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Rejected headline of the week:
“Area Woman Organizes Protest Against Her Closet After It ‘Swallowed Her Favorite Pants Again.’”

Our legal team asked us to sit this one out.

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New Rule: Bill Maher Should Be Kept in a Dungeon in the Mountains of West Virginia Where He's Only Fed Scraps of Varmint Innards Until He Knocks the Bullshit Off #rejectedheadlines #satire #andykindler