edelgard stan 4lyfe
@joltik.bsky.social
briar/toby, they/he. joltik on ao3. multifandom, multiship, chaotic mess of interests
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oh shit it’s that time of year again
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 AM
oh shit it’s that time of year again
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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When this is all over you have to remember what they wanted to do to you, and not forgive them for it. We will be popular again and we will make it impossible for them to do this to us again
Stay strong. Live for yourself. But if not that, for revenge
Stay strong. Live for yourself. But if not that, for revenge
Look if you're trans, you have to live. Do whatever you need to do to make it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When this is all over you have to remember what they wanted to do to you, and not forgive them for it. We will be popular again and we will make it impossible for them to do this to us again
Stay strong. Live for yourself. But if not that, for revenge
Stay strong. Live for yourself. But if not that, for revenge
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GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study in MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically LONGER than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study in MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically LONGER than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
oh my god i was shuffling my playlist on my phone and the fragrance of dark coffee came on and i was about to complain about how much that song fucks vs how much i hate godot and my phone's battery, as if reading my mind, immediately died
(sorry to the godot enjoyers this is a hater zone)
(sorry to the godot enjoyers this is a hater zone)
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
oh my god i was shuffling my playlist on my phone and the fragrance of dark coffee came on and i was about to complain about how much that song fucks vs how much i hate godot and my phone's battery, as if reading my mind, immediately died
(sorry to the godot enjoyers this is a hater zone)
(sorry to the godot enjoyers this is a hater zone)
bought some cheap compression gloves and my fingers shrunk by like 33% after just a couple hours of wearing them so i guess they were. just constantly swollen, who knew?
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
bought some cheap compression gloves and my fingers shrunk by like 33% after just a couple hours of wearing them so i guess they were. just constantly swollen, who knew?
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missingno concept
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
missingno concept
my tcg pocket account is plagued by this miserable beast. it would be fine except for the fact that it’s one of the worst ex cards in the game. it’s even worse than i remembered it being, self healing tends to be a pretty weak effect in general but only 30? on a 4 energy attack??
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
my tcg pocket account is plagued by this miserable beast. it would be fine except for the fact that it’s one of the worst ex cards in the game. it’s even worse than i remembered it being, self healing tends to be a pretty weak effect in general but only 30? on a 4 energy attack??
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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i love meganium <3 🌺🦕✨
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i love meganium <3 🌺🦕✨
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I have to confess "your browser's AI can be made to steal your banking info via prompt injection because it runs with full privileges and treats all text as equally authoritative sources of instructions, including the text of pages it's summarising" is more surprising to me than it should have been.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I have to confess "your browser's AI can be made to steal your banking info via prompt injection because it runs with full privileges and treats all text as equally authoritative sources of instructions, including the text of pages it's summarising" is more surprising to me than it should have been.
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配色むずかしい！！そのうち清書したいです デカめのステッカーとかにしたら可愛いのではないかな…
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
配色むずかしい！！そのうち清書したいです デカめのステッカーとかにしたら可愛いのではないかな…
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💫 I DON’T DREAM OF WORK, I DREAM OF … (insert your fave pairing here) 💫
diecut vinyl stickers, 6 designs, choose your faves or get all 6 for a discount!
💫💫💫
choose from: yaoi, yuri, doomed yaoi/yuri, or old man yaoi, old woman yuri 💫
michiums.bigcartel.com/product/dont...
diecut vinyl stickers, 6 designs, choose your faves or get all 6 for a discount!
💫💫💫
choose from: yaoi, yuri, doomed yaoi/yuri, or old man yaoi, old woman yuri 💫
michiums.bigcartel.com/product/dont...
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
💫 I DON’T DREAM OF WORK, I DREAM OF … (insert your fave pairing here) 💫
diecut vinyl stickers, 6 designs, choose your faves or get all 6 for a discount!
💫💫💫
choose from: yaoi, yuri, doomed yaoi/yuri, or old man yaoi, old woman yuri 💫
michiums.bigcartel.com/product/dont...
diecut vinyl stickers, 6 designs, choose your faves or get all 6 for a discount!
💫💫💫
choose from: yaoi, yuri, doomed yaoi/yuri, or old man yaoi, old woman yuri 💫
michiums.bigcartel.com/product/dont...
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I could’ve sworn there was an important guy in christianity who was friends with sex workers. What was his name again? Started with a “J”.
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I could’ve sworn there was an important guy in christianity who was friends with sex workers. What was his name again? Started with a “J”.
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I wish cis people understood how it feels to see Harry Potter every-fucking-where constantly.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I wish cis people understood how it feels to see Harry Potter every-fucking-where constantly.
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
spent like half this week wondering why i’m exhausted as hell and it keeps feeling later than it is before i realized sunday was time change now i’m just waiting for shit to feel normal again
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
spent like half this week wondering why i’m exhausted as hell and it keeps feeling later than it is before i realized sunday was time change now i’m just waiting for shit to feel normal again
i hate when i am lazy and put coins in my pockets instead of properly putting them away because at the end of the day i inevitably sit down and drop all of them somewhere like a video game character taking damage
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i hate when i am lazy and put coins in my pockets instead of properly putting them away because at the end of the day i inevitably sit down and drop all of them somewhere like a video game character taking damage