a locker, for ages.
Died immediately then ghosted my way around the house to find my partner cowering in a locker, for ages.
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Was playing Phasmophobia last night. Yelped when I turned around and saw this all up in my business.
Died immediately then ghosted my way around the house to find my partner cowering in a locker, for ages.
Died immediately then ghosted my way around the house to find my partner cowering in a locker, for ages.
Really went downhill once Tess and Claudia left.
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Really went downhill once Tess and Claudia left.
"That sounds really boring."
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"That sounds really boring."
"That sounds really boring."
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"That sounds really boring."
Longtime followers will know I've posted this a lot. But it's, er, 20 years since this photo, which means my wife and I have been together for TWO DECADES!!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Longtime followers will know I've posted this a lot. But it's, er, 20 years since this photo, which means my wife and I have been together for TWO DECADES!!!
Waiting on my wife coming back from the shops with two foam balls for the eyes.
I'm 40 years old.
I'm 40 years old.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Waiting on my wife coming back from the shops with two foam balls for the eyes.
I'm 40 years old.
I'm 40 years old.