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Johnny Kupo
@johnnykupo.bsky.social
Paradoxically distrustful of the interwebs for a former (PSX) video game nerd.

Australian humanist, Dad, healthcare professional, marathon runner, neophyte pianist and longtime fantasy football commissioner.

Be curious, not judgemental.
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look to my coming at first light of the fifth day. at dawn, look to the east
October 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
August 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
May 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Bravo to this WWII veteran. He seemed very excited about smashing Fascism.

10/10, no notes.
May 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Ngl “I can’t be racist, some of my best friends were slaves” is a good bit.
March 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Tesla is “Elon’s baby”, eh? Another baby he wasn’t present at the birth of?
March 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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More should speak out like this!!
February 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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AS PROMISED:
February 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
How it started vs. how it’s going.
February 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No headwind today. I took 24 seconds off my PB for the first time in over two years. Next goal is the 20-minute barrier!

#ParkRun
#RunSky
Putting some consistent #ParkRun ‘s together with 3 of my top-5 times coming in the last month.

Today was my highest ave. cadence ever in a 5km; by a whopping 4 SPM. Why didn’t 84-or-so extra strides secure me my first PB in two years, you might ask?

The ~50kmh headwind 😞 .

But I’m so close. 👊
January 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Putting some consistent #ParkRun ‘s together with 3 of my top-5 times coming in the last month.

Today was my highest ave. cadence ever in a 5km; by a whopping 4 SPM. Why didn’t 84-or-so extra strides secure me my first PB in two years, you might ask?

The ~50kmh headwind 😞 .

But I’m so close. 👊
January 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists
January 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Yes. Many smaller accounts have things to say but want to grow organically. Boost lists remind me of middle school cliques. And some smaller accounts have some very valid points & worthwhile commentary.
January 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
January 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
To anyone asking, I needed to stop to take a photo from my run last evening, but deep down I enjoyed the chance to catch my breath. Apologies for my shadow being in-frame, very amateurish of me!

#RunSky
January 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs among MAGA voters.
December 26, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I refuse to go in starter packs, so those who already follow me can rest assured, my posts can’t be bought by Big Skeet.
December 24, 2024 at 8:40 PM
00:19 slower with a 21:16 this week, but had a strong headwind, and some very heavy legs after a 12km track session (in nearly 30 degree heat) Thurs night. Wilted in the last km.

Overall quite happy with my #ParkRun time and kept up the higher cadence which I hope to be my new baseline.

#RunSky
December 21, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Almost exactly one minute faster this week, my second fastest #ParkRun ever and my highest average cadence of 159 (I’m quite tall) so I feel like I’m on the right track. Finished off fast (for me) too, which was encouraging.

#RunSky
December 14, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Someone willing to invest $1Bn in nationwide US abortion clinics, has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
December 12, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Another 15s slower this week. But conditions were very humid, and a much better runner I know, who beat me by 01:35 last week, only beat me by 6 seconds today.

It’s my 3rd week in a row of running more than 50km per week, so I’ve got to remain patient that improvement will come.

#RunSky #ParkRun
December 6, 2024 at 11:56 PM