Joleen Doreen
@joleendoreen.bsky.social
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Joleen Doreen
@joleendoreen.bsky.social
· Feb 28
I hope Edward Norton plays Gene Hackman in the murder mystery of Gene Hackman and then it turns out Edward Norton is the killer.
I demand a YouTube channel of all the hikers walking back to pick up their cameras.
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I demand a YouTube channel of all the hikers walking back to pick up their cameras.
AI has to tell you when it’s AI if you ask Like cops.
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
AI has to tell you when it’s AI if you ask Like cops.
I wish I could go back to when you could use the internet to solve a problem.
July 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I wish I could go back to when you could use the internet to solve a problem.
This is my fault, I’ve been watching micro apartment videos on YouTube.
June 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is my fault, I’ve been watching micro apartment videos on YouTube.
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Let’s make this house of ill repute a home of ill repute
June 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Let’s make this house of ill repute a home of ill repute
Do other languages make up names for their children too. Like add three more side slashes to a Mandarin character and it’s Chimchimerry instead of James.
June 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Do other languages make up names for their children too. Like add three more side slashes to a Mandarin character and it’s Chimchimerry instead of James.
I like to say “and this is Jackass” after a typical Good Morning.
June 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I like to say “and this is Jackass” after a typical Good Morning.
Found out they used FlavorAid not KoolAid at Jonestown, we really need to reexamine our values.
June 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Found out they used FlavorAid not KoolAid at Jonestown, we really need to reexamine our values.
I have flow charts for which height of sock speaks to the moment.
June 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I have flow charts for which height of sock speaks to the moment.
Is it too late to get adopted by two lesbians in an Oregon forest.
June 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Is it too late to get adopted by two lesbians in an Oregon forest.
Forty percent of all rock ballads prior to the 1980’s are about drowning. The other sixty pertains to automobile accidents.
June 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Forty percent of all rock ballads prior to the 1980’s are about drowning. The other sixty pertains to automobile accidents.
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Might just sit in the hotel room and eat fried chicken all day long
June 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Might just sit in the hotel room and eat fried chicken all day long
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If it were up to me, everything would somehow be worse.
June 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If it were up to me, everything would somehow be worse.
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It's a fine line between comical eccentricity and hoarding
June 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's a fine line between comical eccentricity and hoarding
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"Sold as a single earring" has completely altered my worldview.
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Sold as a single earring" has completely altered my worldview.
Why don’t I know who played Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s.
June 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Why don’t I know who played Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s.
I don’t know that Acme Looniversity was in accredited college.
June 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don’t know that Acme Looniversity was in accredited college.
Oh no! Wet again! It was just dry, I don’t understand, condensation.
May 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh no! Wet again! It was just dry, I don’t understand, condensation.
In my I don’t care-a.
May 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In my I don’t care-a.
It’s hard to tell these days if it’s just normal crying into a bowl of ramen.
May 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s hard to tell these days if it’s just normal crying into a bowl of ramen.
I’m not sure if the flickering light in the bathroom has been giving me the best advice.
May 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m not sure if the flickering light in the bathroom has been giving me the best advice.
Ronald McDonald is the American pope.
April 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ronald McDonald is the American pope.
Pretty exciting they changed the Smithsonian to a Noah’s Arc park.
April 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Pretty exciting they changed the Smithsonian to a Noah’s Arc park.
Only a few old-timey diseases away until my cover song “Shingle Ladies” becomes a chart topper.
March 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Only a few old-timey diseases away until my cover song “Shingle Ladies” becomes a chart topper.
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Them: Life goes on.
Me: I don’t wanna.
Me: I don’t wanna.
March 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Them: Life goes on.
Me: I don’t wanna.
Me: I don’t wanna.