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JoJo Smith
@jojosmithuk.bsky.social
Ex-Dexys trouser-ironer, ex-journalist, ex-stand up comedian, ex-X, currently just me. Ally.
No DMs unless I know you.
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The magic of #minoxidil #hairloss
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If I could get people to understand one thing about agoraphobia; it’s not like when Sigourney Weaver faints trying to leave the house in Copycat, I can go to work, because one thing that’s more terrifying than leaving the house is not having a house to be in.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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NO LIES TOLD....
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
How cute. Morrissey and Flavour Flavour recreating that photo behind taken 40 years ago.
"No, Flavor, I said pose with a massive *clock*."
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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🎯🎯🎯🎯
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Absolutely NO LIES TOLD....
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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The only thing funnier than Trump confusing a dementia test for an IQ test is that THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HE’S DONE THAT
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Labour, just keep sharing footage like this tagged 'This is the Britain The Tories/Farage want'.
Heroic ICE officers assault...a blind man sitting on the ground with his white cane.
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
10/10 brilliant album.
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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END ISRAEL'S OCCUPATION OF WESTMINSTER
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
That time I went to Angkor Wat and it was flooded. #cambodia2011
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Arron Banks:

- Est. net worth: £250m (in 2017)

- Complex web of offshore companies in various tax havens

- Lied to a parliamentary committee about his multiple "business" meetings with agents of Putin's mafia state

How much more normal can you get?
October 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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www.bbc.com/news/article...
The irony of this situation isn’t lost on us. Hamas can’t get to all the hostage bodies bc of the ruble. Who created the ruble? And did some of those hostages lose their lives bc of the bombing that caused the ruble?
Netanyahu 'determined' to pressure Hamas to find remaining dead hostages
The Israeli prime minister's comments come after Hamas said it could not access the bodies of 19 hostages in Gaza.
www.bbc.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez
October 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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A British academic is tracking the Dictator in the WH’s authoritarian acts since taking office in Jan.

It tracks illegalities, unconst’l acts, abuses of power - anything undermining democracy & propping up authoritarianism.

Tally is at 1466 authoritarian acts.

🆘🇺🇸

www.trumpactiontracker.info?
www.trumpactiontracker.info
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Keir Starmer says the UK stands with Israel.

I am a UK citizen, and I do not stand with Isreal, or anyone who arms it, funds it, or enables it.
October 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun.
October 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Pro-Israel Zionist demonstrator harasses and yells slurs at a small American Jewish child.
October 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white.

Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.

That’s not making America great again.
South Shore Residents Return To Ransacked Apartments After ICE Raid: 'It Looks Like Hell'
A "now renting" sign outside touts granite countertops. Inside, residents are trying to make sense of the raid that made their already neglected building even worse.
blockclubchicago.org
October 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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The secret location of the canal is under lock and quay.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it
September 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM