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@johnnysparkles.bsky.social
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Wu-Tang's first affiliate of laughter👐
Music, 'rasslin', pop culture (a)musings
Johnny Sparkles is the stage name
Jazzy Jeff is the DJ
Hard Times contributor
Wu-Tang's first affiliate of laughter👐
Music, 'rasslin', pop culture (a)musings
Johnny Sparkles is the stage name
Jazzy Jeff is the DJ
A vampire that’s not Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A vampire that’s not Dracula
Unsolicited DWYCK pic
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Unsolicited DWYCK pic
dress for the job you want
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
dress for the job you want
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, just like the time...
September 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, just like the time...
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
August 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
TONIGHT I FEEL LIKE MORE
August 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
TONIGHT I FEEL LIKE MORE
Why I believe nothing like the TV show Severance will ever happen in real life
August 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Why I believe nothing like the TV show Severance will ever happen in real life
Here we see the soda jerk reach under the counter for a pistol, as he contemplates if anyone is lonelier than him, because he only has one bullet
August 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Here we see the soda jerk reach under the counter for a pistol, as he contemplates if anyone is lonelier than him, because he only has one bullet
Another fun one from yesterday's rejected headline file
July 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Another fun one from yesterday's rejected headline file
This submission got a lot of traction but was ultimately rejected
July 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This submission got a lot of traction but was ultimately rejected
Vince McMahon Amassing Impressive Roster For New Wrestling Promotion Starting as Soon as He Arrives in Hell
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Vince McMahon Amassing Impressive Roster For New Wrestling Promotion Starting as Soon as He Arrives in Hell
In-N-Out Burger offers an "animal style", but they don't specify what animal
June 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In-N-Out Burger offers an "animal style", but they don't specify what animal
The Shining is a comedy
June 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The Shining is a comedy
Bass Player Can't Name 3 Songs He's Played Well On
June 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Bass Player Can't Name 3 Songs He's Played Well On
Fresh off the rejected files
June 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Fresh off the rejected files
A brief version of one of my many encounters with Rob Van Dam at Panera Bread, and All Petite Wrestling.
June 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A brief version of one of my many encounters with Rob Van Dam at Panera Bread, and All Petite Wrestling.
Top 10 Monster Flavors That Make Me Momentarily Forget All the Times My Dad Called Me a Pussy For Not Doing Lines With Him
#rejectedheadlines
#rejectedheadlines
June 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Top 10 Monster Flavors That Make Me Momentarily Forget All the Times My Dad Called Me a Pussy For Not Doing Lines With Him
#rejectedheadlines
#rejectedheadlines
From a few days ago, but this is definitely one of my best #mlb immaculate grids in a long time. Especially because I always forget to play
#paulassenmacher #atl
#notgiancarlo #nyy
#enoughaldrete #sf
#EDtheGOAT #reds
#Iamold
#paulassenmacher #atl
#notgiancarlo #nyy
#enoughaldrete #sf
#EDtheGOAT #reds
#Iamold
June 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
From a few days ago, but this is definitely one of my best #mlb immaculate grids in a long time. Especially because I always forget to play
#paulassenmacher #atl
#notgiancarlo #nyy
#enoughaldrete #sf
#EDtheGOAT #reds
#Iamold
#paulassenmacher #atl
#notgiancarlo #nyy
#enoughaldrete #sf
#EDtheGOAT #reds
#Iamold
Now he's just standing there all normal looking. I wonder if someone at the event gave him a talking to. I love it when low stakes sporting events conduct themselves as if they're doing something VERY IMPORTANT
June 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Now he's just standing there all normal looking. I wonder if someone at the event gave him a talking to. I love it when low stakes sporting events conduct themselves as if they're doing something VERY IMPORTANT
Ravens are winning it all this year
June 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ravens are winning it all this year
Cornhole tinfoil hat guy is now wearing three pairs of sunglasses, I REPEAT, he is wearing three pairs of sunglasses
June 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Cornhole tinfoil hat guy is now wearing three pairs of sunglasses, I REPEAT, he is wearing three pairs of sunglasses
There's a guy on ESPNEWS watching a cornhole tournament, and he appears to be wearing a tinfoil hat. @cjzero.bsky.social can't catch everything
June 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There's a guy on ESPNEWS watching a cornhole tournament, and he appears to be wearing a tinfoil hat. @cjzero.bsky.social can't catch everything
Gritty gets it
June 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Gritty gets it