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Music, 'rasslin', pop culture (a)musings
Johnny Sparkles is the stage name
Jazzy Jeff is the DJ
Hard Times contributor
Wu-Tang's first affiliate of laughter👐
Music, 'rasslin', pop culture (a)musings
Johnny Sparkles is the stage name
Jazzy Jeff is the DJ
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Finally got around to watching A Complete Unknown, and I have to say, Timothée Chalamet's Steven Wright impression is spot on.
Love Hurts, but not as much as watching that first half
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Love Hurts, but not as much as watching that first half
Fight forever! 👏👏👏👏👏
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Fight forever! 👏👏👏👏👏
Monkey off of Mookie
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Monkey off of Mookie
This performance by Yesavage is beyond incredible. It's Skenesian. Skubalian. Shoheinian. And not only is he doing it on the toughest of stages (stages only Skubal and Skenes can dream of, for now), he's doing it with almost zero regular season experience. This entire team has insane perseverance!
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This performance by Yesavage is beyond incredible. It's Skenesian. Skubalian. Shoheinian. And not only is he doing it on the toughest of stages (stages only Skubal and Skenes can dream of, for now), he's doing it with almost zero regular season experience. This entire team has insane perseverance!
I keep wanting to call the Blue Jays pitcher Yeasayer. I can't be the only one.
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I keep wanting to call the Blue Jays pitcher Yeasayer. I can't be the only one.
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I watched a couple of episodes of Chad Powers while I was cooking the other day, and then Hulu switched to some other show set in the South about a family of lawyers and I didn’t realize it was different for like 20 minutes. I had just assumed Chad Powers was introducing a new storyline.
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I watched a couple of episodes of Chad Powers while I was cooking the other day, and then Hulu switched to some other show set in the South about a family of lawyers and I didn’t realize it was different for like 20 minutes. I had just assumed Chad Powers was introducing a new storyline.
If the Blue Jays hold on, this is a monumental victory no matter what happens after today. To go through the emotion of last night, and not just play tough, but pull out the win is far above any fair expectation against a team as potentially dominant as the Dodgers. A team to be truly proud of.
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If the Blue Jays hold on, this is a monumental victory no matter what happens after today. To go through the emotion of last night, and not just play tough, but pull out the win is far above any fair expectation against a team as potentially dominant as the Dodgers. A team to be truly proud of.
Chris D'Elia: "What inning...? Eww. Gross."
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Chris D'Elia: "What inning...? Eww. Gross."
This is the rare World Series game that started right before I clocked in, and might end after I clock out. I love it. Baseball rules. Fight forever.
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This is the rare World Series game that started right before I clocked in, and might end after I clock out. I love it. Baseball rules. Fight forever.
Pretty sure if the Dodgers end up going with a position player on the mound, it would be Miguel Rojas. The Blue Jays probably won't get there, but I believe Kiner-Falefa has done some pitching, as well. #mlb #dodgers #bluejays #worldseries
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Pretty sure if the Dodgers end up going with a position player on the mound, it would be Miguel Rojas. The Blue Jays probably won't get there, but I believe Kiner-Falefa has done some pitching, as well. #mlb #dodgers #bluejays #worldseries
15 innings? I haven't even been on 15 OUTINGS since the pandemic
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
15 innings? I haven't even been on 15 OUTINGS since the pandemic
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the two dumbest things that happened in this game were pitching to ohtani at all and pulling kirk
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
the two dumbest things that happened in this game were pitching to ohtani at all and pulling kirk
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the one blue jay we do NOT cheer for is nathan lukes with the blue lives matter batman tattoo
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the one blue jay we do NOT cheer for is nathan lukes with the blue lives matter batman tattoo
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I think it’s so cute when a game goes to extra innings and the announcers get to do their little “Free baseball!” dad joke.
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I think it’s so cute when a game goes to extra innings and the announcers get to do their little “Free baseball!” dad joke.
Fat Kershaw = Clayton Coleslaw
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Fat Kershaw = Clayton Coleslaw
I loooove the NBA, but I'll never be able to wrap my head around sports fans watching opening week NBA games, at the same time World Series games are being played.
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I loooove the NBA, but I'll never be able to wrap my head around sports fans watching opening week NBA games, at the same time World Series games are being played.
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We joked about an All Girl Hawaii Ska Band (Original joke was Punk Band) based off that SNAFU of a post (see above). With the assist of AI (Vocals and Instruments) and a weekend of writing (Me), I was able to make it a reality. So, for your consideration... The HepaTitas performing "Tita Bun"
Tita Bun
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October 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We joked about an All Girl Hawaii Ska Band (Original joke was Punk Band) based off that SNAFU of a post (see above). With the assist of AI (Vocals and Instruments) and a weekend of writing (Me), I was able to make it a reality. So, for your consideration... The HepaTitas performing "Tita Bun"
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All the episodes of Jonah Ray 's Hidden America are up on YouTube and are a fun watch. Here's my dialog free part of "Server" that I still got in the credits for.
Fun seeing Kevin Meaney (RIP) and Captain Mustache working at Leone's
Fun seeing Kevin Meaney (RIP) and Captain Mustache working at Leone's
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
All the episodes of Jonah Ray 's Hidden America are up on YouTube and are a fun watch. Here's my dialog free part of "Server" that I still got in the credits for.
Fun seeing Kevin Meaney (RIP) and Captain Mustache working at Leone's
Fun seeing Kevin Meaney (RIP) and Captain Mustache working at Leone's
I was eating some shrimp chips and I could tell they were made using real shrimp because each chip had a digestive tract
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I was eating some shrimp chips and I could tell they were made using real shrimp because each chip had a digestive tract
Skinny Charles Barkley is distracting in a good way. You can see it so much in his face. He looks 15 years younger.
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Skinny Charles Barkley is distracting in a good way. You can see it so much in his face. He looks 15 years younger.
The worst thing about rap metal is it manages to make two solid genres of music sound like shit.
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The worst thing about rap metal is it manages to make two solid genres of music sound like shit.
Unsolicited DWYCK pic
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Unsolicited DWYCK pic
My AI gf says it's "cheating" when I smoke an eCig after we "do the deed." Sometimes I swear she's soulless.
October 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My AI gf says it's "cheating" when I smoke an eCig after we "do the deed." Sometimes I swear she's soulless.
Enter Taxman
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Enter Taxman