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MotoGP, Scala, dogs.

He/Him
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You want a James Bond movie idea? Try this:
A guy wakes up in a tuxedo without knowing who or where he is. A note in his pocket directs him to go to MI6. There he's informed that he has been part of a program to train and prepare the new Agent 007, his past erased.
Call it THE BOND IDENTITY.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@stilgherrian.com

Working through “ the backlog” just finished conspiracy ep, it was wonderful and all too short - which I guess is the thing when you enjoy something.

Now David F time.

Look after yourself
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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That’s it. I’m going outside RIGHT NOW to yell at clouds
So this happened an hour ago. I don’t think I’ve seen red this deep in a long time. You could see it quite clearly with the naked eye. #aurora
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Auckland, what the fuck is up with your driving?

Mother fuckers aren’t stopping for red lights anymore
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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As we head into summer, remember to keep combustion vehicles away from dry grass as they have a tendency to do this.🔥
This happened in NZ and 28 vehicles were damaged. Hopefully combustion cars won't cause too many forest fires this season.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members.

At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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It’s whip your dicks out and nut on the floor November!
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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CW ignorance/racism

In primary we were taught Māori songs, some Māori myth Maui & bros in primmers then when we hit standard one; oh by the way the Māori ate the Mori Mori into extinction

& that was it

Not even anything about Te Tiriti o Waitangi

I'm 50, there're lots of people who believe that
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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isn’t there a historical precedent of this exact thing being futile and/or a bad idea?
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
@decryption.bsky.social waaaaaaa just read your latest blog, I was about to start man in the high tower assuming you loved it.

I’ve just finished do androids dream of electric sheep.
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Private rent in UK now swallows 44% of the average wage.

Monthly cost jumps to record £1,385 outside London, £2,736 in the capital.

Lack of social and affordable housing, no rent controls, as govts appease corporations and the rich.

Profiteering creating poverty/despair, stifling economic growth.
Private rent in Britain now swallows 44% of the average wage
Monthly cost jumps to record £1,385 outside London, and £2,736 in the capital, with hotspots showing hefty rises
www.theguardian.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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I wrote about the Noah Dettwiler-Jose Antonio Rueda crash in Moto3 at Sepang. About needing to bring back Moto3 warm, how racing is dangerous, doing everything we can to reduce risk. And how this generation of riders is different, and better, to previous generations.

motomatters.com/opinion/2025...
OPINION: Dealing with Danger, And The New, More Human Generation Of Riders | MotoMatters.com | Kropotkin Thinks
motomatters.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Finally got to try the Tesla hyper loop tunnel thing in Las Vegas and it's a bit like me in the bedroom: amusing & different but over far too quickly and of questionable length.
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Don’t laugh at this. Don’t dismiss it. They’re serious. Prepare for it. And get ready to fight against it.
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
@kiwiev.bsky.social the self driving vid is delightful.
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
@kiwiev.bsky.social watching @bobbyllew.bsky.social review of the new Leaf.

Any idea when we’ll get a Gav review?
( your review of the leaf, not Robert’s review of you )
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Folks:

There are going to be a LOT of inflatable animal costumes marching on Saturday. 🙃
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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this is hilarious
October 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Gonna time travel to 2015 and tell them the only good thing in the 2025 world is saluting frogs
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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I love this image.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Well done media, you achieved this brilliantly, your campaign to nearly completely ignore AKL’s local elections has flowed on to its inevitable outcome. Accelerating your own irrelevance simultaneously -> www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
Auckland records lowest turnout in local elections
“Vote today or let someone else choose Auckland's representatives for you,” Aucklanders are told, with local body elections entering the home straight.
www.thepost.co.nz
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM