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When ‘it’ happens I’m going to text everyone I know the YouTube link to “No One Mourns the Wicked,” order $50 worth of pizza and drink myself into oblivion while laughing and crying hysterically.
What’s your plan? It’s important to prepare ahead of time!
What’s your plan? It’s important to prepare ahead of time!
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
When ‘it’ happens I’m going to text everyone I know the YouTube link to “No One Mourns the Wicked,” order $50 worth of pizza and drink myself into oblivion while laughing and crying hysterically.
What’s your plan? It’s important to prepare ahead of time!
What’s your plan? It’s important to prepare ahead of time!
Just ran into Pete Hegseth at Dulles. He was reflective and apologized to me personally for all the toxicity and chaos he’s caused, and admitted that he’s just acting out the yawning chasm of fear at the center of his soul along with a dollop of penile insecurity. Really sweet guy actually.
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Just ran into Pete Hegseth at Dulles. He was reflective and apologized to me personally for all the toxicity and chaos he’s caused, and admitted that he’s just acting out the yawning chasm of fear at the center of his soul along with a dollop of penile insecurity. Really sweet guy actually.
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, the beginning of Kwanzaa.
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, the beginning of Kwanzaa.
Even if AI was useful (it mostly isn’t) I would most definitely not use it simply because Pete Hegseth told me to.
jesus christ
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Even if AI was useful (it mostly isn’t) I would most definitely not use it simply because Pete Hegseth told me to.
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A FIFA prize? Yawn. Wake me up when there's a Madden 97 prize.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A FIFA prize? Yawn. Wake me up when there's a Madden 97 prize.
Totally. Where is this unlimited welfare and how do I get the government to give it me? 😂
Imagine thinking that people come to America to "access unlimited welfare for life"
Stephen Miller thinks it’s terrible that I can vote
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Totally. Where is this unlimited welfare and how do I get the government to give it me? 😂
Say what you will about the guy but in his death throes he’s doing the things that Americans really want and are going to make their lives better.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Say what you will about the guy but in his death throes he’s doing the things that Americans really want and are going to make their lives better.
I’ve long said that Gene Simmons appeals to women because the tongue symbolizes how a real man loves a home cooked meal.
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I’ve long said that Gene Simmons appeals to women because the tongue symbolizes how a real man loves a home cooked meal.
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ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
Personally I start off every conversation with a new acquaintance by saying “I am NOT a serial killer.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Personally I start off every conversation with a new acquaintance by saying “I am NOT a serial killer.”
What could go wrong?
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What could go wrong?
An unremarked element of all this is what an incredible self own Ryan lizza has wrought by publishing nauseating articles about how his significant other cheated on him with the most hideous person in the world.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
An unremarked element of all this is what an incredible self own Ryan lizza has wrought by publishing nauseating articles about how his significant other cheated on him with the most hideous person in the world.
I actually think it’s kind of cute for a mentally disabled couple to have such a rich sexting life.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I actually think it’s kind of cute for a mentally disabled couple to have such a rich sexting life.
Must feel bad to get lured into an AI trap by a teacher being played in a movie by the one and only Peter Dinklage.
To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
I Set A Trap To Catch My Students Cheating With AI. The Results Were Shocking.
"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Must feel bad to get lured into an AI trap by a teacher being played in a movie by the one and only Peter Dinklage.
Consider the AI bubble burst.
this thread is unbelievable
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Consider the AI bubble burst.
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’
George Orwell, Animal Farm
George Orwell, Animal Farm
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’
George Orwell, Animal Farm
George Orwell, Animal Farm
The incompetence of these people is equaled only by their evil.
In a stunning admission, prosecutors in the James Comey case conceded that the two-count indictment against the former FBI director was never presented to or voted on by a grand jury.
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Due to Botched Paperwork, Comey May Never Have Been Properly Indicted
ALEXANDRIA, VA—In a stunning admission, prosecutors in the James Comey case conceded that...
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November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The incompetence of these people is equaled only by their evil.
This is the part of Titanic where the crew start telling the passengers to dress warmly and put a life jacket on.
BBC: Pichai said while AI investment had been an “‘extraordinary moment’, there was some ‘irrationality’ ..
“Asked whether Google would be immune to the impact of the AI bubble bursting, Mr Pichai said .. ‘I think no company is going to be immune, including us.’”
$GOOGL
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“Asked whether Google would be immune to the impact of the AI bubble bursting, Mr Pichai said .. ‘I think no company is going to be immune, including us.’”
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November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is the part of Titanic where the crew start telling the passengers to dress warmly and put a life jacket on.
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This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
This is the rhetorical equivalent of ordering the express train to Hell.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This is the rhetorical equivalent of ordering the express train to Hell.
The thing about these guys is that, sure, they have the wealth and power right now. But it’ll never be enough for them, and I still have my soul intact.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The thing about these guys is that, sure, they have the wealth and power right now. But it’ll never be enough for them, and I still have my soul intact.