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JohnnyCanuck
@johnnycanuck.bsky.social
I was born. Someday, I may die.
Until then I'm just some guy in Ottawa.

He/him/his

Signal: https://signal.me/#eu/FzmYaHTmoPOhYx818Ug_qJP8SBItHWmMTyFUegOG3LHjxqNrsu5EybSNjC8O17Ys
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Hi new followers. I'm some guy from Ottawa who likes hockey, F&SF, podcasts, unions, TTRPGs, not living under authoritarian or fascist governments, videogames, his family, movies, having his friends feel like they can thrive as their own selves, and comic books.

Please order that list as you like.
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nothing but QUALITY posts here from me some might even say LITERATURE. I wouldn’t but you know it could happen…on like an alternate reality…where I am the only literate person…so… **sees logic flaw in statement**. **pulls trapdoor lever**
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Me in the Talamasca devoting all our resources to surveiling Reba McEntire, “Guys trust me her agelessness can only mean one thing! What? Oh shut up Terrence no one liked your jello loaf you brought to the monthly potluck”
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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It’s not that the world strictly needs a Transformers/MOTU crossover cartoon. I just think bouncing Netflix She-Ra off of G1 Rodimus would be very funny
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Flail snail: the sequel
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Here's another artefact inspired piece, a cover for PREQUEL, a ttrpg of heroic sacrifice & legacy by @glyphtide.games (available now!)

Fun challenge to figure out how to give a subtle woven tapestry effect for this cover inspired by massive ornate medieval tapestries and banners.

#art
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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60th Anniversary of the debut of Gamera! Here's a scientifically accurate, educational diagram I did for the US disc releases.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Vasily Leonidovich Khudyakov (Russian Artist, born 1983)
“The sun is setting” 2022
Oil on canvas, 60 x 40 cm
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!

it’s “gniega”
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm in awe
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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"Is L Frank Baum's The Wizard of Oz weird fiction?"

*The entire forum crashes. All replies are locked. A moderator is sent to prison for war crimes.*
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I heard about it this afternoon but when they said Steve Coogan was there too I was bout ready to head over there.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Michael Cera and Pamela Anderson shooting a movie in carleton place fills me with .... less shame?
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Mambo #6,789,441... a little bit of the Monica Hivemind Hegemony has been dispatched to the outer belt worlds, hoping to assuage fears of continued political fracturing between Saturnine Faction forces and the greater Begaverse...
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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When I was in high school we were discussing how much better 2% choco milk is compared to 1%, and my friend said that if I ever tried 4%, it'd change my life. Well, now I'm in my 40s and I finally saw 3.8% chocolate milk for sale at a local country market and I gotta say... she was RIGHT. It's good
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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the worst star wars movie is easily "air force one." I'm supposed to believe han solo is the president of the united states? on earth? fuck out of here with that bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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All I know about Canadian measures and standards is that they probably had the right idea when they held onto the Robertson screw head when almost everybody else went with Phillips.

(Yes, of course, JIS and Torx screwdrivers are super-cool but but that's a whole other issue.)
Finland uses “Russia-gauge” rails. They are going to move to European compatible rail gauge for their own resilience.

This is what we should be thinking about for moving to open social away from American platforms: it should come with significant spending commitments & is absolutely necessary.
Finland announces migration of its rail network to international gauge
The Finnish government announces the migration of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to international gauge (1,435 mm) from 2032. The change aims to improve military mobility and regional ...
www.trenvista.net
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Marvel Team-up
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Small and smaller. Tiny snail hitching a ride from a bigger slug.
#blueskyartshow #small #photography #snails #Fibonaccisequence #animals #wildlife
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM