Johnny Cleancheeks
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Making sure everyone is washing their hands
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About 30-40 folks in front of the J.J. Pickle Federal Building (which houses an ICE processing center) in Austin on a third night of protest in solidarity with Minneapolis and Portland. State troopers and APD have formed a police line in front of the building. 🧵
#ICEOutForGood
#ICEOutForGood
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
About 30-40 folks in front of the J.J. Pickle Federal Building (which houses an ICE processing center) in Austin on a third night of protest in solidarity with Minneapolis and Portland. State troopers and APD have formed a police line in front of the building. 🧵
#ICEOutForGood
#ICEOutForGood
One time my cousin got spirited away
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
One time my cousin got spirited away
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Nobody got punished for Iraq and now we see the result. It can’t happen again. Any person in Congress, Government or society who has laid the groundwork for this with their imperialist coup-mongering and warmongering cannot hold office in the future. This includes a lot of Democrats
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Nobody got punished for Iraq and now we see the result. It can’t happen again. Any person in Congress, Government or society who has laid the groundwork for this with their imperialist coup-mongering and warmongering cannot hold office in the future. This includes a lot of Democrats
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I hadn’t experienced it yet because I tend to stay out of internet debates these days, but even the mildest criticism of elected Democrats will invite a flood of people who are trapped in 2016 for the rest of their lives to call you racist and uninformed
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I hadn’t experienced it yet because I tend to stay out of internet debates these days, but even the mildest criticism of elected Democrats will invite a flood of people who are trapped in 2016 for the rest of their lives to call you racist and uninformed
I’m all for blocking people you don’t want to interact with. I have no issue with people blocking others the second they get irritated or get bad vibes or whatever. By all means, block away
But blocking them and then keeping the interaction going through screenshots is the utmost cowardly behavior
But blocking them and then keeping the interaction going through screenshots is the utmost cowardly behavior
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m all for blocking people you don’t want to interact with. I have no issue with people blocking others the second they get irritated or get bad vibes or whatever. By all means, block away
But blocking them and then keeping the interaction going through screenshots is the utmost cowardly behavior
But blocking them and then keeping the interaction going through screenshots is the utmost cowardly behavior
Anyway the Spurs beat OKC. Major vibe shift is happening
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Anyway the Spurs beat OKC. Major vibe shift is happening
It’s so funny that for a large portion of this site the greatest sin you can do is to tell a political party that keeps losing to be better at their jobs
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It’s so funny that for a large portion of this site the greatest sin you can do is to tell a political party that keeps losing to be better at their jobs
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Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days
Lucy said she wouldn’t pull the ball away. And even though she did, that was a part of my larger strategy. Now everyone can see her true colors!
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Lucy said she wouldn’t pull the ball away. And even though she did, that was a part of my larger strategy. Now everyone can see her true colors!
My mistake for engaging with this guy. I had no idea how insufferable he truly is
Tears streaming down my face as I watch "Leverage" lifted into the rafters to hang next to "Codify," "Neoliberal," "Emotional Labor" etc
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My mistake for engaging with this guy. I had no idea how insufferable he truly is
That’s strange because for the past few hours I’ve been getting yelled at by Democrats about how masterful their party is at Politics
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
And here are the 47 Dems who voted present.
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That’s strange because for the past few hours I’ve been getting yelled at by Democrats about how masterful their party is at Politics
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
Libs on this site taking a victory lap for some reason
![Tweet that says: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dxi3p2dk3fzrlaw2gtyy7rbc/bafkreigrun3q3e2tmw5xedyhhfz55mtmzkza3fsclhgtl5jobftqibafsi@jpeg)
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Libs on this site taking a victory lap for some reason
🎵 Each one of your holes is filthy,
you’ve got a stinky little slit,
Mr. GriiiINCH! 🎶
you’ve got a stinky little slit,
Mr. GriiiINCH! 🎶
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
🎵 Each one of your holes is filthy,
you’ve got a stinky little slit,
Mr. GriiiINCH! 🎶
you’ve got a stinky little slit,
Mr. GriiiINCH! 🎶
The argument here is “because Republicans always hold the line, Democrats shouldn’t even attempt to”
I wonder why the party that embodies this sentiment is insanely unpopular!
I wonder why the party that embodies this sentiment is insanely unpopular!
"The Dems should have held out longer on providing food assistance to the needy, and continue to immiserate millions of federal workers to force the GOP to vote on something they were never, ever going to agree to vote on" listen to yourself
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The argument here is “because Republicans always hold the line, Democrats shouldn’t even attempt to”
I wonder why the party that embodies this sentiment is insanely unpopular!
I wonder why the party that embodies this sentiment is insanely unpopular!
It’s so funny to be a diehard Dem and act like things are working out
"The Dems should have held out longer on providing food assistance to the needy, and continue to immiserate millions of federal workers to force the GOP to vote on something they were never, ever going to agree to vote on" listen to yourself
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s so funny to be a diehard Dem and act like things are working out
Where has your loyalty to this party gotten you or the party or the country?
Have some self respect
Have some self respect
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Where has your loyalty to this party gotten you or the party or the country?
Have some self respect
Have some self respect
The “compromise” is people not being able to afford health insurance
The "leverage" was starving people
I guess we just have to do whatever Republicans want forever because exercising any amount of leverage might lead to bad things happening during this administration’s tenure
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The “compromise” is people not being able to afford health insurance
I guess we just have to do whatever Republicans want forever because exercising any amount of leverage might lead to bad things happening during this administration’s tenure
Yes, a much better outcome would have been to keep the government shut down indefinitely while planes fell out of the sky and the economy began to crash, that certainly is a simply scenario that it would be easy to manage
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I guess we just have to do whatever Republicans want forever because exercising any amount of leverage might lead to bad things happening during this administration’s tenure
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
Every time Wemby does something amazing on the basketball court someone online says “well what do you expect he’s 8 feet tall” and expose themselves as one of the dumbest people alive
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every time Wemby does something amazing on the basketball court someone online says “well what do you expect he’s 8 feet tall” and expose themselves as one of the dumbest people alive
I hate Draymond Green
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I hate Draymond Green
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