JohnnyCanuck
@johnnycanuck.bsky.social
I was born. Someday, I may die.
Until then I'm just some guy in Ottawa.
He/him/his
Signal: https://signal.me/#eu/FzmYaHTmoPOhYx818Ug_qJP8SBItHWmMTyFUegOG3LHjxqNrsu5EybSNjC8O17Ys
Until then I'm just some guy in Ottawa.
He/him/his
Signal: https://signal.me/#eu/FzmYaHTmoPOhYx818Ug_qJP8SBItHWmMTyFUegOG3LHjxqNrsu5EybSNjC8O17Ys
!["The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore [Gail]. They think [she's] a righteous dude." Grace Wheelberg, mostly. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. 1986.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:le7blinvuonkf2ztd57u4elz/bafkreiasn4nor5vctplyn2aszcg2rgybxfvbglwoiydxe4vhe35vdg4xfq@jpeg)
This was a very cute book and my kids love it but I have to stop for a second every time we get to this page.
"noses". Right.
"noses". Right.
September 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This was a very cute book and my kids love it but I have to stop for a second every time we get to this page.
"noses". Right.
"noses". Right.
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet(s).
Suki at rest.
Suki at rest.
August 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet(s).
Suki at rest.
Suki at rest.
_Felis Cattus Chonkus Malonkus_
August 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
_Felis Cattus Chonkus Malonkus_
Poor Suki here is going to need dental work, one of her canines broke off right at the gum line.
(Worst of all, to her:
She's a cat and they call it a *canine* tooth. How gauche.)
(Worst of all, to her:
She's a cat and they call it a *canine* tooth. How gauche.)
July 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Poor Suki here is going to need dental work, one of her canines broke off right at the gum line.
(Worst of all, to her:
She's a cat and they call it a *canine* tooth. How gauche.)
(Worst of all, to her:
She's a cat and they call it a *canine* tooth. How gauche.)
Thank you @remusclaw.bsky.social for this treasure
June 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Thank you @remusclaw.bsky.social for this treasure
"Let me tell you about the time I almost died."
June 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"Let me tell you about the time I almost died."
I tried real had but there's no blue out in the stores near me yet. I'll try again soon!
April 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I tried real had but there's no blue out in the stores near me yet. I'll try again soon!
Bright Heart Raccoon!
April 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Bright Heart Raccoon!
I remember this from the very late 90s...
March 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I remember this from the very late 90s...
played some real life minecraft last night trying to find my way down to our furnace and hot water exhausts
they were fine, but now I have several confused cave spiders and slimes wandering around my deck
they were fine, but now I have several confused cave spiders and slimes wandering around my deck
February 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
played some real life minecraft last night trying to find my way down to our furnace and hot water exhausts
they were fine, but now I have several confused cave spiders and slimes wandering around my deck
they were fine, but now I have several confused cave spiders and slimes wandering around my deck
Hey @jordanshiveley.bsky.social, it came!
I could tell it was imminent because of the dark nothing that crawled up from between my floorboards last night to mutter incomprehensibly in my ear with a mouth so wide and full of teeth like needles reflecting torchlight.
So, like, excellent marketing!
I could tell it was imminent because of the dark nothing that crawled up from between my floorboards last night to mutter incomprehensibly in my ear with a mouth so wide and full of teeth like needles reflecting torchlight.
So, like, excellent marketing!
January 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hey @jordanshiveley.bsky.social, it came!
I could tell it was imminent because of the dark nothing that crawled up from between my floorboards last night to mutter incomprehensibly in my ear with a mouth so wide and full of teeth like needles reflecting torchlight.
So, like, excellent marketing!
I could tell it was imminent because of the dark nothing that crawled up from between my floorboards last night to mutter incomprehensibly in my ear with a mouth so wide and full of teeth like needles reflecting torchlight.
So, like, excellent marketing!
Shit, who was first? Discount goon or Poopy Palpy?
Anyway awful-wise, it's this:
Anyway awful-wise, it's this:
January 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Shit, who was first? Discount goon or Poopy Palpy?
Anyway awful-wise, it's this:
Anyway awful-wise, it's this:
For my office Secret Santa this year, my gifter noticed that I repost a lot of @smolrobots.bsky.social work (because of how much their art project resonates with me). He went through my recent reposts and started building this in 3D Builder:
December 26, 2024 at 3:50 PM
For my office Secret Santa this year, my gifter noticed that I repost a lot of @smolrobots.bsky.social work (because of how much their art project resonates with me). He went through my recent reposts and started building this in 3D Builder:
Hippo, I have just been informed that Bathroom Guy bought a Cybertruck
December 7, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Hippo, I have just been informed that Bathroom Guy bought a Cybertruck
Works with other prefixes, too!
December 1, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Works with other prefixes, too!
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars nor Star Trek:
November 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars nor Star Trek:
What's your best guess?
A) Cursèd
B) Porn
C) Cursèd Porn
A) Cursèd
B) Porn
C) Cursèd Porn
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
What's your best guess?
A) Cursèd
B) Porn
C) Cursèd Porn
A) Cursèd
B) Porn
C) Cursèd Porn
Just wanted to mention, I've been reading and really enjoying "LAWFUL" by @gregpak.bsky.social and Diego Galindo, and it's absolutely amazing.
It's a @boom-studios.com book, and issue 5 is coming out next week, I think. The writing and the art compliment each other perfectly.
It's a @boom-studios.com book, and issue 5 is coming out next week, I think. The writing and the art compliment each other perfectly.
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Just wanted to mention, I've been reading and really enjoying "LAWFUL" by @gregpak.bsky.social and Diego Galindo, and it's absolutely amazing.
It's a @boom-studios.com book, and issue 5 is coming out next week, I think. The writing and the art compliment each other perfectly.
It's a @boom-studios.com book, and issue 5 is coming out next week, I think. The writing and the art compliment each other perfectly.
