johnny5ive
@johnny5ive.bsky.social
"But what I can’t stand are hollow people... Narrow minds devoid of imagination. Intolerance, theories cut off from reality, empty terminology, usurped ideals, inflexible systems. Those are the things that really frighten me."
I was just telling the wife that fascism is like affirmative action for mediocre losers
Someday I hope to become rich enough so that I can buy a social media outlet to serve as a constant source of sycophants willing to feed my epic case of Dunning-Kruger with a nonstop barrage of confirmation bias bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I was just telling the wife that fascism is like affirmative action for mediocre losers
I will always fondly remember carefree summer days playing in the un-named drainage canal across the street
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I will always fondly remember carefree summer days playing in the un-named drainage canal across the street
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
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This is always the headline and then Republicans introduce bills to ban things like having premarital sex.
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
This is always the headline and then Republicans introduce bills to ban things like having premarital sex.
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
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We are surrounded by liberals who truly believe fascist narratives about their weakness and unpopularity.
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
We are surrounded by liberals who truly believe fascist narratives about their weakness and unpopularity.
Sprained wrists and broken ankles are going to attrition these fat southern fucks down real quick
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Sprained wrists and broken ankles are going to attrition these fat southern fucks down real quick
Listened to you on MPR the other day, you were fantastic. Started your book last night bookshop.org/p/books/agai... and have been glued to it. Looking forward to watching the doc.
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Listened to you on MPR the other day, you were fantastic. Started your book last night bookshop.org/p/books/agai... and have been glued to it. Looking forward to watching the doc.
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Link to this morning’s interview on @mprnews.org: www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
Fatal ICE operation shooting in Minneapolis: What we know and the legal questions ahead
On Wednesday morning, a woman was shot and killed in south Minneapolis during an ICE operation. MPR News guest host Catharine Richert talks with her guests about what happened and the legal questions ...
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Link to this morning’s interview on @mprnews.org: www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
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WATCH: Trump’s goons kick over a Renee Good memorial😳
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
WATCH: Trump’s goons kick over a Renee Good memorial😳
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
“Really, you f*ckin’ punk? That’s why we’re here… Renee Good is a mother.”
(H/T @covie93.bsky.social )
The wife doesn't like Shitkid. I just want to put that on the record for any future court proceeding.
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Oh Me I'm Never
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December 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The wife doesn't like Shitkid. I just want to put that on the record for any future court proceeding.
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Unrelated to anything but I really just want to be ultra liberal but without any of the usual dipshits that come with being any kind of "ultra"
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Unrelated to anything but I really just want to be ultra liberal but without any of the usual dipshits that come with being any kind of "ultra"
Me coming down off acid
Everybody so fine in person. Everybody. You shoulda seent everybody. They was beautiful.
December 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Me coming down off acid
Tornado potato is legit!
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Tornado potato is legit!
I need someone to print this out, roll it up, and smack @robsandia.bsky.social with it
Here is my argument that the pundits are wrong. You absolutely can run a socialist in middle America and win. www.patreon.com/posts/143343...
You can run a Mamdani in Iowa and win | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz
Get more from Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz on Patreon
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November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I need someone to print this out, roll it up, and smack @robsandia.bsky.social with it
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Toni Morrison on fascism, turning "people into taxpayers":
June 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Toni Morrison on fascism, turning "people into taxpayers":
By the time I wake the kid up for school I've smoked, drank my coffee, and am jamming ska. I'm sure my energy is fucking obnoxious.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
By the time I wake the kid up for school I've smoked, drank my coffee, and am jamming ska. I'm sure my energy is fucking obnoxious.
If you don't realize you're also a fucking dumbass then you're not that smart
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you don't realize you're also a fucking dumbass then you're not that smart
I hope @valeriejune.bsky.social is having a good day
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I hope @valeriejune.bsky.social is having a good day
I wasn't intending to do anything but shitscroll but came across this magazine.trollbreath.com/la-foret-de-... by @aimeeogdenwrites.com and couldn't not finish it. This story lives in my head now. @trollbreathmag.bsky.social
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November 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I wasn't intending to do anything but shitscroll but came across this magazine.trollbreath.com/la-foret-de-... by @aimeeogdenwrites.com and couldn't not finish it. This story lives in my head now. @trollbreathmag.bsky.social
I really need to stop so much shitscrolling and get to some serious shitposting. I miss young me who thought all his musings were must-shares.
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I really need to stop so much shitscrolling and get to some serious shitposting. I miss young me who thought all his musings were must-shares.