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Music, 'rasslin', pop culture (a)musings
Johnny Sparkles is the stage name
Jazzy Jeff is the DJ
A vampire that’s not Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Unsolicited DWYCK pic
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
dress for the job you want
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, just like the time...
September 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
August 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
TONIGHT I FEEL LIKE MORE
August 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Why I believe nothing like the TV show Severance will ever happen in real life
August 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Here we see the soda jerk reach under the counter for a pistol, as he contemplates if anyone is lonelier than him, because he only has one bullet
August 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Another fun one from yesterday's rejected headline file
July 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This submission got a lot of traction but was ultimately rejected
July 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Vince McMahon Amassing Impressive Roster For New Wrestling Promotion Starting as Soon as He Arrives in Hell
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Dave Parker was one of the pimpest to ever do it (play sports) Rest in Power! (to all fields) #pirates #reds #mlb
June 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
In-N-Out Burger offers an "animal style", but they don't specify what animal
June 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The Shining is a comedy
June 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Bass Player Can't Name 3 Songs He's Played Well On
June 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Fresh off the rejected files
June 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
A brief version of one of my many encounters with Rob Van Dam at Panera Bread, and All Petite Wrestling.
June 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
June 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Top 10 Monster Flavors That Make Me Momentarily Forget All the Times My Dad Called Me a Pussy For Not Doing Lines With Him
#rejectedheadlines
June 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
From a few days ago, but this is definitely one of my best #mlb immaculate grids in a long time. Especially because I always forget to play

#paulassenmacher #atl
#notgiancarlo #nyy
#enoughaldrete #sf
#EDtheGOAT #reds
#Iamold
June 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Now he's just standing there all normal looking. I wonder if someone at the event gave him a talking to. I love it when low stakes sporting events conduct themselves as if they're doing something VERY IMPORTANT
June 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ravens are winning it all this year
June 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Cornhole tinfoil hat guy is now wearing three pairs of sunglasses, I REPEAT, he is wearing three pairs of sunglasses
June 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
There's a guy on ESPNEWS watching a cornhole tournament, and he appears to be wearing a tinfoil hat. @cjzero.bsky.social can't catch everything
June 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Gritty gets it
June 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM